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Some readers find it more pleasurable to read a print book, and certainly there are occasions when a paperback is the ideal way to read a story. At the beach for instance, or sitting poolside on a lovely day.

Elliott’s folks love the beach at Killcare, where they have their timeshare house. Picture Elliott, the rescue dog, lying there beside his adored Adriana as she turns the page on a perfect beach read. Meanwhile Elliott waits for Alison, the Airedale, to join him. Bliss.

A dog lover friend of mine is in hospital with a broken leg. She loves jokes, and is always emailing them to me, so now I decided it was my turn to dial up the humour, and what better than with some dog jokes from a great ready source – Reader’s Digest. She loved them.

So here they are: (these, by the way, are Elliott approved).

 “My dog is so smart,” says the first owner, “that every morning he goes to the store and buys me a sesame seed bagel with chive cream cheese, stops off at Starbuc...

Continuing with the crime theme, Love is Strange is your giveaway to readers of Dead Funny.

While Dead Funny is a laugh-out-loud feisty “Noir-Ha-Ha” romp, Love is Strange is a more reflective story.

LOVE IS STRANGE showcases the sleazier side of Switzerland. Forget cuckoo clocks, dirndls and yodelling. Just watch Anita’s initial fascination, her growing fantasy and then, finally, her horror as her life melts down into a vintage, non-PC train wreck of a crime thriller in this Deadly Short ...

I’m thanking readers of my The Dinosaur Rocks series with a Free short story. 

It’s called Oi! Where’s My F**king Gong? And has on centre stage a tough Sarf London rocker, the kind of guy many Brits love to hate.

He’s filthy rich and pissed off at having missed out on the Honours List, again.

 “Wot a diabolical liberty.”

Just the kind of guy Terry, Marc’s pommy ex-roadie, would have knocked around with in his youth.

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Im thanking readers of my The Dinosaur Rocks series with a Free short story.

Its called Oi! Wheres My F**king Gong?

 A snarky rock entrepreneur from sarf London is having a right royal bitch! Have fun.

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Ive always collected dog quotes. These are some of my favourites, classics if you like. Many have stood the test of time, being just as relevant today. Maybe that says more about dogs than humans.

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. (President Harry S. Truman)

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs. Charles de Gaulle

A lot of shelter dogs are mutts like me. Barack Obama

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. Marilyn Monroe

Dogs do speak, but only to those who...

From September 25-29 Kit invites you to score your FREE! ebook of Reality Barks on Amazon.