G.S. Gerry's Blog
August 20, 2023
Harnessing A.I. in unique ways
A.I. is not going anywhere, anytime soon. All aboard the A.I. train as my website now has all of your favorite characters from Meth Murder & Amazon!
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P. S. Hysterical Hangouts with The Hindlegs, an award-winning reality show debuts on September 22nd. Check back soon for the next round of character revelations!
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Check out the award-winning cast at https://gsgerry.com/meth-murder-amazon
P. S. Hysterical Hangouts with The Hindlegs, an award-winning reality show debuts on September 22nd. Check back soon for the next round of character revelations!
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A Literary Titan forevermore
I walk through the halls of literary lore,
Where great tales are told forevermore,
And in this place of legend and fame,
There lives a titan, known by name.
G. S. Gerry, the master of pen and page,
Whose words have the power to engage,
To stir emotions, to move the soul,
To make us laugh, or take us whole.
His stories are woven with care and skill,
Full of characters with heart and will,
And among them all, there's one who stands tall,
The Commodore, with his missing finger and all.
He's been through trials, he's faced his fears,
He's seen his share of laughter and tears,
And though he's blown up his wife by mistake,
His love for her never did abate.
G. S. Gerry's children are too many to count,
But each one has a voice that will amount,
To tales of wonder, of joy and strife,
That will fill the hearts of readers' life.
So I raise my pen, in honor of the great,
Whose words have left us in a spellbound state,
And as we turn the pages of their tales,
We journey to places, and set our sails.
Hysterical Hangouts with The Hindlegs#poems #awardwinner #awardwinning #readers #readerscommunity #mustreads #preorder
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Where great tales are told forevermore,
And in this place of legend and fame,
There lives a titan, known by name.
G. S. Gerry, the master of pen and page,
Whose words have the power to engage,
To stir emotions, to move the soul,
To make us laugh, or take us whole.
His stories are woven with care and skill,
Full of characters with heart and will,
And among them all, there's one who stands tall,
The Commodore, with his missing finger and all.
He's been through trials, he's faced his fears,
He's seen his share of laughter and tears,
And though he's blown up his wife by mistake,
His love for her never did abate.
G. S. Gerry's children are too many to count,
But each one has a voice that will amount,
To tales of wonder, of joy and strife,
That will fill the hearts of readers' life.
So I raise my pen, in honor of the great,
Whose words have left us in a spellbound state,
And as we turn the pages of their tales,
We journey to places, and set our sails.
Hysterical Hangouts with The Hindlegs#poems #awardwinner #awardwinning #readers #readerscommunity #mustreads #preorder
https://a.co/d/7YFk1Pe
June 9, 2023
#1 New Release on Amazon!
Hysterical Hangouts with The Hindlegs is the #1 new release on Amazon!! That is definitely some Friday motivation. Reserve your copy and Step into a realm where reality blurs with entertainment as you immerse yourself in “Hysterical Hangouts With The Hindlegs” — award-winning author G. S. Gerry’s groundbreaking concept — and embrace a wild ride of madness, fast-paced comedy, and jaw-dropping revelations.
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December 9, 2022
A first-of-its-kind book that offers suspense, thriller, mystery, and humor all under one cover
The body of an unidentified child has been found in the guest room during an open house, on the quietest street in America.
Sometimes, the seemingly perfect family is hiding the most terrifying secrets. How well do you know the neighbors next door?
From award-winning author and visionary creator G. S. Gerry comes the critically acclaimed debut Meth Murder & Amazon. An unbelievably original, true story about a young family’s attempts to sell their first home and the real estate hell storm that engulfs them.
Meet Derald Grake: father of 4 and ringleader of the Grake family. On the surface he’s your average Joe Schmuckatelli. A respectable family man and reasonably sane employee at Amazon. He works hard to provide for his family and portray the perfect life, but this mild-mannered employee is about to come unglued. As he sets into motion a diabolical, foolproof plan and unleashes his alter ego to the world…
Every family has their secrets, and on the warm summer days of July, the truth will be revealed. No one is safe, not even the children, as the house on Hershey Squirtel Lane will never be the same again.
