P.H. Madore's Blog

This is the first time I’ve ever actually had them on my own. It’s a good thing, I think. We’ve had some time to reconnect. The boys know me as Daddy. Their best friend. They can tell me anything. They can ask for anything, and if I say yes, I mean it. Of course I spoiled them a bit.

I went up to pick them up. I got there about 45 minutes early, so I hit my old casino. I made $35 at Blackjack in about 7 minutes. Decided to leave. Went and the boys were just getting there. They were ecstatic to see me.

From there we had to stop at an auto parts store. My check engine light had come on during the trip. I needed to find out if it was anything serious. It wasn’t. But my younger son, Arthur, saw the toys in front of the register. The ones that are marked up anywhere from 60 to 700%. So they talked me out of $4.

From there we went to Cici’s for dinner. Lady had an issue with me giving her a $100 bill. I had an issue with her having an issue, so she just used it, finally, giving me a bit of a dirty look. Weird since they’re pretty close to the casino. Maybe I wasn’t the first one that night. You do need small bills in retail, I understand.

Boys ate three rounds of pizza. They were so psyched. They noticed the arcade. We checked it out. It used tokens. I bought $20 worth, then $10 more. We dominated the wave runner game or whatever it was. Hank was killing it. I was really proud of how fast he picked it up. Arthur gave away like $8 in tokens to the claw machines. He gradually learned how to play, but you really  never win on those. Always cheaper to just buy the item. In any case, we tired of that and hit the road.

We made two stops on the way to my house. The second was a bathroom stop. Arthur decided to take all his clothes off in order to potty. It was a serious poop he needed to lay. So I had to help get redressed while Hank ran the aisles. It was a weird little store, kind of like a bodega. it had three gambling machines. I also have three gambling machines. My guess is that his business is truly gambling, beer, and gas. Anyway I bought an overpriced coffee from him, so he wasn’t mad about the amount of time and energy we spent for everyone to go potty.

Then we got to my town and went to Walmart. The boys immediately talked me into more toys. Arthur had earlier lost his car, so I bought him a pack of cars. We got a garage. Some other stuff. Plus milk and cereal and other things I don’t eat by nature, but they do eat by nature. Then we finally got home. They love their room, they love it here, and they don’t want to leave tomorrow. I explained it won’t be much longer. This will be their home all the time. Along with their younger brother and sister. And we’ll get a dog. Mommy’s just sick right now. She won’t be much longer. Before long she’ll be back in that stage where she is sorry for all the crap she pulled. I look forward to that, but I hope she never relapses again.

Schizophrenia is worse than cheating or drug addiction. Often it includes both. She cheated many times this time around, maybe more than 10 different guys. I really don’t care anymore. It doesn’t matter in the end. I just need my family back together.

So here I am. The boys are still up, but they’re finally winding down. I could do this on my own if I had to.

My oldest boys love Daddy’s house, chocolate and strawberry milk, hot wheels, PJ Masks. (at Pine Bluff, Arkansas)

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cannibalchicken:

lvl-5-kobold:

i just had the funniest experience in vr chat, i joined a random server and the one i joined had Japanese people so i waddled around in my goofy club penguin avatar that i have saved, after a while a guy walks up to me and clones my avatar so were both penguins then another guy shows up and clone my avatar

now keep in mind there only speaking Japanese i don’t know what they are saying, then another guy joins in, so i got a group of three penguin friends

we just waddle around and goof about, the one of them tries to talk to me, but not only do i not have a mic i also don’t speak Japanese, they figure out i don’t speak Japanese and start listing various places, they get the part of being European right, and after listing a lot of places they ask if im from the UK and when i nod they all just start cheering. after hanging out for a while one of them gets real close to me and whispers…

“penguin brothers forever”

Everybody leaves. I expected as much from you. I don’t know if I want you back around here. I was just easing into my lonely life. I even got a gym membership. I’ve been getting furniture and things. I have a television and a couch now. I work and I sleep, sometimes I watch the TV. It’s a Smart TV. Never thought we’d have things like this. I make more in a week than any of those guys make at all, since they’re all bums. But you prefer that type of person. So much of it comes down to sex with me. Which is stupid, but it’s true. 

just-shower-thoughts:

An opportunity was missed by not calling marijuana dispensaries grass stations.

wodneswynn:

Look, sometimes murders of crows will blacken the sky at your coming and ravening wolves are gonna follow in your wake, and you’re just gonna have to deal with that, and everybody else in the Costco is just gonna have to deal too

A group of crows is called a murder. A group of hipsters is called a justifiable homicide.

Life works out like you can say or do one thing and the rest of it is forever different. Many things never come back around.