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Johnny Two Kebabs

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Humor and Comedy, Comics, Music

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On 15th June 2011, in Achmed’s kebab shop in south London, an extraordinary achievement took place. An Irishman (after already having imbibed thirteen pints of lager) polished off two doner kebabs in the record time of one minute 59 seconds - a feat which has remained unbeaten to this day.
Now the protagonist in this accomplishment shares with us his adventures in bringing order into the chaos of south London.

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	Johnny's Ridealong by Johnny Two Kebabs (Goodreads Author), Kieran Mc Kenna (Editor) 4.67 avg rating — 3 ratings — 4 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	The Badge And The Gun (Johnny Two Kebabs Book 7) by Johnny Two Kebabs (Goodreads Author), Kieran Mc Kenna (editor) 3.25 avg rating — 4 ratings — 2 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Johnny Two Kebabs: The Prequel really liked it 4.00 avg rating — 3 ratings — published 2021 — 6 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
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	The Mixed Doner Murders 0.00 avg rating — 0 ratings — 5 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	The Two Kebabs Trilogy and Prequel 0.00 avg rating — 0 ratings — 2 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	A Very Maggie Christmas: Johnny Meets The Ghost Of Margaret Thatcher (Johnny Two Kebabs Book 6) by Johnny Two Kebabs (Goodreads Author), Kieran Mc Kenna (Editor) 0.00 avg rating — 0 ratings — 2 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	The Two Kebabs Trilogy 0.00 avg rating — 0 ratings — 6 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	The Second Trilogy Of Johnny Two Kebabs by Johnny Two Kebabs (Goodreads Author), Kieran Mc Kenna (Editor) 0.00 avg rating — 0 ratings	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	A Very Maggie Christmas: (Johnny Meets The Ghost Of Margaret Thatcher) by Johnny Two Kebabs (Goodreads Author), Kieran Mc Kenna (Editor) 0.00 avg rating — 0 ratings — 2 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars

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There has been much speculation in recent years as to whether Johnny Two Kebabs really exists. Is it true that on 15th June 2011 after drinking 13 pints of lager he polished off two doner kebabs in 1 minute 59 seconds? Is Johnny two Kebabs just an urban legend? Is the song that was written about him and for which the video appears on the internet just in the tradition of Irish blarney and storytel Read more of this blog post »

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Johnny Kebabs answered Ryan Guffey's question: I ran across a feed on Reddit from a year ago where you were reaching out for suggestions on how to market humor books. Looks like you may have found a bit of an audience. How did you do it? Hi Ryan, Yes, that's right, I did ask in Reddit for guidance on marketing. I have just been using social media and I have also used some email promo services (although I am doubtful about their effectiveness) Another thing I have done is made audioboo See Full Answer
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