John Chase's Blog

Tooth to tattoo ratio is less than one

Quotes
"I'm allergic to oxygen"
"I ride an incumbent bike"
I can't even do sedimentary work"
"I'm not sure if I'm on the real medicine or the
placenta"

I'm going to post an intermittent series of "Bad Prognostic Signs." Those in medicine know exactly what these are. For those who are not-they are things patients said and did, things you observed that indicate the future is not going to go well!

The patient threatens you
“I’m going to give you a bad patient satisfaction survey”
“I’m going to sue you”
“You’re really going to be sorry if you don’t give me those pain pills”

More to come!