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The History of Minecraft Villagers
New book by Golden Miner and edited by me sample time

Introduction

Cavillagers, also known as “Cre Viyajer.” in the old Villager Language. Nobody knows precisely how the Villagers appeared. Some amateur scientists might say they were eating golden apples. Some random guy in the Mall might say they were ancestors of a species called “Macaca Fascicularis.” Do you realize there are so many structures when you spawn in the world? Who built them? When was it made? When were abandoned mineshafts populated with rare ores? When were the ruined Nether Portals complete? Well, I am Golden Miner. I am here to answer the question: “What’s the history of Villagers?”

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 DIARY OF AN IRON GOLEM (DIG) SAMPLE :)

Day 1

The zombies rushed all towards me. They approached slowly, as they noticed this was the perfect moment to attack.

“Mmm… Villager Brains…” the zombie said. 

I remembered what my father said, “Never run away, Percy, just try to survive. And if you are low, just run.”

I tried to be brave. Tried to, anyways.

I smashed a zombie, and it fell to the ground, and poofed. I picked up three zombies and threw them to a nearby tree, crashing the bodies, and blood spreading everywhere. Then, when I was laughing at the dead zombies, I noticed millions more zombies were coming. I smashed my fists on the ground, and I ran for them.

“Wow! Biggest move in history! That is AWESOME!” you say.

Well, WRONG. You see, that wasn’t the greatest move in history, but the most DUMBEST one. And it wasn’t awesome, it was, well, pathetic.

As I walked in, using my fists to bash at least like forty zombies.

OK, the thing with the zombies, is that they travel in packs of four. They also, on some occasions, can be a small siege, where there are ten zombies. A siege is just with an average of twenty to thirty zombies. But this was a Zinvasion. Yes, you heard me right. A ZINVASION. It’s when there are a hundred to a billion zombies.

There are five categories of Zinvasions:

1 - 100 - 500

2 - 501 - 1001

3 - 1002 - 100 000

4 - 100 001 - 999 999 999

5 - A BILLION (1 000 000 000)

This was a category 4.3. Around two million. That is a huge number.

If you didn’t know, Iron Golems can “crack” and break apart. This is an advantage for zombies.

Here is an example.

Three Iron Golems, both 100HP, try to stop a Zinvasion.

The zombies will split into equal groups to try to get the best iron golem. If an Iron golem cracks, the second group will start attacking the cracked golem, and the third will split into two to attack the remaining ones. Once the cracked golem is defeated, they will split their army into two and attack the remaining golems. 

(Besides, I learned all of this at the Golem academy. - The G.-A.)\

So, the zombies are smarter than in stories like “Diary of a Zombie 5,437,549, part 34: I am dumm.”

So, since I was one iron golem, they just punched me, and I fell to the ground, with no resistance. The zombies stepped over me, heading towards the village.

My first big failure. BIG.

Day 2

“We all hate you!”

“You should’ve gone for the head.”

“You left the village in ruins…”

“You failed me Percy, you big dumb chunk of iron.”

“It’s the Endgame, now.”

“Why?!”

  “You speak English, right?”

I heard these voices across the night. It sounded like they were in a battle. And suddenly, I woke up. I saw a lot of fire around me, and it smelled bad, like burning flesh. While I started walking through the paths of the village, I noticed - the village is no more - and it was all because of me.

All the dead bodies of villagers, lying around, just made my mind say, “Why did I do this?”

Because there was nothing I could do, I left the deserted place.

Day 3

It’s Day 3, and I walked out of my little dirt house. The dirt house had a little flower garden in the front yard, and a little cactus in a flower pot.

Even though I had failed my village, I was living off the ground until I found another village.

I love flowers. I picked one up and I breathed the scent of the nectarine on it. If only I was a bee.

 The book could be 5k words and longer. May be published before Halloween, or after. 

Here's a sample from Chapter 3 :

Today is October 29th, and only a few days are left until Mine-o-ween. I think I’m going to go TNT-or-cookie-ing this year. My costume can be The Diamond Trader, the random guy who appeared in the cave in my first diary. Speaking of the first diary… I wonder where Chevean is right now. His absence kind of spooked me out for the last year. Oh yeah, for the Diamond Trader, I still got that piece of diamond.

Which reminds me…

*A few minutes later*

Oink!

Oink!

Oink!

I pranked my parents with Pig spawn eggs. *chuckles*

***

SPECIAL DMV comin' up... Oh, at Halloween or so. 

I am working on a DMV Special CRAFTOWEEN. You see, this Minecraftian tradition has existed for over a million years. I know right, it's a big number. 1 237 998, to be precise. But, there is a maniac who drools a lot who is an undead person that plans to conquer the world and there is another one who doesn't have eyeballs and wants to destroy everything.

Will Jacob and his friends will be able to SAVE Halloween?

RandomBoi is a new character for thatrandomguyBDGR.

