Stephen B. Pearl's Blog
August 27, 2015
Balance in all things
Balance in all things. In writing Horn of the Kraken I realised that I might wrongly vilify some people. The truth is politicks and privilege corrupt and to be honest a modern Pagan would probably find they had more in common with a Christian from the first or second century CE than with many of the Pagans of the time. Most Christians I have known have been descent people just trying to get by. For this reason, among others, I worked in the story of Abselema, a haugbui who follows the white god and proves a wise and good friend to our band of heroes. It allowed me to show a different aspect of the faiths involved and touch on the universal nature of faith. Don’t get the impression that this book harps on things or preaches, it doesn’t. I use many things as a backdrop.
July 11, 2015
Women of Power in Horn of the Kraken
I’ve never cared for helpless women in life or fiction. One, I can be a jerk. I need a woman who will growl back at me if I’m out of line. Two, helpless anybody is too high maintenance; you’re always putting out one fire or another. Give me a woman that can dust it up any day. This doesn’t mean she has to be physically stronger than the men. I make this point with Sigurlina when she fills in for the men on the oars, so that they can relieve themselves or get a bite to eat. She can keep up with the other rowers for a short time, but only for a short time. This acknowledges the simple truth that men have more upper-body strength than women. Women have better oxygen metabolism, endurance, and generally a higher pain threshold. Plus Sigurlina is a Seith, she wins hands down. :-)
In Horn of the Kraken I play to strong women doing many of the roles they would have done in Norse society. The Norse did have a division of labour based on gender. Men did not work looms or grind flower. This didn’t unbalance their society because both sides had restrictions. I have been told that if a man wanted to study Seith he would have to live as a woman while he did so. Dressing as a woman doing woman’s work, the whole nine yards. Conversely, if a woman wanted to go a Viking she would have to live as a man for the voyage. Frankly, on a small ship this makes a lot of sense. Gender was defined by clothing and social function similar to some of the North American first people’s tribes.
I was temped to include this aspect in Horn of the Kraken, but for the sake of the Fjorn, Sigurlina relationship, and the mind set of modern readers, I decided against it.
Horn of the Kraken
In Horn of the Kraken I play to strong women doing many of the roles they would have done in Norse society. The Norse did have a division of labour based on gender. Men did not work looms or grind flower. This didn’t unbalance their society because both sides had restrictions. I have been told that if a man wanted to study Seith he would have to live as a woman while he did so. Dressing as a woman doing woman’s work, the whole nine yards. Conversely, if a woman wanted to go a Viking she would have to live as a man for the voyage. Frankly, on a small ship this makes a lot of sense. Gender was defined by clothing and social function similar to some of the North American first people’s tribes.
I was temped to include this aspect in Horn of the Kraken, but for the sake of the Fjorn, Sigurlina relationship, and the mind set of modern readers, I decided against it.
Horn of the Kraken
June 23, 2015
Travel Time in Horn of the Kraken
Are we there yet? Travel time is always a little hard to estimate in fiction. Yes there are average speeds for ship types and horses, but you also have to account for what I like to call “The Little Deuce Coup” phoneme. Some times a ship, a horse, or what have you, will just be fast. Look at the Blue Nose of Grand Bank’s fame. Other times a vessel is a lemon. There is also terrain, weather, wind in particular for a sailing vessel, the skill of the crew, a host of factors. For Horn of the Kraken I shaved a bit off the average speed of a long ship in the game and used that as an average. Sometime with a ruler and an atlas gave me approximate travel times then I gave myself about ten percent leeway to make the times fit the story line. This gave me a fairly reasonable rate of travel, so long as I remembered to slow them down for every time I sped them up.
Having been through a north Atlantic storm in a modern vessel I have to say, I wouldn’t want to try it in a long ship. The Norse seamen were tough!
Having been through a north Atlantic storm in a modern vessel I have to say, I wouldn’t want to try it in a long ship. The Norse seamen were tough!
June 18, 2015
Artillery in Horn of the Kraken
Artillery bothers me. The idea of an off shore bombardment that can slaughter an entire town where the people shooting don’t even see the people they are killing seems innately wrong. Truth to tell, I feel there would be fewer wars if we didn’t have range weapons. If you had to look into the eyes of the people you were killing. If politicians actually suffered the consequences of their choices we probably wouldn’t have wars at all.
This sentiment is why I incorporated ballista into Horn of the Kraken. With the survivors of fimbulwinter huddled along the coast, ship born ballista would be deadly, especially if they carried incendiary bolts. Farther south, where stone was used more for construction, they would have been less effective, but against people with primarily wooden structures they would have been devastating.
The confusion felt by Fjorn and his team when they encounter a village burnt, not even looted, and its populous left to freeze without shelter is a commentary of what warfare has become, a waist where no one gains.
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FATE OF THE NORNS site: http://www.fateofthenorns.com
This sentiment is why I incorporated ballista into Horn of the Kraken. With the survivors of fimbulwinter huddled along the coast, ship born ballista would be deadly, especially if they carried incendiary bolts. Farther south, where stone was used more for construction, they would have been less effective, but against people with primarily wooden structures they would have been devastating.
The confusion felt by Fjorn and his team when they encounter a village burnt, not even looted, and its populous left to freeze without shelter is a commentary of what warfare has become, a waist where no one gains.
Buy link: http://www.drivethrufiction.com/produ...
