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Monsters taking shape

I have created two Scottish tribes of spaghetti, the Macaronis who like fine garments and the Machiavellis who wear minimal clothing. Those cruel Macaronis have dubbed the Machiavellis "The We Freeze" and claim that they measure their temperature in degrees Calvin.

Apparently the two tribes are always fooding with each other. Their preferred weapons wormy jelly and land minestrones. That Louis Pasta has a lot to answer for.

I was brought up in a strictly contrapuntal house, which meant that playing with words was just as much anathema as playing with your food.

Well, I seem to have managed to lick that one!
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Published on May 18, 2010 03:03 Tags: monster-maintenance-manual