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Campaign Trail's Final Stretch
We're mere weeks away from the release date of our book, and for my co-author, Michael Bleicher, and me, it all remains fairly surreal. Michael and I started writing From the Campaign Trail or Thereabouts back in December 2016. We had been publishing a fair amount of political satire in the wake of the 2016 election. Everyone was traumatized, and humor sites were hungry for content with which they could further insulate their echo chambers. The election had been, to put it mildly, a clusterfuck, and like many Americans, its events, from the asinine to the abhorrent, seemed seared into our memories. At some point in all of this, we had the idea to write a novel incorporating not only the scenarios and themes of our recent short political satire, but also the characters we had developed over our years of writing humor together.
Of course, neither of us had much of a clue how to go about authoring a novel. Like many writers, our computers were filled with megabytes of aborted drafts and half-baked outlines. But together, we figured, we could keep each other honest, and with nothing more than outdated MacBooks and an unearned sense of confidence, we managed to complete a first draft over the following 10 months. At that time, the novel was called, Yes, Sir, in America, a title we soon discovered no one found compelling or amusing. The next year and a half, we would return to our manuscript every month or so to trim, reorganize, clarify, and punch-up. It was during this period, as we attempted and failed to find a mainstream publishing route, that Marty Dundics, editor of comedy website the Weekly Humorist agreed to put out our book under the auspices of Humorist Media.
Every aspect of this process has been a labor of love and a learning experience, and that has yet to cease being the case. Now with the book nearly stocked on the shelves, we have begun marketing and promotion. Like when we first set out writing the novel, we only have a vague notion of how to do this, and with our book coming out under a small imprint, Humorist Books (and the first of the imprint’s releases at that), there isn’t quite the same guidance and structure we might receive with a big corporate publisher. However, we do have the benefit of Marty Dundics’ unflagging support and friendship. There’s a reason we went this route. Those of generous spirit may call us “niche”; others, “emotionally debilitated.” The hope is that we release our strange, absurd novel into our little corner of the world, and by virtue of its unique qualities, it finds the audience it begs for. If Art Garfunkel reads it, we might just retire.
Of course, neither of us had much of a clue how to go about authoring a novel. Like many writers, our computers were filled with megabytes of aborted drafts and half-baked outlines. But together, we figured, we could keep each other honest, and with nothing more than outdated MacBooks and an unearned sense of confidence, we managed to complete a first draft over the following 10 months. At that time, the novel was called, Yes, Sir, in America, a title we soon discovered no one found compelling or amusing. The next year and a half, we would return to our manuscript every month or so to trim, reorganize, clarify, and punch-up. It was during this period, as we attempted and failed to find a mainstream publishing route, that Marty Dundics, editor of comedy website the Weekly Humorist agreed to put out our book under the auspices of Humorist Media.
Every aspect of this process has been a labor of love and a learning experience, and that has yet to cease being the case. Now with the book nearly stocked on the shelves, we have begun marketing and promotion. Like when we first set out writing the novel, we only have a vague notion of how to do this, and with our book coming out under a small imprint, Humorist Books (and the first of the imprint’s releases at that), there isn’t quite the same guidance and structure we might receive with a big corporate publisher. However, we do have the benefit of Marty Dundics’ unflagging support and friendship. There’s a reason we went this route. Those of generous spirit may call us “niche”; others, “emotionally debilitated.” The hope is that we release our strange, absurd novel into our little corner of the world, and by virtue of its unique qualities, it finds the audience it begs for. If Art Garfunkel reads it, we might just retire.
Book Club Packet!
Michael Bleicher and I have put together a book club packet for our debut novel, From the Campaign Trail or Thereabouts. It includes a number of discussion questions and wacky activities that are sure to foster fun and compelling conversation.
Download our novel's official book club packet here!
Download our novel's official book club packet here!
Campaign Trail's Book Launch: Wine, Wardrobes, and Wonderful Company
Last weekend, Michael Bleicher and I celebrated the launch of our debut novel, From the Campaign Trail or Thereabouts, at the Weekly Humorist headquarters, and, boy, did we have a blast. We traded off reading passages from the book, discussed a bit of the nuts and bolts of our writing process as well as the basis of some of the novel’s characters, signed copies for attendees, accidentally wore the same shirt, drank lots of cheap wine, and I was reminded why I shouldn’t slouch in photographs.