Author link: www.stephenpearl.com
FATE OF THE NORNS site: http://www.fateofthenorns.com
June 16, 2015
Selkie in Horn of the Kraken
In codifying the selkie for Horn of the Kraken I drew heavily on the original myths out of Scotland Ireland and Faroese. It came as a happy coincidence that the myth was epically common on the Orkney Islands where Fjorn was born and raised. The myths for the most part are variants on the theme of the fairy bride where the fey wife lives for a span of years with her human husband than because of a circumstance, in the case of the Selkie the regaining of her seal skin, returns to life in her other realm.
Looking at the world of Horn of the Kraken I felt the Selkie would have distinct advantages in their seal form that could be played to good effect, and that the game frame work for the Ulfhednar, wolf warrior, could be copied to make a playable character.
In the myth when the selkie recovers it’s seal skin it vanishes into the sea never to return, although sometimes they come back to check on their children, thus to be true to the myth I put in the clause regarding level division that I think is unique to the denizens in the Fate of the Norns system.
As the story developed I added the Okra call and worked Okra in as the physical embodiments of the transition to the afterlife. This came about by looking at early human cultures. Often the creature that posed a threat or prowled the graveyard was made the guide to the dead. For example in the Egyptian system Anubis, a jackal headed god, is the guide to the dead, and travels of all kinds.
I made the section of taking a dead silkie’s hide out of whole cloth, but I felt it added to the nobility of the creatures that they would use the dead to grant full life to the living. I’ve signed my organ donor card and told my loved ones of my wishes, have you? Thus the modern day parallels a historic fantasy.
Looking at the world of Horn of the Kraken I felt the Selkie would have distinct advantages in their seal form that could be played to good effect, and that the game frame work for the Ulfhednar, wolf warrior, could be copied to make a playable character.
In the myth when the selkie recovers it’s seal skin it vanishes into the sea never to return, although sometimes they come back to check on their children, thus to be true to the myth I put in the clause regarding level division that I think is unique to the denizens in the Fate of the Norns system.
As the story developed I added the Okra call and worked Okra in as the physical embodiments of the transition to the afterlife. This came about by looking at early human cultures. Often the creature that posed a threat or prowled the graveyard was made the guide to the dead. For example in the Egyptian system Anubis, a jackal headed god, is the guide to the dead, and travels of all kinds.
I made the section of taking a dead silkie’s hide out of whole cloth, but I felt it added to the nobility of the creatures that they would use the dead to grant full life to the living. I’ve signed my organ donor card and told my loved ones of my wishes, have you? Thus the modern day parallels a historic fantasy.
March 25, 2013
Nice Girls Reading Naughty Books Interview
Hi all you people naughty or nice boy or girl as ever may be. I was interviewed by Bernadette Walsh on the Nice Girls Reading Naughty Books blog radio show on Sunday March 24, 2012. You can still hear it on line at, http://www.blogtalkradio.com/bernadet... . Some come here me spew my opinion all over the place. We focused on my more risqué works but the rest got a look in as well.:-)
December 25, 2011
November 14, 2011
Hay a banner.
I just got a Banner on the polkadot Banner website http://polkadotbanner.com it came with an interview and is kinda cool. Okay so I sound like a ten year old I'm can be phycked about it.
July 26, 2011
Polaris 25
Polaris 25
Three cons for SF fans under the sun.
Seven for the Gamers in their dungeons of stone.
Nine for steam punks doomed to puff.
One for the cos players on their cardboard thrones.
One con to rule them all. (yah right)
One con to find them.
One con to geek them all.
And in fair Nerdom bind them.
At the con Polaris where the actors are.
Please note: there were panelists not listed in the Polaris hand book and I have sadly omitted you because I’d rather get it right than do a botch job of things without a proper reference. Sorry about that guys.
The quest began the Wednesday before the con when I ran out to get the cones for the ice cream social that I was sponsoring in 10 forward, the hospitality suite, on the Friday. I wanted the big boxes to get the most bang for my buck. That task complete I went home and packed my exhibitor’s box and all the other things I would need and started filling the freezer section of the fridge with water. The Thursday before the con I purchased two liters of Hewitt’s Goats’ milk ice cream for the social, since I am well aware that not everyone can eat cows’ milk products. All was well and the evil influence of the ring…. Blast! What ring?… Hmmm…. No there is no way I was going to toss my wrist watch, I’ve had it since I was 16 and it’s hard to find a wind up now days. Ah hu! That’s it, it works…. The evil influence of the clapped-out toothbrush from the downstairs bathroom had yet to assert itself. (To be far it was a good toothbrush it did its job it just wore out. But I need a ring allegory, really!)
Con Friday arrived and after a quick trip to the chiropractor I was off to get the ice cream while she who must be obeyed, the light of my life, my Precioussss, Joy my wife, stayed behind to do last minute packing.
Thus began an odyssey of delays and annoyances. I gave up fighting it when I got caught behind a traffic jam of three overweight trolls arguing about which one should go down the trail first. (Three elderly people with shopping carts who decided the middle of the access was a good place to chat.) I swear it was getting ugly, epically because there was another pair of them boxing me in from behind. The evil influence of the toothbrush was exerting itself. With heroic effort I fought my way through. (The old folk finally sorted themselves out with me prompting them by saying excuse me.)
