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The Christmas Caroler – Scrooge Enterprises First and foremost, I wish each and every one of you and your families the very best during this happy season. I know some of you have been concerned about your benefits and the future of Scrooge Enterprises. I want you to know that

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Since the 1960s, when Rudolph began lighting the way, there has never been any talk of shutting down Santa’s delivery runs. However, new issues have come up which may force the cancellation of Christmas. The air traffic from holiday delivery drones has been building for several years, and an insider

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Womb University Welcome to Womb University, your safe space for higher education. At Womb U, you will never be offended, insulted, belittled, or made to feel bad in any way. The Babies Check out our hockey team, The Womb U Babies. They’ve never won, but, then again, winning isn’t everything.

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by Danny Murphy This article first appeared in The American Thinker on November 3, 2015. Melissa Harris-Perry of MSNBC recently cautioned fellow commentators to be “very careful” about using the phrase “hard worker.” Many conservatives and Republicans took exception to that, saying that the statement was proof that political correctness

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People say a little hard work never hurt anybody. Actually, a little hard work can lead to a very serious workplace injury! #LazyLivesMatter People say that if you put your nose to the grindstone, you’ll find success. Actually, if you put your nose to a grindstone, you’ll probably get a

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Sitting can be hazardous to your health! The Wall Street Journal recently published columns by Sumatha Reddy and Jason Gay on the dangers of sitting. With Halloween coming up, the timing couldn’t be better. For centuries, people have assumed that having a seat was safe. Now we know that sitting

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It offends me, deeply, whenever other people are offended. It also offends me when other people are offended that other people are offended by other people’s offensiveness. When one is offended, all should be offended. We’ve all heard of Solidarity. The time has come for people to stand together in

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Like the people who wear military uniforms and medals of valor they never earned, many Twitter users steal jokes so that they can pretend to be funnier than they actually are. Instead of stolen valor, they have stolen humor. Conan O’Brien was recently accused of stealing jokes tweeted by Robert

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Doctor Nucatola of Planned Parenthood was led to believe the two people she was meeting with were prospective buyers of organs and other body parts obtained through abortions. Here’s Dr. Nucatola’s menu quote which was on the tape which has now become so well known. “And so we had a

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The Supreme Court’s decision to make same-sex marriage the law of the land was followed by The Night of the Rainbow, an event that will go down as one of the most momentous in decorating history.  Rainbows materialized everywhere in an uplifting national celebration of diversity, tolerance, and all kinds

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