Jason Z. Christie
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in Kankakee, IL, The United States
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Self-Publishing Tips and Tricks
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2012
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2 editions
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Radar Love
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2011
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3 editions
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Perfect Me
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2011
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5 editions
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Zombie Killa
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published
2012
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4 editions
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Six Stories Short & Sweet
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2012
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4 editions
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Pageburner
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2011
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2 editions
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Hurricane Regina
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published
2011
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3 editions
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Poetry: A Love Story
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published
2012
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3 editions
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Don't Be An Idiot (Like Me): Ten Years of Self-Publishing Failure
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Cure for Sanity (Perfection Labs Book 2)
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published
2012
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2 editions
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“Vreal filed away digital copies in triplicate, four analog copies, threw two copies away, shredded one, and finally, ate another. He was rather compulsive.”
― Perfect Me
― Perfect Me
“Got any new ways to torture and kill people?”
“Hmmm,” said the voice. “Did you try stabbing them?”
“Of course. That’s one oh one stuff.”
“Shooting?’
“With extreme prejudice.”
“Burning?”
“Yes.”
“Strangling?”
“Naturally, I mean, I strangle people while I’m sleeping, even.”
“Crushing?’
“Sure.”
“Mangling?”
“All the time.”
“Hmmmm. Can we think about
this?”
― Perfect Me
“Hmmm,” said the voice. “Did you try stabbing them?”
“Of course. That’s one oh one stuff.”
“Shooting?’
“With extreme prejudice.”
“Burning?”
“Yes.”
“Strangling?”
“Naturally, I mean, I strangle people while I’m sleeping, even.”
“Crushing?’
“Sure.”
“Mangling?”
“All the time.”
“Hmmmm. Can we think about
this?”
― Perfect Me
“On Gortician, a promotion was survival. Firings were literal. You were incinerated, and your successor’s first job was sweeping your ashes up for Ned’s Atomic
Dustbin, Gortician’s recycle center.”
― Perfect Me
Dustbin, Gortician’s recycle center.”
― Perfect Me
Topics Mentioning This Author
| topics | posts | views | last activity | |
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| Making Connections: 116. ZOMBIE KILLA by Jason Z. Christie | 6 | 35 | Mar 18, 2012 11:12AM | |
| Making Connections: 113. HURRICANE REGINA by Jason Z Christie | 5 | 38 | Apr 19, 2012 09:33AM | |
| Making Connections: 117. SIX STORIES, SHORT & SWEET by Jason Z. Christie | 5 | 48 | Aug 15, 2012 02:29PM | |
| Making Connections: 115. PERFECT ME by Jason Z. Christie | 3 | 72 | Dec 13, 2012 08:38PM | |
| Making Connections: 114. RADAR LOVE by Jason Z. Christie | 4 | 68 | Dec 28, 2012 12:33AM | |
| Making Connections: 112. PAGEBURNER by Jason Z Christie | 10 | 97 | Mar 14, 2013 12:24PM |
“Love is the ultimate outlaw. It just won't adhere to any rules. The most any of us can do is to sign on as its accomplice. Instead of vowing to honor and obey, maybe we should swear to aid and abet. That would mean that security is out of the question. The words "make" and "stay" become inappropriate. My love for you has no strings attached. I love you for free.”
― Still Life with Woodpecker
― Still Life with Woodpecker
“Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.”
― Stranger in a Strange Land
― Stranger in a Strange Land
“Books say: She did this because. Life says: She did this. Books are where things are explained to you; life is where things aren't. I'm not surprised some people prefer books.”
― Flaubert's Parrot
― Flaubert's Parrot
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
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