Over an hour after I’d intended to be out of the city I hit the road with Joy all my kit and fifty six, yes fifty six, liters of ice cream stowed using a shrinking charm in my saddle bags. Gods how I wish. You ever try to pack a large volume of stuff into a Hyundai Accent? World Tetras championship here I come. With each bump my noble stead hit I was reminded that books are heavy and so is ice cream. Arriving at Riven….the Sheraton Parkway Toronto North Hotel an hour later my first priority was to get Fro… the ice cream out of the thirty degree C heat. With the help of a pair of young elves, (volunteers) the task of transporting the ice cream to ten forward was accomplished and Fro… the ice cream was saved from becoming a melted sticky wraith.
Next, she who is my queen and beloved, the shining one, finest gem of woman kind, (I’ll stop now before I get smacked) checked into the con. The panelist check in wasn’t yet manned, so I went to check into Minas Morgul, yes Minas Morgul, otherwise known as the Best Western the lower priced option attached to the convention center. More on this later. Someone had supplied punch and cupcakes as a greeting treat for the con goers which was nice. A room that was fit to sleep in would have been nicer.
Having checked in I lugged our clothes food and the like to the room and exhibitor’s table. By now we were running late so I skipped my swim took a shower dressed and charged into the fray. Wielding the mighty blade spiel I carved through all those who approached clearing a path for noble Tinker’s Plague, enticing Slaves of Love and fair The Hollow Curse to work their magic and preparing the way for Nukekubi who is soon to follow.
(Hay, I’ve been doing this a lot, how many ways do you think there are to work in the book titles anyway?)
She who is the love and light of my life, seriously twenty-five years in and I still love this woman, she’s special despite my teasing, joined me between mad bouts of putting up posters. I tried something different this year posting short short stories by the elevators where people always end up waiting. They seem to have been appreciated as they kept vanishing. So long as someone took them because they liked them and not just to be an idiot I don’t mind. Then 8:00 PM came along and I slipped off to the ice cream social. It was the first time I have ever seen an ice cream buffet. Fifteen different types of ice cream sitting on a long table with cones and bowls. People were helping themselves and seemed to really like it. Everyone was chatting and scarfing down the fast thawing treat. I even managed to snag some of the Goat’s Milk, guess why I was aware enough to bring it. So we feasted and rested in Lori… ten forward.
I rejoined Joy to take down our table which we were sharing with Gim… Ira Nayman proprietor of the Alternative reality news service: www.lespagesauxfolles.ca (Sorry about the Gimly thing Ira) ;-)
Stowing our gear we returned to the social and Joy feasted.
Then came my first panel.
How to Judge a Book By Its Cover
Description: Book cover art can have an enormous impact on not only a book's sales, but also how it's perceived by the public. A good cover can make a book stand out in a bookstore and linger in the reader's mind after reading. A bad cover can turn off a potential reader before they've even read a word. How are book covers chosen? How do artists get into the field, and what does it take for a cover to truly stand out? This is your chance to find out. Area: Art Programming Team Member: Vickie Kostecki
Panelists: Stephen B. Pearl – www.stephenpearl.com
Julie E. Czerneda (M) – http://www.czerneda.com
Sarah McCully – www.myspace.com/sarahmccully
Erik Buchanan - www.goodreads.com/author/show/2920035...
Time: Fryday 10:00 PM –ButtonVill
This was a good discussion of the realities of cover art. We dealt with things such as how to prep an artist. I hadn’t known this, but it was suggested you take excerpts from your book describing your characters and the like. Just a couple of pages worth. This was good advice.
Of course I’m a little fish, and I defined my input into covers thusly.
“Dear publisher I’m desperate, you’ll put my book out, I’m very agreeable. “I’m just curious why is there a muskrat sitting on my lead’s head?”
Sorry Robert and Rita you guys were great but it got a laugh.
I was surprised to learn how many of the big houses have a reserve of art that they just leaf through and pull out. It now makes sense why so many covers don’t really match the book.
A lot of leeway has to be given the artist because the cover will never match what’s in the writer’s head. Of course in my case that would be a weird swirling of paints in a random pattern indicating utter chaos but anyway.
Covers should.
- Get them to pick up book.
- Make them think about book?
- Match the books content.
- Not make false promises.
- Be striking.
- Make a good thumb nail
- Blow up well for posters.
One that is obvious but surprising is how important the spine is since most books are put on the shelf spine out.
After this we hit 10 forward again sat in on “I peed in the cargo bay” a panel discussing Farscape one of my favorite science fiction shows.
Panelists: Kate Halloran : Julie E. Czeneda : www.czerneda.com Marc Nadeau
Then to Minus Morgal and our cell.
Let’s see about the Friday night. Well if you remember last year the air conditioner sounded like a DC10 with misaligned props this year was an improvement. They’d replaced it with a Cessna. It was still loud but tolerable. They still hadn’t learned that a king-sized bed needs a king-sized under sheet not a queen sized so the under sheet pulled out and bunched up beneath me as I tried to sleep. We had two people in our room, Joy and myself, so of course they only supplied one packet of caffeinated coffee and one packet of decaf for our use. The coffee maker was almost impossible to fill without spilling water all over the place. At least this year the shower curtain wasn’t moldy and the room’s smoke detector didn’t beep at us all night. More on this last tomorrow though. When I booked I’d reminded them of last year’s issues and told them not to repeat the same mistakes. Still, I’ll put up with little things. I didn’t complain Saturday morning because I deemed it more trouble than it was worth, everyone makes mistakes after all. More for Saturday night.