We’d like to sincerely thank everyone who decided to remain indoors on what was most likely one of the last true summer days of the year in order to chat with us about our book. Be sure to keep an eye out for future readings and discussions of From the Campaign Trail or Thereabouts.
If you haven’t yet ordered your copy, go do it now!
We’d like to sincerely thank everyone who decided to remain indoors on what was most likely one of the last true summer days of the year in order to chat with us about our book. Be sure to keep an eye out for future readings and discussions of From the Campaign Trail or Thereabouts.
If you haven’t yet ordered your copy, go do it now!
Reflections on 2019
I didn’t have the best relationship with schooling. Not at first, at least. From preschool through the first grade, I would occasionally have an earth-rending tantrum at just the notion of going, and even after I got over my anxiety, I was still slow on the uptake when it came to reading and arithmetic. In the first grade, I was very quickly assigned to the lower reading group, and I had to suffer my way through Zoo-phonics every morning of that year while the smart kids read The Boxcar Children. Much later, I would realize that my main issue then was that my attention was always somewhere else. It wouldn’t be accurate to say that my head was in the clouds. My mind wasn’t traveling outward but inward. I had a tendency, as I still do today, of traveling into the recesses of my imagination and getting lost in there.
It was in the third grade that my relationship with schooling began to change. At the beginning of the year, our teacher gave each of us an orange folder full of blank sheets of lined paper and told us that each morning that year, we’d start the day writing. I don’t recall our teacher ever giving us prompts or particular directions. She just gave us time to sit alone with these blank sheets of paper and fill them with our thoughts and, in my case, stories. I took to this activity like a duck on water. I don’t think I’d previously comprehended that one could transcribe the goings-on in one’s brain into words. I finally had discovered a way to connect with the world and more fully with myself.
This past September, when Michael Bleicher and I came out with our debut novel, From the Campaign Trail or Thereabouts, I reflected a lot on that time in the third grade. I felt that the seed of a dream that was first planted then had finally borne fruit. The content and complexity of what I wrote obviously changed over the years, but that creative drive which compelled me to fill that orange notebook was the same which brought me to GoogleDrive three to four nights a week for the better part of three years to finish this novel.
Combined with my engagement this past May to the woman with whom I’ve shared the last five years of my life, and I think it’s safe to say that 2019 was a singular year for me, indeed.
Okay, and Now for Some Lists and Whatnot
This feels pretty clumsy at this point, but no reflection on 2019 seems to be complete without the inclusion of one or several retrospective lists.
STUFF WE WROTE (BESIDES OUR NOVEL)
Michael and I didn’t produce a ton of short humor this year since the majority of our efforts were spent revising our novel and readying it for publication. Here are some highlights:
“Jesus of Nazareth Goes to Therapy”
Michael and I wrote this Easter-themed piece for the Weekly Humorist. I enjoy writing holiday pieces because in most cases you can revisit and re-post them year after year. This article appealed to me, in particular, because it gave me an opportunity to draw on my years of Catholic schooling.
“‘You’ll Want to Learn Guitar Immediately,’ and Other Fatherly Advice”
This was our first piece for Points in Case (many thanks to James Folta for running it). We really enjoyed writing this one because it gave us an opportunity to reflect on the painfully awkward romantic trials of our youths.
“Brandy, of the song ‘Brandy,’ Issues a Point-by-Point Rebuttal”
Who says pop culture references need to be relevant? We had a lot of fun writing this one, and we hope it’s as fun to read, though admittedly it requires at least a passing awareness of the song (we figured it was a staple of classic rock radio stations, for whatever that’s worth). It also gave Michael a chance to exercise his knowledge of legalese.
STUFF I READ (BESIDES OUR NOVEL)
I didn’t read quite as many books this year as I typically do (again blaming this on revising From the Campaign Trail or Thereabouts), but I did manage to fit in some titles of note. I read Tolstoy for the first time. I started with Anna Karenina, mainly because I found a copy of it in a box left on a neighboring stoop, and I enjoyed it so much that I decided to pick up War and Peace, as well. I also read a couple history books related to WWII, most notably the second volume of Winston Churchill’s comprehensive account of the war, which includes both the evacuation of Dunkirk and the Battle of Britain.
Here’s a full list of the titles I read this year. I only wrote reviews for books when I felt particularly compelled to upon completing them, but I invite you, dear readers, to reach out if you wish to discuss any of them with me. Or really if you want to talk about anything. I’m a pretty lonely guy.