SAMPLE: 

Chapter 1 - RandomBoi

Steve and his girlfriend, Olivia, and I walked towards Mineville. I was getting tired, so I invented cool stuff along the way: a species creator, a new shirt for Steve, and three ice cream cones.

Mineville was built at a hundred percent protective because big, fat walls of obsidian surrounded the city. They now had cobblestone floors.

How do they farm, you ask? They build farms on the roof of their houses.

Crazy, if you ask me.

“Hey! My villager’s back!” yelled someone. That someone was my mom.

“That’s my boy. Oh, Jacob, we want to present you to the new player that showed up: RandomBoi.”

“My real name is thatrandomguy,” said, well, uhh, the random guy.

“He’s a professional in crafting and building. He can even craft commands blocks!”

I can craft them too. Duh. I am the crafter-master!

“Uhh, hey, mom, I want to talk to you, with Dad, in private.”

“Uhh, sure, son.”

Dad and Mom sure look stressed out.

“Umm, I was in a fight with Herobrine (aka Jake, the player), and he killed me.”

“Did you poof?”

“Yeah.”

“But then, how did you… respawn? It’s not like… wait. RandomBoi, you didn’t tell me anything about an immortal chosen villager?”

“Well, an immortal chosen player,” said RandomBoi, “The first mob to get killed by the command “/kill” in the world will be the Chosen One of the Overworld, and supposed to beat He who never blinks and the derp.”

“Herobrine and Noob,” Steve said.

“Exactly.”

“So, wait, hang on. So, what’s with the fact that I can respawn?”

“The Chosen One will automatically become a player while keeping his skin, personality and…”

“Wait, I’m a player?”

“Kind of… Uhh, I mean, “YES.”

“Hurrr,” Dad hurred as RandomBoi kept talking.

“The Chosen Ones will have special powers on a New or Full Moon. I’m not sure what the powers are, though.”

“OK, but Herobrine is immortal, right? So, how can I kill him?” I asked.

“He can possess anybody, and you can kill him then.”

“That’s scary,” Olivia frowned.

“Wait, where did you read all this?” asked Steve, kind of suspicious of RandomBoi.

He tossed a book on the table, and oh boy, that book was giant. It weighed at least a thousand kilograms, and it had over ten thousand pages. 

The title was even more complicated, “The Prediction Book (Prophecy_Version1) of 01010101 01100100 01110011 01111001 01100010 01101100.

(RandomBoi said that 01010101 01100100 01110011 01111001 01100010 01101100 meant Udsybl, which was short for something…)

Chapter 2 - Herobrine is Blind

Herobrine stretched out his body out of the Warden and placed a Golden Lasso on him. That is a particular type of leash that you can “leash” anything.

He directed the Warden and then went behind a shrub, where he found Mineville. He saw the villager, Jacob, his friends and some other people.

He then possessed the Warden’s body and headed for them. Then, suddenly, he heard a VOOP sound.

Endermen, Herobrine thought. Ender could easily smack a Warden into EXP orbs because they teleport everywhere so it can’t attack.

I’ll have to come up with other things, then.

***

The Ender General appeared next to me.

“Oh, no, I have a very Craft-o-ween-y feeling about this.”

“Hey, Jacob, want to celebrate Craftoween with us?”

“What is craftoween?” Steve asked.

“It’s Halloween, for us humans,” replied RandomBoi.

“Wait, I hear something,” Olivia said, “It sounds like… a giant grunt from a Warden. Wait, that doesn’t make sense! Wardens don’t come out of caves!”

“Wait…” I suspected something. Not from what you just read, but I got a feeling that I’m being scrutinized. Anyway, back to the “wait,” here is what I did: I gasped. “It’s Herobrine! He’s threatening to kill us all!”

“You have to stay with us, Ender General!”

“Uhh, OK. But why?”

“I’ll tell you why,” said a voice behind us. It was a pillager with an emerald sword, like the Emelite sword I made a few books ago. I got out my fresh, sharp twenty-karat solidified lapis-bedrock sword.

“What do you want?” Steve asked as he pulled out his enchanted diamond sword.

“Have you been listening to us the whole time?”

“Yep. ‘Been hidin’ in that big ol’ bush there,” he said while pulling out a hat and put it on his head. He placed a piece of wheat and placed it on his mouth. He looked like a farmer. “I’ll tell you, people, what is Herobrine’s biggest fear. It’s...

TO BE CONTINUED...

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Really good. Recommended for readers who like video games, or the Cube Kid, Zack Zombie, or Steve the Noob books. <br /><br />I like the cover, but it could be more specific, like Xavier, or a--<br /><br />Also, bananas are good. Oh, no! I've stayed in this review for too long! BAnANaS R REAAALlllYY Good 4 U<br /><br /><br />Ok, I'm Captain Und-- what?? OK bye !

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