Saturday dawned. No, I will not tell you more details about the previous night! Gods write a few sex scenes and get labeled. I mean really!
OK the next day we breakfasted then bathed in lake salt water. That salt water pool is the best part of the hotel. Oh wait it is in fact part of the health club. Then it was back to the quest, aww err, table fighting our way though hordes of Ork…. reluctant customers. It’s a wonderful magic how a book purchase can turn an Ork back into a beautiful elf. Ah yes, everyone should try it. (If I could afford shame I might have some.) ;-)
Until Panel one of the day.
The Hundred Year Starship
Description: Supposedly, NASA is considering the development of one-way space missions into Mars or deep space. Would you volunteer on such a mission? Would planning and launching such a mission be a worthwhile use of NASA's resources? What might the endgame be? Area: Science & Technology Programming Team Member: Leisa Knapp
Panelists: Stephen B. Pearl – www.stephenpearl.com
Eric Choi – http://www.aerospacewriter.ca
David G. Stephenson – http://web.ncf.ca/ah728/index.html
Patrick Mazerolle – Couldn’t locate link.
Time: Saterday 11:00 AM - UnionVille
This went very well and I got to make the points I wanted to make which were.
You could use “Disposable People”
- Criminals
- Good for teraforming.
- Australia colonization allegory.
-Lay a foundation that future colonists can exploit.
-Bodies supply organic compounds
Reduces the cost of prisons.
-Elderly
-Ship crews.
- Again organic compounds.
-Not contributing as much to Earth society
- Experienced
- “little loss”
- No Babies.
Ship environment
-Variable gravity could actually be a benefit because of.
- Weaker bones.
- Loss of strength
- Someone stuck in a wheel chair could be up and dancing in lower gravity.
Other points were made by a brilliant panel. Such as
Economic incentives could drive it.
Problems with C force artificial gravity that need to be dealt with.
Questions of “Biers remorse”
Large floating cigar like ships might work with c force.
Cost of launching and setting up systems.
A host of other things.
I’ll be honest some of the points I wanted to make were probably made by the other panelists but as happens with a good panel you lose track of who said what and just remember the content. I have to give a special shout out to my co panelists on this one. I find being with brilliant scientific minds invigorating and count it my supreme good luck to have been pared with these men of science so often on panels over the years. We may disagree but you always have my respect.
Then back to the table before doing three panels back to back.
The Future of the Printed Word
Description: More and more, traditional books seem to be on the road to becoming obsolete. Ebook readers like the Kindle, Nook, Kobo or iPad are huge sellers, and some major newspapers are going behind paywalls. Is print on its way out? And if so, what does this mean for the future of the industries that depend upon it, such as publishing, magazines and journalism?
Area: Science & Technology, Web Media, Writing
Programming Team Member: Meagan McCartan
Panelists: Stephen B. Pearl – www.stephenpearl.com
Stephanie Bedwell-Grime – www.feralmartian.com/gallerysbg.php
Neil Jamieson-Williams – http://swill.uldunemedia.ca
Julie E. Czerneda (M) – www.czerneda.com
Kelley Armstrong - www.kelleyarmstrong.com
Time: Saturday 2:00 PM - Newmarket
This moved into a discussion of how some of the big publishing houses are playing fast and loose with author contracts by exploiting e-publishing. Apparently in a lot of older contracts there is a clause that the publisher retains rights until the book is no longer available so they are letting a book go out of print but keeping it up on their website so they retain the rights.
I will mention the other authors on the panel were most impressed with the Draumr contract and felt it quite fair.
There were also the standard arguments about emotional connections to a book and it being hard to autograph an e-book as reasons paper will stick around for a while.
I got to give one of my favorite lines.
“Until a generation remembers being read bedtime stories by the glow of their parents e-reader print will have a place.”
E-books do have the advantage of weighing a lot less.
Taboos in SF/F Fiction
Description: Science fiction and fantasy can be out there genres to begin with. Are there any hands off topics still to be conquered? Is it the province of science fiction and fantasy to do this? Area: Literature Programming Team Member: Vickie Kostecki
Panelists: Stephen B. Pearl – www.stephenpearl.com
Ira Nayman (M) – www.lespagesauxfolles.ca
Lisa Liscoumb – Site not found.
Time: Saturday 4:00 PM – President’s Boardroom
This one went to a very different place than I had envisioned. We discussed how the taboos have changed over time and whether a thing like a birth was a taboo or simply not something you want to watch because it isn’t very pretty. (Birth is wonderful but truth is truth.)
We discussed how depictions of pedophilia can be handled and how some times editors get frightened by issues going beyond good taste to a form of economic censorship.
On this last item I recalled how The Hollow Curse was rejected by a publisher because a 21 year old women had a dream sequence where her 18 year old self was at her high school graduation and embraced a 40 year old man. The age difference is a pivotal feature of the novel and it was a dream sequence she was of age both in the dream and even more so as the dreamer. I since placed the book elsewhere but really.
4 Its Not Easy Being Green
Description: How effective are the emerging ?green? technologies and products? Are they just a marketing gimmick? Are green technologies the future, or are there other scientific solutions to be found for the problems of global warming and environmental sustainability?
Area: Science & Technology Programming Team Member: Leisa Knapp
Panelists: Stephen B. Pearl – www.stephenpearl.com
Liv Uhrig – I think - www.citeulike.org/profile/livuhrig/re...
