Jeff Strand's Blog

The long wait is finally over! Actually, I have no idea how long you’ve been waiting, but I’VE been waiting a good long while…but my new novel, Fun Times at the Bloodbath, is now available from Dead Sky Publishing!

It’s about a video game that’s sooooooooo addictive that players simply can’t stop. Nothing else matters but the game. And if a well-meaning friend or family member tries to intervene…well, it can get violent.

Ginger Nuts of Horror called it my “sharpest, funniest, and most unsettling novel in years.”

Get it from the online retailer of your choice! Or Amazon.

Welcome to my website! Whether you were brought here by interest in my work or a Google search gone terribly wrong, I encourage you to hang around and start clicking away!

Fun Times at the Bloodbath is available now! Click HERE!

I have a Patreon page! New stuff every day! Click HERE for details!

You can order signed books directly from me! Click HERE!

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I mean, it never really left…but there’s a brand spanking new edition of Wolf Hunt coming TOMORROW from Wicked House Publishing! Same book; better grammar!

They’ll be republishing the whole trilogy, followed by the fourth George & Lou adventure, Catch & Release!

Pre-order HERE! Or just regular order if it’s Tuesday, March 24th or later.

And the latest issue of my newsletter goes out tomorrow, featuring the brand-new story “Five Second Rule.” If you don’t already subscribe, click HERE!

Welcome to my website! Whether you were brought here by interest in my work or a Google search gone terribly wrong, I encourage you to hang around and start clicking away!

I now have a Patreon page! New stuff every day! Click HERE for details!

Now you can order signed books directly from me! Click HERE!

Wolf Hunt has been republished in a shiny new edition! Click HERE!

Your Body Will Never Be Found is available now in Kindle and paperback!

(P.S.: People who leave reviews on Amazon deserve great big hugs!)

Subscribe to my newsletter at MailChimp! A brand new story in every issue!

It’s here! Your Body Will Never Be Found is now available in Kindle and paperback editions!

This is easily one of my darkest novels, so if you’re a fan of Pressure, My Pretties, and Bring Her Back, it’s for you! If you’d rather I stick to stuff like Kumquat, maybe sit this one out…

Welcome to my website! Whether you were brought here by interest in my work or a Google search gone terribly wrong, I encourage you to hang around and start clicking away!

I now have a Patreon page! New stuff every day! Click HERE for details!

Now you can order signed books directly from me! Click HERE!

Your Body Will Never Be Found is available now in Kindle and paperback!

Finders Keepers is now available! Get it at your local bookstore, library, or the online retailer of your choice!

Bloodsucker County is now available in Kindle and paperback editions.

(P.S.: People who leave reviews on Amazon deserve great big hugs!)

Subscribe to my newsletter at MailChimp! A brand new story in every issue!

Oooh! The Kindle edition of Your Body Will Never Be Found is up for pre-order! (The book comes out July 22nd.)

“If you’re here, you’re clearly lost. What you do next will determine if you stay that way.”

It’s hard to truly get lost in 2025, but Arden trusted his GPS in the deep, rural woods of Georgia, where satellite signals don’t reach. Now he, his wife Laurie, and their two children, traveling back home after a fun weekend away, have run out of gas next to a house displaying a very unwelcoming sign.

The porch light turns on. A large man with a shotgun emerges. As he walks slowly toward their car, the family has no idea how bad their night is about to become…

From the Bram Stoker and Splatterpunk-Award winning author of Pressure, My Pretties, and Bring Her Back comes Jeff Strand’s most brutal and unrelenting nightmare so far.

The pre-order price is only a dirt-cheap $2.99. After that, the price will rocket all the way up to an obscenely expensive $3.99. (Yes, of course there will be a paperback–it goes live on July 22nd as well, but there won’t be pre-orders, because Amazon won’t let me.)

Pre-order HERE.

Welcome to my website! Whether you were brought here by interest in my work or a Google search gone terribly wrong, I encourage you to hang around and start clicking away!

I now have a Patreon page! New stuff every day! Click HERE for details!

Now you can order signed books directly from me! Click HERE!

Your Body Will Never Be Found is now available for pre-order in the Kindle edition. Available July 22.

Finders Keepers is now available! Get it at your local bookstore, library, or the online retailer of your choice!

Bloodsucker County is now available in Kindle and paperback editions.

(P.S.: People who leave reviews on Amazon deserve great big hugs!)

Subscribe to my newsletter at MailChimp! A brand new story in every issue!

Cover by Chad Lutzke. This one’s brutal.

It’s here! The third book in my Eek! series (no previous Eek! experience required–they all stand alone) is now available! You can get Finders Keepers at your local Barnes & Noble, or your library, or the online retailer of your choice, or you can steal it from the middle grader of your choice.

Like my other books for kids, you don’t have to be a kid to enjoy them. You don’t even have to be particularly immature. C’mon, a sinister scavenger hunt is all-ages evil fun!

(Meanwhile, my Patreon page now has annual subscriptions for 10% off. Click HERE to check it out.)