Commander Pants's Blog

Whom God Would Destroy is available free for Kindle through March 20th!

As if that weren't enough, it also just made Eclectic Eccentric's Top 10 list of Books for Readers Who Like Funny (along with Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy and Good Omens, by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaimen). I am honored to be in such rarefied company.

In honor of the Amalgamated American Alliteration Association's "Frickin' Free Friday", WHOM GOD WOULD DESTROY is available all day as a FREE KINDLE DOWNLOAD!

What's better than free?? Good question for which I have no good answer.

Happy reading!

-Commander Pants

For all of you readers out there that have put Whom God Would Destroy on their TBR pile, I have great news! In certain esoteric Second World cultures, this Wednesday (March 7th) is Free Blasphemy Day, and to honor the holiday, Whom God Would Destroy will be available all day as a Free Kindle Download!

For those of you who are unfamiliar with its special sacrileges, Whom God Would Destroy tells the sordid tale of what happens when "God" returns to Earth to goof on humanity again (luckily for us, things don't turn out quite as He'd planned).

So, celebrate Free Blasphemy Day with the novel that teaches you to Take Reality with a Pillar of Salt.

For all of you readers out there that have put Whom God Would Destroy on their TBR pile, I have great news! In certain esoteric Second World cultures, this Wednesday (March 7th) is Free Blasphemy Day, and to honor this (not so) sacred holiday, Whom God Would Destroy will be available all day as a Free Kindle Download!

For those of you still unfamiliar with its special sacrileges, Whom God Would Destroy tells the sordid, hysterical tale of what happens when "God" returns to Earth to goof on humanity again (luckily for us, things don't turn out quite as He'd planned).

So, celebrate Free Blasphemy Day with the novel that teaches mankind to Take Reality with a Pillar of Salt.

I just wanted to thank all 1003 of you who entered the giveaway for Whom God Would Destroy, Very perspicacious of you to get in on the ground floor of such a high-stakes gamble (kind of like going to Vegas without having to endure all those tacky miniature world monuments). Congratulations to the three lucky winners. Sadly, exactly 1000 of you did not walk out of the fracas with a copy. But, I beg you, don’t let that stop you from enjoying the book. I see that over 100 of you have put it on your “to-read” list, so please try it. Harper Grady (the 4th highest reviewer on Amazon) did, and gave the book 4 stars, calling the experience, “the pleasure of tripping through the pages of this outlandishly hilarious and grossly irreverent story.”

All you need is 99 cents for the Kindle version (and it doesn’t even have DRM). Hard to go wrong, huh? Even at $14.00 for the paperback, you still get an astounding 71 words for every penny! Deals like that just don’t come around every day. So, please, support a starving author (okay, maybe not starving, but kind of hungry) and try the summer read that shows you care.

Thanks again…and happy reading.

-Commander Pants

Hi there,

Just wanted to post the link for my new promo trailer for WHOM GOD WOULD DESTROY. It's a wee bit off kilter (just like the book). Hope you enjoy it. I'd love to hear your thoughts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvV21O...