David G. Stephenson – http://web.ncf.ca/ah728/index.html
Mark Offer – Can’t find site.
Time: Saterday 5:00 PM – Unionville
This was an excellent panel talking about how some of the “Green” technologies are really more hype than not. I had feared an extremist polarization but everyone fell somewhere in the shades of gray area. Some good points were made
- Waiting on future tech that may never come is a fool’s game
o May not develop
o Will have its own set of problems
- Applying present tech
o Teething pains
Mercury in light bulbs
• Personal responsibility in disposal
Current role of renewable
-Stretches out non-renewables allowing more time for development.
Then it was back to the table to pack up stow the stuff in the cell and grab a bite. We went for a swim hit the con suit then dropped in to observe Witchcraft and Wicca in Popular Culture.
Panelists, Moria Scott: Can’t find site. Karen Dales : www.karendales.com
This was pretty good giving a more or less Wiccan view of the religion’s recent history and contrasting it to the depictions in media. Media stinks by the way. I can maybe think of a handful of books that have done a good job. This means they got the philosophy right. It’s one thing to jack the power level of magic but if you are going to call someone wiccan make them wiccan, they should express the philosophy as much as you would expect a Christian to express theirs or a Jew to express theirs.
It was then back to the cell. Let’s see, sheet was still the wrong size. Got to sleep shortly after twelve and was jerked awake at 4:00am by the fire alarm blaring. This kept up on and off until 5:30AM. The air conditioner started roaring, going back to its DC10 roots. When I went out to find out what was happening the desk clerk was so inundated with calls I only found out the details by listing to his side of those conversations. Apparently a man standing in a wet swim suit in the lobby is less important that a ringing phone and doesn’t deserve thirty seconds to explain why he was jerked out of sleep in the wee hours. I then went back to my room and explained things to Joy.
After the alarm stopped, about 5:30. I got back to sleep for a couple of hours. The one good thing about the alarm is it granted me time to video record the room’s short comings. You tube posting pending my discussions with Best Western head office but I’m getting ahead of myself.
With the morning I ate, dressed and went to the front desk where Stephanie Bedwell-Grimes : www.feralmartian.com/gallerysbg.php was speaking to the women manning it about getting a discount for her inconvenience. They offered a paltry 15% and she asked me what I thought. My reply was, “I think I want to see the manager.” Directed more to the women at the desk that Stephanie who is a very nice lady by the by.
I then turned to the women and explained, “If I’m going to ream someone out it’s going to be someone who can do something about it. Now, I have other things to do, so he has 5 minutes to get here!”
The manager showed up, I’ll give him this it only took about two minutes, and I took him aside as a courtesy so that his staff wouldn’t be looking directly at us.
He stood there, arms crossed across his chest staring down his nose at me as if I was in the wrong. Bad move! I told him to uncross his arms. And he said.
“I am listing to you.”
My reply was, “No you are in a guarding posture uncross your arms now!”
He did. I then explained that for the three years I’d been coming to that Best Western every year there’d been issues and that I expected a free night for the next Polaris con. He waffled and tried to weasel out of it. One of his comments was that “We are fixing the place have you seen how nice the grounds are?”
This statement is ridiculous. I’m not sleeping in your yard I am failing to sleep in one of your rooms.
In truth, I suspect he didn’t have the authority to offer a free night. Because of this I took mercy on him and said, “I know you’re just the weekend manager and it’s a crappy position. I will give you until Friday to get back to me. If I am not satisfied with your offer I will be posting about this on my blog, Face Book and You Tube. He took my information and I got on with an exhausted day. See the end of this blog for his reply.
After this it was to the table. There was no time for a swim because of the night time disruption. I manned the table and watched some amazing costumes. Until my final panel.
5 Maker Culture - DIY FYI
Description: You might be aware of the growing culture of makers. Those who reuse, rebuild, innovate and create do so for all sorts of reasons. Are you a Maker? Did you attend the recent Toronto Maker Faire? Do you just want to know more?
Area: Art, Models/Model Building Programming Team Member: Vickie Kostecki
Panelists: Stephen B. Pearl – www.stephenpearl.com
Vickie Kostecki – Cant find site.
Time: Sunday 12:00 PM – Oakridges
-This is just good old, down home, farm economy.
- New name for what handy people have always done
- Didn’t even know they’d renamed the movement until I saw this panel.
-At its most basic level it is the ability to see treasure in trash.
- Very reminiscent of the Tinkers in Tinker’s Plague.
-Anybody who’s kept an old clunker on the road through their own efforts is a maker.
- May not always be pretty but it will work if done right.
- Really reflects a desire to be independent.
- Corporations don’t like it because they want to sell you a new one.
- Makers reflect the desire to build.
Then it was back to the table to wait out the day finally it was time to pack up and help Joy collected the posters. I packed the table and loaded the car.
The moment of truth had came. All the labors of the quest had reached their conclusion. I held the toothbrush in the convention center’s bathroom applied the past and brushed my teeth. Then mustering my will I looked at its compressed bristles and wet head. So long had I had it, what evil had it worked on my soul? I almost put it back with the toothpaste, but at the last moment cast it into waiting garbage turned and escaped the holocaust that followed. One of the urinals was trying to over flow it counts sorta.
I then got to drive on some of the busiest highways in the country in an exhausted state for over an hour to get home.
