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April 15, 2026

The Only Thinkpiece About Lindy West's Adult Braces That Matters

So here, in the cracked electric theater of American confession, comes Lindy West hauling her soul into the town square, and the crowd, drunk on its own righteousness, mistakes gawking for judgment and judgment for wisdom. They chatter about desire, humiliation, power, arrangement, consent—as though the modern marriage weren't already a madhouse with lesser upholstery.
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Published on April 15, 2026 05:21

April 14, 2026

Nelio Biedermann's Lázár: Is this 22-Year Old the Next Thomas Mann?

Nelio Biedermann, the 22-year-old Swiss wunderkind whose debut novel, Lázár, was just released in English, has been compared to every author under the sun, from ⁠Márquez to Mann⁠. Does his output really measure up, or are Biedermann's publicists just banking on American readers not knowing who Thomas Mann is?
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Published on April 14, 2026 05:01

April 12, 2026

Helen DeWitt Rejects Modernity, Windham-Campbell Prize

Helen DeWitt’s decision to avoid the trappings of modernity that come with being a literary grantee have cost her the $175,000 Windham-Campbell Prize. The upside? No irritating Zoom calls, podcasts, or social posts—the shunned DeWitt gets to focus writing. The downside? None.
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Published on April 12, 2026 16:12

April 11, 2026

Enter the William H. Gass Extended Universe: Dalkey Archive Press and the Forking of The Tunnel

There is something splendidly deranged in watching a small indie press marshal the full battery of slop-cannons—Twitter astroturfing, merch drops, the whole hypersaturated liturgy of suspect UGC—as if the reissue of an obscure thirty-year-old novel were the next phase of the Marvel Extended Universe.
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Published on April 11, 2026 23:43

April 7, 2026

Resurrecting the Novel: An Anti-Review of Ben Lerner's Transcription

Ben Lerner has done something almost impossible in Transcription: he has made the novel dangerous again, restored both as argument and apparition, memory and fraud, broken machine and user error.
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Published on April 07, 2026 02:35

April 6, 2026

Is Ocean Vuong Right About AI's Standardization of Literature?

Ocean Vuong argues that enervation of literary style began with the newspaper, eventually finding its way into universities and literary workshops. AI merely reveals the pervasiveness of today’s “merely communicative” approach. Better writing comes, he explains, when authors value intuition over precision. This podcast demolishes Vuong’s position by presenting an excerpt from the internationally bestselling Meow: A Novel.
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Published on April 06, 2026 05:51

March 20, 2026

Hachette Pulls Mia Ballard's Shy Girl. Is AI Doomed, or are Human Writers?

Last week, ⁠Hachette⁠ made an unprecedented move for a Big Five publisher, cancelling the US release of Mia Ballard's Shy Girl and pulling the UK edition over⁠ allegations of heavy AI assistance ⁠in the creation of the text. The author and publisher, in the midst of what's sure to be an illuminating legal battle, are being cagey about details, but online comments indicate that large portions of the book are "unreadable," "AI slop," and "make no sense."
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Published on March 20, 2026 15:20

March 18, 2026

The Book Behind Marc Andreessen's "Zero Introspection" Trend

In this podcast, we examine the thought process behind the viral hit Meow: A Novel, which is surprisingly close to Andreessen’s own. 
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Published on March 18, 2026 05:15

March 16, 2026

Wuthering Heights (For the Feline Reader) - the "Meow" adaptation of the Brönte classic - now available wholesale to booksellers

Booksellers can now stock up on The Meow Library's Wuthering Heights: 350+ pages of "meow," and nothing but "meow."
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Published on March 16, 2026 19:51

February 24, 2026

Writers Debate: Must You Read Novels to Write Them?

Debate rages across Twitter as professor and novelist ⁠Aaron Gwyn⁠ insists that his college-level fiction writing students ⁠can't name a single novelist⁠, living or dead. Can you say literacy crisis?
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Published on February 24, 2026 10:18