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February 11, 2009

I've Won Two Million Dollars!!!!!!

I've won two million dollars!!!!!! At least, that's what I've been told recently in a couple of e-mails I've received. It seems I've been so lucky that I've won two prizes, each about a million dollars, in two random drawings of e=mail addresses.
One of these e-mails has the following heading:

MARKETPLACE MIDDLE EAST UNDER
DIFC/DUBAI INTERNATIONL FINANCIAL CENTER
(YOUR GATEWAY TO GROWTH) AND MTN MIDDLE EAST NETWORK
IN COLLABORATION WITH INTERNATIONAL TELECOMMUNICATION UNION
PO Box 702101, Dubai Media
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Published on February 11, 2009 11:19

February 8, 2009

I Predict

Jesus will be coming in the near future. No, not Jesus Christ, Jesus Morales, who will be coming to the US as an illegal immigrant from Mexico.

Muslims will impose Sharia (Islamic law) in Europe. Looking on the bright side, though, they'll repeal the European laws against "Holocaust Denial."

American Christians will be rounded up and herded into concentration camps. Then they will wake up, realize it was just a nightmare, and begin another boringly normal day.
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Published on February 08, 2009 10:58

February 7, 2009

Lucifer's Lexicon

Buchenwald, n. A notorious Nazi concentration camp and a much less well-known Commie concentration camp.
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Published on February 07, 2009 21:59

February 6, 2009

Lucifer's Lexicon

Amicus Curiae, n. A friend of the court, and therefore an enemy of the people.

Anti-Racism, n. A prejudice more acceptable than others.

Serf, n. A Euro-peon.

World War II, n. The six-year period, 1939-1945, during which 60 million people died for Danzig.
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Published on February 06, 2009 20:45

February 5, 2009

Lucider' Lexicon

Discrete, adj. Sneaky in a classy way.

Soviet Russia, n. Formerly, the future--but it didn't work.

War Criminal, n. One who does not abide by the rules for properly conducting mass slaughter.
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Published on February 05, 2009 16:13

February 4, 2009

Lucifer's Lexicon

Hypocracy, n. Rule by hypocrites, the only form of government there is. In the US, each of the major political parties accuses the other of hypocrisy, and both are correct in that accusation.

Revolutionary, n. One who is willing, even eager, to throw the dice and overthrow the government.
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Published on February 04, 2009 19:24

February 2, 2009

Piers Anthony Has Favorably Mentioned My Book

In his Feblueberry 2009 newsletter now posted on his website, fantasy and science fiction writer Piers Anthony has favorably mentioned my book, "The Myth of Natural Rights and Other Essays." Those of you who are involved in writing or publishing might find his newsletter interesting reading even if you don't read far enough to see what he said about my book. Revisionist history fans, and others, who read what Anthony says about my book will learn that he agrees with James Bacque's claim, in the
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Published on February 02, 2009 20:16

February 1, 2009

I Predict

Tim LaHaye and Jerry B. Jenkins will do a new novel that will focus on jail and prison inmates who are not Raptured to Heaven before the Tribulation. Naturally, the book will be titled "Left Behind Bars."

There will be wars and rumors of wars. There will be earthquakes and rumors of earthquakes. There will be other disasters and rumors of other disasters.

Atlantis will rise again. Then it will sink again.
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Published on February 01, 2009 20:07

January 31, 2009

Question for the Day

Is there a difference between "intelligent design" and "omniscient design"?
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Published on January 31, 2009 23:10

January 30, 2009

Give Me That Old Inquisition

( I thought of the song parody below a few years ago. A couple of years ago, I sent a copy of it to the Freedom From Religion Foundation. In her reply, Foundation President Anne Laurie Gaylor implied that Pete Seeger had written a similar parody. Pete Seeger--the Daily-Worker-reading folk singer. Since I've never seen or heard Seeger's version, I don't know HOW similar his is to mine, or vice versa. In any case, here's mine.)

Give Me That Old Inquisition
(to the tune of "Give Me That Old Time Rel
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Published on January 30, 2009 20:40

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