I’ve decided to subdivide this blog do to the fact that the Best Western is turning it into a major drama and not all of the Polaris people will want to follow it. If you want to follow this look at the blog entry, Sleep what sleep? That I will post soon.
Three cons for SF fans under the sun.
Seven for the Gamers in their dungeons of stone.
Nine for steam punks doomed to puff.
One for the cos players on their cardboard thrones.
One con to rule them all. (yah right)
One con to find them.
One con to geek them all.
And in fair Nerdom bind them.
At the con Polaris where the actors are.
Please note: there were panelists not listed in the Polaris hand book and I have sadly omitted you because I’d rather get it right than do a botch job of things without a proper reference. Sorry about that guys.
The quest began the Wednesday before the con when I ran out to get the cones for the ice cream social that I was sponsoring in 10 forward, the hospitality suite, on the Friday. I wanted the big boxes to get the most bang for my buck. That task complete I went home and packed my exhibitor’s box and all the other things I would need and started filling the freezer section of the fridge with water. The Thursday before the con I purchased two liters of Hewitt’s Goats’ milk ice cream for the social, since I am well aware that not everyone can eat cows’ milk products. All was well and the evil influence of the ring…. Blast! What ring?… Hmmm…. No there is no way I was going to toss my wrist watch, I’ve had it since I was 16 and it’s hard to find a wind up now days. Ah hu! That’s it, it works…. The evil influence of the clapped-out toothbrush from the downstairs bathroom had yet to assert itself. (To be far it was a good toothbrush it did its job it just wore out. But I need a ring allegory, really!)
Con Friday arrived and after a quick trip to the chiropractor I was off to get the ice cream while she who must be obeyed, the light of my life, my Precioussss, Joy my wife, stayed behind to do last minute packing.
Thus began an odyssey of delays and annoyances. I gave up fighting it when I got caught behind a traffic jam of three overweight trolls arguing about which one should go down the trail first. (Three elderly people with shopping carts who decided the middle of the access was a good place to chat.) I swear it was getting ugly, epically because there was another pair of them boxing me in from behind. The evil influence of the toothbrush was exerting itself. With heroic effort I fought my way through. (The old folk finally sorted themselves out with me prompting them by saying excuse me.)
Over an hour after I’d intended to be out of the city I hit the road with Joy all my kit and fifty six, yes fifty six, liters of ice cream stowed using a shrinking charm in my saddle bags. Gods how I wish. You ever try to pack a large volume of stuff into a Hyundai Accent? World Tetras championship here I come. With each bump my noble stead hit I was reminded that books are heavy and so is ice cream. Arriving at Riven….the Sheraton Parkway Toronto North Hotel an hour later my first priority was to get Fro… the ice cream out of the thirty degree C heat. With the help of a pair of young elves, (volunteers) the task of transporting the ice cream to ten forward was accomplished and Fro… the ice cream was saved from becoming a melted sticky wraith.
Next, she who is my queen and beloved, the shining one, finest gem of woman kind, (I’ll stop now before I get smacked) checked into the con. The panelist check in wasn’t yet manned, so I went to check into Minas Morgul, yes Minas Morgul, otherwise known as the Best Western the lower priced option attached to the convention center. More on this later. Someone had supplied punch and cupcakes as a greeting treat for the con goers which was nice. A room that was fit to sleep in would have been nicer.
Having checked in I lugged our clothes food and the like to the room and exhibitor’s table. By now we were running late so I skipped my swim took a shower dressed and charged into the fray. Wielding the mighty blade spiel I carved through all those who approached clearing a path for noble Tinker’s Plague, enticing Slaves of Love and fair The Hollow Curse to work their magic and preparing the way for Nukekubi who is soon to follow.
(Hay, I’ve been doing this a lot, how many ways do you think there are to work in the book titles anyway?)
She who is the love and light of my life, seriously twenty-five years in and I still love this woman, she’s special despite my teasing, joined me between mad bouts of putting up posters. I tried something different this year posting short short stories by the elevators where people always end up waiting. They seem to have been appreciated as they kept vanishing. So long as someone took them because they liked them and not just to be an idiot I don’t mind. Then 8:00 PM came along and I slipped off to the ice cream social. It was the first time I have ever seen an ice cream buffet. Fifteen different types of ice cream sitting on a long table with cones and bowls. People were helping themselves and seemed to really like it. Everyone was chatting and scarfing down the fast thawing treat. I even managed to snag some of the Goat’s Milk, guess why I was aware enough to bring it. So we feasted and rested in Lori… ten forward.
I rejoined Joy to take down our table which we were sharing with Gim… Ira Nayman proprietor of the Alternative reality news service: www.lespagesauxfolles.ca (Sorry about the Gimly thing Ira) ;-)
Stowing our gear we returned to the social and Joy feasted.
Then came my first panel.
How to Judge a Book By Its Cover
Description: Book cover art can have an enormous impact on not only a book's sales, but also how it's perceived by the public. A good cover can make a book stand out in a bookstore and linger in the reader's mind after reading. A bad cover can turn off a potential reader before they've even read a word. How are book covers chosen? How do artists get into the field, and what does it take for a cover to truly stand out? This is your chance to find out. Area: Art Programming Team Member: Vickie Kostecki
Panelists: Stephen B. Pearl – www.stephenpearl.com
Julie E. Czerneda (M) – http://www.czerneda.com
Sarah McCully – www.myspace.com/sarahmccully
Erik Buchanan - www.goodreads.com/author/show/2920035...
