Thundertail Slapbush

Thundertail was born and raised in the city of Paris, situated in the heart of Kentucky, in the icy wastelands of the Democratic Republic of Australia. His father dug coal in the sheep mines while his mother worked as a seamstress for the hundred and first tank division.

The youngest of twelve siblings, Thundertail found solace in books at a middle age. He would build forts out of them and hide from his domineering sisters. One day, he opened one to see what was inside (the book not the sister).

Finding that he couldn't read, he took to throwing them at his brothers instead. Drunk on this newfound power, Thundertail now forces his family to run on a series of giant hamster wheels to power his laptop under the threat of starvation. With the help of pirated music software, a French to Portuguese to English language translation program, and MS Paint, he has finally been given the chance to share his masterpieces of masturbation with the world: The Slapbush Chronicles.