A Handful of Dust, by Evelyn Waugh
A Thousand Mornings: Poems, by Mary Oliver
Underground Airlines, by Ben H. Winters
Frankly, I think this book was a little over-hyped on NPR when it first came out. Winters is clearly very talented at world building and fashioning engaging thrillers, but if you’re going to center your story around something as loaded as slavery and America’s caste society, it’s crucial that your characters have enough emotional depth to do the subject matter justice. I don’t believe that was accomplished here, unfortunately.
Becoming, by Michelle Obama
Anna Karenina, by Leo Tolstoy
Pretty good!
Hitler in Los Angeles: How Jews Foiled Nazi Plots Against Hollywood and America, by Steven J. Ross
To call this story incredible would ultimately be a disservice, as we’ve clearly seen the continuing legacy of white supremacy in this country and the pernicious effects of our government and law enforcement agencies not taking it seriously. In this well-researched book, Ross weaves a fascinating and inspiring tale that illustrates what a few ordinary citizens can accomplish with determination, courage, and an aptitude for filing systems.
Their Finest Hour, by Winston S. Churchill
The Nickel Boys, by Colson Whitehead
The Book of Snobs, by William Makepeace Thackeray
Bad Feminist, by Roxane Gay
War and Peace, by Leo Tolstoy
A lot of classics fail to wow readers like they did when they were first released, but War and Peace, in my opinion, decidedly does not fall into that category (with the exception of a tedious proto-historiographical treatise shoehorned in toward the end). Tolstoy’s work is densely plotted, and his characters are richly drawn; they live on the page from the first sentences they’re mentioned. To be able to sustain that across such an expansive story is an admirable feat and makes for a beautiful, delightfully immersive journey through joy, romance, shame, and tragedy. I also enjoyed Tolstoy’s insistence on showing the brutal, ugly senselessness of war, as well as on contending with the strong-man or top-down view of history (even though I just complained about his historiographical arguments; it was more about how many pages he spent on it). It may just be my ignorance of Russian literature, but I found his treatment of the battle sequences to be fairly surprising for the era in which he was writing.
It was in the third grade that my relationship with schooling began to change. At the beginning of the year, our teacher gave each of us an orange folder full of blank sheets of lined paper and told us that each morning that year, we’d start the day writing. I don’t recall our teacher ever giving us prompts or particular directions. She just gave us time to sit alone with these blank sheets of paper and fill them with our thoughts and, in my case, stories. I took to this activity like a duck on water. I don’t think I’d previously comprehended that one could transcribe the goings-on in one’s brain into words. I finally had discovered a way to connect with the world and more fully with myself.
This past September, when Michael Bleicher and I came out with our debut novel, From the Campaign Trail or Thereabouts, I reflected a lot on that time in the third grade. I felt that the seed of a dream that was first planted then had finally borne fruit. The content and complexity of what I wrote obviously changed over the years, but that creative drive which compelled me to fill that orange notebook was the same which brought me to GoogleDrive three to four nights a week for the better part of three years to finish this novel.
Combined with my engagement this past May to the woman with whom I’ve shared the last five years of my life, and I think it’s safe to say that 2019 was a singular year for me, indeed.
Okay, and Now for Some Lists and Whatnot
This feels pretty clumsy at this point, but no reflection on 2019 seems to be complete without the inclusion of one or several retrospective lists.
STUFF WE WROTE (BESIDES OUR NOVEL)
Michael and I didn’t produce a ton of short humor this year since the majority of our efforts were spent revising our novel and readying it for publication. Here are some highlights:
“Jesus of Nazareth Goes to Therapy”
Michael and I wrote this Easter-themed piece for the Weekly Humorist. I enjoy writing holiday pieces because in most cases you can revisit and re-post them year after year. This article appealed to me, in particular, because it gave me an opportunity to draw on my years of Catholic schooling.
“‘You’ll Want to Learn Guitar Immediately,’ and Other Fatherly Advice”
This was our first piece for Points in Case (many thanks to James Folta for running it). We really enjoyed writing this one because it gave us an opportunity to reflect on the painfully awkward romantic trials of our youths.
“Brandy, of the song ‘Brandy,’ Issues a Point-by-Point Rebuttal”
Who says pop culture references need to be relevant? We had a lot of fun writing this one, and we hope it’s as fun to read, though admittedly it requires at least a passing awareness of the song (we figured it was a staple of classic rock radio stations, for whatever that’s worth). It also gave Michael a chance to exercise his knowledge of legalese.