Time: Fryday 10:00 PM –ButtonVill
This was a good discussion of the realities of cover art. We dealt with things such as how to prep an artist. I hadn’t known this, but it was suggested you take excerpts from your book describing your characters and the like. Just a couple of pages worth. This was good advice.
Of course I’m a little fish, and I defined my input into covers thusly.
“Dear publisher I’m desperate, you’ll put my book out, I’m very agreeable. “I’m just curious why is there a muskrat sitting on my lead’s head?”
Sorry Robert and Rita you guys were great but it got a laugh.
I was surprised to learn how many of the big houses have a reserve of art that they just leaf through and pull out. It now makes sense why so many covers don’t really match the book.
A lot of leeway has to be given the artist because the cover will never match what’s in the writer’s head. Of course in my case that would be a weird swirling of paints in a random pattern indicating utter chaos but anyway.
Covers should.
- Get them to pick up book.
- Make them think about book?
- Match the books content.
- Not make false promises.
- Be striking.
- Make a good thumb nail
- Blow up well for posters.
One that is obvious but surprising is how important the spine is since most books are put on the shelf spine out.
After this we hit 10 forward again sat in on “I peed in the cargo bay” a panel discussing Farscape one of my favorite science fiction shows.
Panelists: Kate Halloran : Julie E. Czeneda : www.czerneda.com Marc Nadeau
Then to Minus Morgal and our cell.
Let’s see about the Friday night. Well if you remember last year the air conditioner sounded like a DC10 with misaligned props this year was an improvement. They’d replaced it with a Cessna. It was still loud but tolerable. They still hadn’t learned that a king-sized bed needs a king-sized under sheet not a queen sized so the under sheet pulled out and bunched up beneath me as I tried to sleep. We had two people in our room, Joy and myself, so of course they only supplied one packet of caffeinated coffee and one packet of decaf for our use. The coffee maker was almost impossible to fill without spilling water all over the place. At least this year the shower curtain wasn’t moldy and the room’s smoke detector didn’t beep at us all night. More on this last tomorrow though. When I booked I’d reminded them of last year’s issues and told them not to repeat the same mistakes. Still, I’ll put up with little things. I didn’t complain Saturday morning because I deemed it more trouble than it was worth, everyone makes mistakes after all. More for Saturday night.
Saturday dawned. No, I will not tell you more details about the previous night! Gods write a few sex scenes and get labeled. I mean really!
OK the next day we breakfasted then bathed in lake salt water. That salt water pool is the best part of the hotel. Oh wait it is in fact part of the health club. Then it was back to the quest, aww err, table fighting our way though hordes of Ork…. reluctant customers. It’s a wonderful magic how a book purchase can turn an Ork back into a beautiful elf. Ah yes, everyone should try it. (If I could afford shame I might have some.) ;-)
Until Panel one of the day.
The Hundred Year Starship
Description: Supposedly, NASA is considering the development of one-way space missions into Mars or deep space. Would you volunteer on such a mission? Would planning and launching such a mission be a worthwhile use of NASA's resources? What might the endgame be? Area: Science & Technology Programming Team Member: Leisa Knapp
Panelists: Stephen B. Pearl – www.stephenpearl.com
Eric Choi – http://www.aerospacewriter.ca
David G. Stephenson – http://web.ncf.ca/ah728/index.html
Patrick Mazerolle – Couldn’t locate link.
Time: Saterday 11:00 AM - UnionVille
This went very well and I got to make the points I wanted to make which were.
You could use “Disposable People”
- Criminals
- Good for teraforming.
- Australia colonization allegory.
-Lay a foundation that future colonists can exploit.
-Bodies supply organic compounds
Reduces the cost of prisons.
-Elderly
-Ship crews.
- Again organic compounds.
-Not contributing as much to Earth society
- Experienced
- “little loss”
- No Babies.
Ship environment
-Variable gravity could actually be a benefit because of.
- Weaker bones.
- Loss of strength
- Someone stuck in a wheel chair could be up and dancing in lower gravity.
Other points were made by a brilliant panel. Such as
Economic incentives could drive it.
Problems with C force artificial gravity that need to be dealt with.
Questions of “Biers remorse”
Large floating cigar like ships might work with c force.
Cost of launching and setting up systems.
A host of other things.
I’ll be honest some of the points I wanted to make were probably made by the other panelists but as happens with a good panel you lose track of who said what and just remember the content. I have to give a special shout out to my co panelists on this one. I find being with brilliant scientific minds invigorating and count it my supreme good luck to have been pared with these men of science so often on panels over the years. We may disagree but you always have my respect.
Then back to the table before doing three panels back to back.
The Future of the Printed Word
Description: More and more, traditional books seem to be on the road to becoming obsolete. Ebook readers like the Kindle, Nook, Kobo or iPad are huge sellers, and some major newspapers are going behind paywalls. Is print on its way out? And if so, what does this mean for the future of the industries that depend upon it, such as publishing, magazines and journalism?
