Aaron Donley

“I think that fat friends are more loyal than skinny friends, because when you're surrounded by fat friends there's a higher probability one of them will take a bullet for you.”
― Aaron Donley, What We Once Called Out In Passing Clouds

“The word 'palindrome' spelled backwards is 'emordnilap,' which, when looked up in the dictionary reads: "See, this is why girls don't like you.”
― Aaron Donley, What We Once Called Out In Passing Clouds

“I’d like to write a real love song about real love. The kind of love that says, “Hey, why don’t you shut up for a change?” But in like, a really catchy jingle. I’m not doing it justice here.”
― Aaron Donley, Good Chemistry

“I’ll never forget working with Grandpa out in the garage. He’d ask me to hand him a screwdriver or a wrench and I would say, “Oh, you must mean Boopie and Peewee.” -To which Grandpa would grunt and say, “Whatever boy, just give me the screwdriver.” It was a lot of fun. Then, when his army buddies would come over, I’d tell them all about Peewee and his mad love affair with innocent Boopie, but how Grandpa desired fair Boopie’s love far above Peewee’s “expectations.” Grandpa never liked me much.”
― Aaron Donley, Good Chemistry