Amanda Gibson

“Don't let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game.”
― Babe Ruth

“This is a bad idea,” Lula said to me. “My nipples are all shrunk up and trying to hide inside my body. It’s like what men’s gonads do when someone comes at them with a butcher knife. Those suckers abandon ship and there’s nothing left but an empty nut sack. Not that I know firsthand. I’m just sayin’ what I hear.”
― Janet Evanovich, Fortune and Glory: Tantalizing Twenty-Seven

“Lots of murder weapons at the deli counter. So many knives. The most dangerous thing was the meat slicer, but it would be hard to turn that into a murder weapon.”
― Maureen Johnson, The Box in the Woods