Joe Arden

“Reaper, death guide, post life concierge. Whatever one wants to call it, it’s my job. And apparently, because nobody likes an unhappy soul, I have to do it with something resembling a smile. It’s in the Reaper Regulations Guidebook. Which I find absurd, of course. I died centuries ago and any customer service I had left in me evaporated somewhere between the devastation of the plague and the invention of social media”
― Joe Arden, Grim

“Well, that was anticlimactic.”
“Sorry to disappoint, I’m normally quite climactic.”
“Has that line ever worked?”
“More times than I can count”
“Because you’re so terrible at math?”
“Exactly”, I give her the verbal sparing victory and change the subject.”
― Joe Arden, Grim