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Greg Crites

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Born

in Russian Federation

Website

https://www.gregcrites.com

Genre

Humor

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Confederacy of Dunces, Any Dortmunder novel, How To Kill Annoying Peop ...more

Member Since

October 2007

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https://www.goodreads.com/veinarmor

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Have returned from long hiatus and am, once again, writing comic novels. Look for Devlin 8 coming soon. Instant Download Audiobooks are now available at: https://spaces.chec.io/16198
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Average rating: 4.48 · 573 ratings · 39 reviews · 20 distinct works

	Something Porcine This Way Comes (Dunkin the Vampire Slayer #1) 4.39 avg rating — 123 ratings — published 2006 — 3 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Death Rides a Pale, Pink, Porcine Horse (Dunkin the Vampire Slayer #2) 4.59 avg rating — 79 ratings — 4 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Crusade 4.33 avg rating — 70 ratings — 4 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	The Hell Hermit (Devlin Abnormal Investigations #1; Dunkin the Vampire Slayer #3) 4.51 avg rating — 59 ratings — 3 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	It Aint Over Til the Fat Man Stings (Dunkin the Vampire Slayer #4) 4.73 avg rating — 41 ratings — 2 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Global Swarming: Til Death Do Us Part. A Love Story With Zombies by Greg Crites (Goodreads Author), Kat Nove (Goodreads Author) 4.19 avg rating — 31 ratings — 2 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Hard Boiled Headline 4.31 avg rating — 29 ratings — 3 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	No, You Can't Have It 4.77 avg rating — 26 ratings — 2 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Cleft Behind (Devlin Abnormal Investigations #2) 4.77 avg rating — 26 ratings — 2 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Bluetooth Bayou 4.60 avg rating — 20 ratings — 3 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars

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Dunkin the Vampire Slayer (4 books)
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Greg Crites (Goodreads Author)

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Devlin Abnormal Investigations (7 books)
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“The new breed of reporter doesn’t drink, doesn’t smoke, doesn’t have sex beyond reproducing, and most importantly—doesn’t believe. They don’t believe they are there to question everything. They are there to print whatever is told to them. The news is dead, my friend. Buried under a mountain of full color advertising, and six-digit deposit slips.”
― Greg Crites, Hard Boiled Headline

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“I wouldn’t mind giving the feds their cut if they weren’t so damn nosy, if any of them actually read the constitution and if they didn’t spend every penny on some harebrained scheme.”
― Greg Crites, Bluetooth Bayou

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message 4: by Brian

Feb 03, 2022 02:18PM

Hey, you OLD FART! Where is Devlin 8! Can you put the bottle down for a few hours and finish this shit show, please.

Been a few years since we talked hope you're doing well.
Miss ya

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message 3: by Kat

May 06, 2018 08:30PM

Greg,

I'm not one of your favorite authors? Ha!

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message 2: by Andy

Apr 05, 2017 03:17PM

Heyo Mr. Crites just wanted to ask how you are doing. I have noticed that veinarmor.com dissappeared. I have bought all your audiobooks (safely stored on CD and trusty harddrive) and would be sad to see the world deprived of your voice and the entertaining nonsense you call fiction :))) .

Anyway hope you are doing alright

MfG Andy

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message 1: by Bobbie

Feb 28, 2011 12:36PM