What follows is a suspenseful, laugh out loud, thriller of a rollercoaster ride that pulls you to the edge of your seat with absurdity, betrayal, and deception. A mesmerizing, gripping read that will keep you guessing and have you glued to the pages until the bitter end.
Sometimes, the seemingly perfect family is hiding the most terrifying secrets. How well do you know the neighbors next door?
From award-winning author and visionary creator G. S. Gerry comes the critically acclaimed debut Meth Murder & Amazon. An unbelievably original, true story about a young family’s attempts to sell their first home and the real estate hell storm that engulfs them.
Meet Derald Grake: father of 4 and ringleader of the Grake family. On the surface he’s your average Joe Schmuckatelli. A respectable family man and reasonably sane employee at Amazon. He works hard to provide for his family and portray the perfect life, but this mild-mannered employee is about to come unglued. As he sets into motion a diabolical, foolproof plan and unleashes his alter ego to the world…
Every family has their secrets, and on the warm summer days of July, the truth will be revealed. No one is safe, not even the children, as the house on Hershey Squirtel Lane will never be the same again.
What follows is a suspenseful, laugh out loud, thriller of a rollercoaster ride that pulls you to the edge of your seat with absurdity, betrayal, and deception. A mesmerizing, gripping read that will keep you guessing and have you glued to the pages until the bitter end.
July 20, 2022
Hero or Villain ?
What if someone wrote a book about you? Would you be the hero or the villain?…
From the master of enduring Murphy's Law comes Meth Murder & Amazon
Meet Derald Grake: on the surface he’s an average, everyday Joe Schmuckatelli. Not a hero in the traditional sense, except to his family. He used to be a reasonably sane employee, possibly even an “asset” during his tenure working for Amazon.
In a cruel twist of fate, his life takes an ill-fated turn in the most ordinary way possible…listing the family home for sale.
Murphy’s Law states “anything that can go wrong, will go wrong”. How you choose to deal with it…is up to you.
Let the metamorphosis begin!
Now Introducing Ricinburg: a one-of-a-kind murdering psychopath that also cooks meth in his garage, on the side. Hide your kids, hide you wife…hide the realtors?
No one is safe, but Mr. Grake wasn’t always this way.
What happened to this father of 4 that would drive him to despicable acts of villainy? Culminating in an unbelievable accusation of murdering one of his very own children.
Quit Meth’in Around & climb aboard the methacoaster as G. S. Gerry takes you on an unforgettable comedic journey of a lifetime.
Laugh-out-loud funny with a hilarious cast of absurdly memorable characters, Meth Murder & Amazon guarantees an experience unlike anything imaginable.
From the master of enduring Murphy's Law comes Meth Murder & Amazon
Meet Derald Grake: on the surface he’s an average, everyday Joe Schmuckatelli. Not a hero in the traditional sense, except to his family. He used to be a reasonably sane employee, possibly even an “asset” during his tenure working for Amazon.
In a cruel twist of fate, his life takes an ill-fated turn in the most ordinary way possible…listing the family home for sale.
Murphy’s Law states “anything that can go wrong, will go wrong”. How you choose to deal with it…is up to you.
Let the metamorphosis begin!
Now Introducing Ricinburg: a one-of-a-kind murdering psychopath that also cooks meth in his garage, on the side. Hide your kids, hide you wife…hide the realtors?
No one is safe, but Mr. Grake wasn’t always this way.
What happened to this father of 4 that would drive him to despicable acts of villainy? Culminating in an unbelievable accusation of murdering one of his very own children.
Quit Meth’in Around & climb aboard the methacoaster as G. S. Gerry takes you on an unforgettable comedic journey of a lifetime.
Laugh-out-loud funny with a hilarious cast of absurdly memorable characters, Meth Murder & Amazon guarantees an experience unlike anything imaginable.
