If you've stumbled across this blog, whether by accident or intention, I'd like to say, 'Hello and welcome.'
That sounded a lot less welcome-to-my-cult in my head than it did when I wrote it down and read it out loud. I didn't mean it like that. You're welcome to leave if you want.
If you'd like to stick around that'd be great too. Is a blog a blog without any readers?
I guess I read my work, so it'll have to be a blog then.
Whether it wants to or not.