STUFF I READ (BESIDES OUR NOVEL)
I didn’t read quite as many books this year as I typically do (again blaming this on revising From the Campaign Trail or Thereabouts), but I did manage to fit in some titles of note. I read Tolstoy for the first time. I started with Anna Karenina, mainly because I found a copy of it in a box left on a neighboring stoop, and I enjoyed it so much that I decided to pick up War and Peace, as well. I also read a couple history books related to WWII, most notably the second volume of Winston Churchill’s comprehensive account of the war, which includes both the evacuation of Dunkirk and the Battle of Britain.
Here’s a full list of the titles I read this year. I only wrote reviews for books when I felt particularly compelled to upon completing them, but I invite you, dear readers, to reach out if you wish to discuss any of them with me. Or really if you want to talk about anything. I’m a pretty lonely guy.
A Handful of Dust, by Evelyn Waugh
A Thousand Mornings: Poems, by Mary Oliver
Underground Airlines, by Ben H. Winters
Frankly, I think this book was a little over-hyped on NPR when it first came out. Winters is clearly very talented at world building and fashioning engaging thrillers, but if you’re going to center your story around something as loaded as slavery and America’s caste society, it’s crucial that your characters have enough emotional depth to do the subject matter justice. I don’t believe that was accomplished here, unfortunately.
Becoming, by Michelle Obama
Anna Karenina, by Leo Tolstoy
Pretty good!
Hitler in Los Angeles: How Jews Foiled Nazi Plots Against Hollywood and America, by Steven J. Ross
To call this story incredible would ultimately be a disservice, as we’ve clearly seen the continuing legacy of white supremacy in this country and the pernicious effects of our government and law enforcement agencies not taking it seriously. In this well-researched book, Ross weaves a fascinating and inspiring tale that illustrates what a few ordinary citizens can accomplish with determination, courage, and an aptitude for filing systems.
Their Finest Hour, by Winston S. Churchill
The Nickel Boys, by Colson Whitehead
The Book of Snobs, by William Makepeace Thackeray
Bad Feminist, by Roxane Gay
War and Peace, by Leo Tolstoy
A lot of classics fail to wow readers like they did when they were first released, but War and Peace, in my opinion, decidedly does not fall into that category (with the exception of a tedious proto-historiographical treatise shoehorned in toward the end). Tolstoy’s work is densely plotted, and his characters are richly drawn; they live on the page from the first sentences they’re mentioned. To be able to sustain that across such an expansive story is an admirable feat and makes for a beautiful, delightfully immersive journey through joy, romance, shame, and tragedy. I also enjoyed Tolstoy’s insistence on showing the brutal, ugly senselessness of war, as well as on contending with the strong-man or top-down view of history (even though I just complained about his historiographical arguments; it was more about how many pages he spent on it). It may just be my ignorance of Russian literature, but I found his treatment of the battle sequences to be fairly surprising for the era in which he was writing.
The Admissions Committee on Reincarnated Souls (ACORS)
Michael Bleicher and I have a new short story out today on the Weekly Humorist! It’s a fun, snappy little feuilleton about reincarnation and college admissions. We hope you like it!
Check out our new piece here!
Check out our new piece here!
Ivanka Run: Chapter 1 - Greetings from Crimea
I have new work out today, and it's certainly one of the more out-there things I've written, a comic flash fiction serial about Ivanka Trump on the lam. I hope you like it because there are at least 4-6 more installments, in all likelihood.
Read "Ivanka Run: Chapter 1 - Greetings from Crimea" now!
Read "Ivanka Run: Chapter 1 - Greetings from Crimea" now!
The Carlyles — COVER REVEAL
At long last, the pub day for my new novel, The Carlyles, is approaching, and as my co-author, Michael Bleicher, and I finish up the last little details, we’re thrilled to show you the official cover art!
Many thanks to Humorist Books Publisher Marty Dundics for making the cover. We are so excited for folks to read this book. Stay tuned for more news, and be sure to get your copy this September!
Many thanks to Humorist Books Publisher Marty Dundics for making the cover. We are so excited for folks to read this book. Stay tuned for more news, and be sure to get your copy this September!
The Carlyles - eBook Pre-Order Available!
My new novel The Carlyles is NOW AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER on Amazon for eBook!
Order your copy today, and it'll download straight to your Kindle when it comes out on September 22nd. Print copies will also be available for purchase after the pub date.
Order your copy today, and it'll download straight to your Kindle when it comes out on September 22nd. Print copies will also be available for purchase after the pub date.