July 7, 2022
Reedsy: Discovery - Review
Meth Murder and Amazon by G. S. Gerry is an unusual book, written in an extremely unique style. Almost like a stream of consciousness, but with absurd character names and place names, weird little rhymes, and unusual descriptors. I've never read a book quite like this before. I'm still confused about what was real and what was fantasy. Was Mr. Grake a meth dealer, à la Walter White? Or was that another story of fancy? Was there even a murder? Or was that a misunderstanding? What secrets are these normal middle-class people hiding?
But I liked it. How could I not like it? It was cleverly written. It even had emojis and pictures! I admit that I didn't get all the puns or cultural references, but I got a lot of them, and that was half fun of reading Meth Murder and Amazon — when I figured out one of the spoonerisms it was almost like a Eureka! moment.
The story revolves around a family, the Grakes, trying to sell their home, and the trials and tribulations that ensue. They just want to sell their home, that's it. Sounds like the most normal thing in the world, right? Millions of people do this exact thing every year. It should be almost rote by now. Every homeowner has done it at least once — list house, take an offer, haggle, sold.
You'd think it would be just that easy. Not for the Grake family. They plow through three real estate agents in the Sky Scrapin' State where they live, with the ensuing mayhem. This should be simple in a sellers' market. But it's not. No one — and I mean no one — is interested in buying their house. Why? I have no idea. Add to that gut punch, accusations of murder and meth manufacture — all of it trumped up. Or was it? The weather even conspires against the Grakes. These people cannot catch a break.
G. S. Gerry took a chance writing such an avant-garde novel. If you're willing to take a chance on something different, then you will enjoy Meth Murder and Amazon. It's not a book that you can skim through — you have to pay attention to get all the hidden meanings, the plays on words, and the obscure references.
Meth Murder and Amazon is a short read, but it lays out an interesting story, in an interesting way. It's the worst case scenario that we all fear — life out of control. G. S. Gerry likens it to a roller coaster ride. A very apt analogy — especially for the Grake family.
But I liked it. How could I not like it? It was cleverly written. It even had emojis and pictures! I admit that I didn't get all the puns or cultural references, but I got a lot of them, and that was half fun of reading Meth Murder and Amazon — when I figured out one of the spoonerisms it was almost like a Eureka! moment.
The story revolves around a family, the Grakes, trying to sell their home, and the trials and tribulations that ensue. They just want to sell their home, that's it. Sounds like the most normal thing in the world, right? Millions of people do this exact thing every year. It should be almost rote by now. Every homeowner has done it at least once — list house, take an offer, haggle, sold.
You'd think it would be just that easy. Not for the Grake family. They plow through three real estate agents in the Sky Scrapin' State where they live, with the ensuing mayhem. This should be simple in a sellers' market. But it's not. No one — and I mean no one — is interested in buying their house. Why? I have no idea. Add to that gut punch, accusations of murder and meth manufacture — all of it trumped up. Or was it? The weather even conspires against the Grakes. These people cannot catch a break.
G. S. Gerry took a chance writing such an avant-garde novel. If you're willing to take a chance on something different, then you will enjoy Meth Murder and Amazon. It's not a book that you can skim through — you have to pay attention to get all the hidden meanings, the plays on words, and the obscure references.
Meth Murder and Amazon is a short read, but it lays out an interesting story, in an interesting way. It's the worst case scenario that we all fear — life out of control. G. S. Gerry likens it to a roller coaster ride. A very apt analogy — especially for the Grake family.
BookViral Review
"An Experience Unlike Anything Imaginable. ...completely off the wall and guaranteed to make you laugh out loud" - BookViral Reviews
When G. S. Gerry says his debut novel Meth Murder & Amazon is an experience unlike anything imaginable he's not kidding!
Wholly original and darkly humorous...a heady rollercoaster of a trip with Gerry cleverly orchestrating whiplash changes of mood and unexpected direction.
All Mr Grake wants to do is sell his family home. What could be simpler?
But in Gerry's warped imagination anything could happen and it does!
From jelly bean disease (yes you read that right!) to double-dealing, Gerry's rapid-fire prose and overlapping dialogue are reminiscent of Robin Williams on speed yet they never seem unnatural or forced.
A cast of eccentric and strangely likeable characters that start with 'distinguished master of all villainy' Mr. Derald Grake and include the likes of Sergeant Shredded, Colonel Crumpets and the Slashosaurus Max assassins, to name but a few of Gerry's wacky creations as he uses absurdity to reel us in.
"The madness goes on, The 'methacoaster' picks up steam, ready to unleash another brutal assault on your senses. Loop, barrel roll, drop? Pick your poison." And there's certainly plenty to pick from!
So if you're looking for a read that's completely off the wall and guaranteed to make you laugh out loud Meth Murder & Amazon is highly recommended!
When G. S. Gerry says his debut novel Meth Murder & Amazon is an experience unlike anything imaginable he's not kidding!
Wholly original and darkly humorous...a heady rollercoaster of a trip with Gerry cleverly orchestrating whiplash changes of mood and unexpected direction.
All Mr Grake wants to do is sell his family home. What could be simpler?
But in Gerry's warped imagination anything could happen and it does!
From jelly bean disease (yes you read that right!) to double-dealing, Gerry's rapid-fire prose and overlapping dialogue are reminiscent of Robin Williams on speed yet they never seem unnatural or forced.
A cast of eccentric and strangely likeable characters that start with 'distinguished master of all villainy' Mr. Derald Grake and include the likes of Sergeant Shredded, Colonel Crumpets and the Slashosaurus Max assassins, to name but a few of Gerry's wacky creations as he uses absurdity to reel us in.
"The madness goes on, The 'methacoaster' picks up steam, ready to unleash another brutal assault on your senses. Loop, barrel roll, drop? Pick your poison." And there's certainly plenty to pick from!
So if you're looking for a read that's completely off the wall and guaranteed to make you laugh out loud Meth Murder & Amazon is highly recommended!
April 21, 2022
Radio 🔥
Gunner Alan Lindbloom invited me on 910am superstation tomorrow, 4/22/22 at 830 PM.
Tune in for a meth’ed up, entertaining experience unlike any other!
The first “interview” since Mr. Grake recounted the tales of Meth Murder and Amazon on Objective News 99. Meth Murder & Amazon
Tune in for a meth’ed up, entertaining experience unlike any other!
The first “interview” since Mr. Grake recounted the tales of Meth Murder and Amazon on Objective News 99. Meth Murder & Amazon
March 29, 2022
I Love Unique Books
Iloveuniquebooks.com - 4 star review
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Mr. Grake was focused on living his American dream and thus decided it was time to sell his family house so they could move into a new dream home. However, unknown to him, what he thought was going to be a walk in the park mutates into an unexpected nightmarish journey that would eventually include a case of murder, meth and an accompanying police chase.
The real estate agent claimed that buying low and selling high was the way to go but how could things degenerate so diabolically that a law abiding citizen could become a criminal mastermind?
Characters in the book include Caffwe, Dawbee, GaRoot, Sergeant Shredded, Nater, Whitoccur, Great Jordini, and MemeMa etc.
The comical way Meth, Murder and Amazon was written is so unique and thrilling yet very much relatable. Indeed, regardless of the misery experienced by the main character; there is absolutely no way one can read this book without literally laughing their heads off.
The story may appear stranger than fiction but the irony is that it’s actually a true life story and indeed happened to real people, complete with pictures!
Aside its entertaining value, Meth, Murder & Amazon offers vital life lessons—it’s a must read!
http://iloveuniquebooks.com/book-revi...
Mr. Grake was focused on living his American dream and thus decided it was time to sell his family house so they could move into a new dream home. However, unknown to him, what he thought was going to be a walk in the park mutates into an unexpected nightmarish journey that would eventually include a case of murder, meth and an accompanying police chase.
The real estate agent claimed that buying low and selling high was the way to go but how could things degenerate so diabolically that a law abiding citizen could become a criminal mastermind?
Characters in the book include Caffwe, Dawbee, GaRoot, Sergeant Shredded, Nater, Whitoccur, Great Jordini, and MemeMa etc.
The comical way Meth, Murder and Amazon was written is so unique and thrilling yet very much relatable. Indeed, regardless of the misery experienced by the main character; there is absolutely no way one can read this book without literally laughing their heads off.
The story may appear stranger than fiction but the irony is that it’s actually a true life story and indeed happened to real people, complete with pictures!
Aside its entertaining value, Meth, Murder & Amazon offers vital life lessons—it’s a must read!
March 28, 2022
5 star review - Readers' Favorite
"This book is good for a laugh if that is what you are in the mood for, and good for a laugh if you're a grumpy old cow and are not in the mood for one also." -Readers' Favorite 5 star review
Reviewed By Jamie Michele for Readers' Favorite
Meth Murder & Amazon by G.S. Gerry is a satirical novel written in a splintered narrative and leans heavily on a form of story delivery through a rapid-fire dialogue. The book begins with a family trying to sell their home. The patriarch, Mr. D. Grake, and the matriarch, going by the name of Sergeant Shredded, struggle to get the house sold and resort to new measures to get the property off their hands. And then it all goes downhill as quickly as a methamphetamine rush. It's brutal. Nothing seems to come easily for the family and they are struck by calamity after calamity which, coincidentally, are succinctly summarizedMeth Murder & AmazonG.S. Gerry during an interview: "For several minutes, Mr. Grake elaborates on all the startling details from the murder, to the meth, to the dreaded jelly bean disease. Interconnecting the dots and painting a nightmarish picture along the way."
Not everyone is going to fall in love with the stylistic narrative in Meth Murder & Amazon. I'm pretty sure author G.S. Gerry neither cares nor wants your boring, upturned nose anywhere near their book anyway. Line after line, the zingers roll from the mouths of the Grakes through the omniscient voice of the narrator, ticking off what one could only describe as the shouting of "Bazoonga!" as the story progresses. The ancillary characters were most hilarious to me and for the tiny hand they play among already minuscule lines, they are fleshed out beyond a superficial level. I could see the gasp from Annette Corvette when she makes a plot-forming discovery. This book is good for a laugh if that is what you are in the mood for, and good for a laugh if you're a grumpy old cow and are not in the mood for one also.
Reviewed By Jamie Michele for Readers' Favorite
Meth Murder & Amazon by G.S. Gerry is a satirical novel written in a splintered narrative and leans heavily on a form of story delivery through a rapid-fire dialogue. The book begins with a family trying to sell their home. The patriarch, Mr. D. Grake, and the matriarch, going by the name of Sergeant Shredded, struggle to get the house sold and resort to new measures to get the property off their hands. And then it all goes downhill as quickly as a methamphetamine rush. It's brutal. Nothing seems to come easily for the family and they are struck by calamity after calamity which, coincidentally, are succinctly summarizedMeth Murder & AmazonG.S. Gerry during an interview: "For several minutes, Mr. Grake elaborates on all the startling details from the murder, to the meth, to the dreaded jelly bean disease. Interconnecting the dots and painting a nightmarish picture along the way."
Not everyone is going to fall in love with the stylistic narrative in Meth Murder & Amazon. I'm pretty sure author G.S. Gerry neither cares nor wants your boring, upturned nose anywhere near their book anyway. Line after line, the zingers roll from the mouths of the Grakes through the omniscient voice of the narrator, ticking off what one could only describe as the shouting of "Bazoonga!" as the story progresses. The ancillary characters were most hilarious to me and for the tiny hand they play among already minuscule lines, they are fleshed out beyond a superficial level. I could see the gasp from Annette Corvette when she makes a plot-forming discovery. This book is good for a laugh if that is what you are in the mood for, and good for a laugh if you're a grumpy old cow and are not in the mood for one also.