Area: Science & Technology, Web Media, Writing
Programming Team Member: Meagan McCartan
Panelists: Stephen B. Pearl – www.stephenpearl.com
Stephanie Bedwell-Grime – www.feralmartian.com/gallerysbg.php
Neil Jamieson-Williams – http://swill.uldunemedia.ca
Julie E. Czerneda (M) – www.czerneda.com
Kelley Armstrong - www.kelleyarmstrong.com
Time: Saturday 2:00 PM - Newmarket
This moved into a discussion of how some of the big publishing houses are playing fast and loose with author contracts by exploiting e-publishing. Apparently in a lot of older contracts there is a clause that the publisher retains rights until the book is no longer available so they are letting a book go out of print but keeping it up on their website so they retain the rights.
I will mention the other authors on the panel were most impressed with the Draumr contract and felt it quite fair.
There were also the standard arguments about emotional connections to a book and it being hard to autograph an e-book as reasons paper will stick around for a while.
I got to give one of my favorite lines.
“Until a generation remembers being read bedtime stories by the glow of their parents e-reader print will have a place.”
E-books do have the advantage of weighing a lot less.
Taboos in SF/F Fiction
Description: Science fiction and fantasy can be out there genres to begin with. Are there any hands off topics still to be conquered? Is it the province of science fiction and fantasy to do this? Area: Literature Programming Team Member: Vickie Kostecki
Panelists: Stephen B. Pearl – www.stephenpearl.com
Ira Nayman (M) – www.lespagesauxfolles.ca
Lisa Liscoumb – Site not found.
Time: Saturday 4:00 PM – President’s Boardroom
This one went to a very different place than I had envisioned. We discussed how the taboos have changed over time and whether a thing like a birth was a taboo or simply not something you want to watch because it isn’t very pretty. (Birth is wonderful but truth is truth.)
We discussed how depictions of pedophilia can be handled and how some times editors get frightened by issues going beyond good taste to a form of economic censorship.
On this last item I recalled how The Hollow Curse was rejected by a publisher because a 21 year old women had a dream sequence where her 18 year old self was at her high school graduation and embraced a 40 year old man. The age difference is a pivotal feature of the novel and it was a dream sequence she was of age both in the dream and even more so as the dreamer. I since placed the book elsewhere but really.
4 Its Not Easy Being Green
Description: How effective are the emerging ?green? technologies and products? Are they just a marketing gimmick? Are green technologies the future, or are there other scientific solutions to be found for the problems of global warming and environmental sustainability?
Area: Science & Technology Programming Team Member: Leisa Knapp
Panelists: Stephen B. Pearl – www.stephenpearl.com
Liv Uhrig – I think - www.citeulike.org/profile/livuhrig/re...
David G. Stephenson – http://web.ncf.ca/ah728/index.html
Mark Offer – Can’t find site.
Time: Saterday 5:00 PM – Unionville
This was an excellent panel talking about how some of the “Green” technologies are really more hype than not. I had feared an extremist polarization but everyone fell somewhere in the shades of gray area. Some good points were made
- Waiting on future tech that may never come is a fool’s game
o May not develop
o Will have its own set of problems
- Applying present tech
o Teething pains
Mercury in light bulbs
• Personal responsibility in disposal
Current role of renewable
-Stretches out non-renewables allowing more time for development.
Then it was back to the table to pack up stow the stuff in the cell and grab a bite. We went for a swim hit the con suit then dropped in to observe Witchcraft and Wicca in Popular Culture.
Panelists, Moria Scott: Can’t find site. Karen Dales : www.karendales.com
This was pretty good giving a more or less Wiccan view of the religion’s recent history and contrasting it to the depictions in media. Media stinks by the way. I can maybe think of a handful of books that have done a good job. This means they got the philosophy right. It’s one thing to jack the power level of magic but if you are going to call someone wiccan make them wiccan, they should express the philosophy as much as you would expect a Christian to express theirs or a Jew to express theirs.
It was then back to the cell. Let’s see, sheet was still the wrong size. Got to sleep shortly after twelve and was jerked awake at 4:00am by the fire alarm blaring. This kept up on and off until 5:30AM. The air conditioner started roaring, going back to its DC10 roots. When I went out to find out what was happening the desk clerk was so inundated with calls I only found out the details by listing to his side of those conversations. Apparently a man standing in a wet swim suit in the lobby is less important that a ringing phone and doesn’t deserve thirty seconds to explain why he was jerked out of sleep in the wee hours. I then went back to my room and explained things to Joy.
After the alarm stopped, about 5:30. I got back to sleep for a couple of hours. The one good thing about the alarm is it granted me time to video record the room’s short comings. You tube posting pending my discussions with Best Western head office but I’m getting ahead of myself.
With the morning I ate, dressed and went to the front desk where Stephanie Bedwell-Grimes : www.feralmartian.com/gallerysbg.php was speaking to the women manning it about getting a discount for her inconvenience. They offered a paltry 15% and she asked me what I thought. My reply was, “I think I want to see the manager.” Directed more to the women at the desk that Stephanie who is a very nice lady by the by.
I then turned to the women and explained, “If I’m going to ream someone out it’s going to be someone who can do something about it. Now, I have other things to do, so he has 5 minutes to get here!”
The manager showed up, I’ll give him this it only took about two minutes, and I took him aside as a courtesy so that his staff wouldn’t be looking directly at us.
He stood there, arms crossed across his chest staring down his nose at me as if I was in the wrong. Bad move! I told him to uncross his arms. And he said.
“I am listing to you.”
My reply was, “No you are in a guarding posture uncross your arms now!”
He did. I then explained that for the three years I’d been coming to that Best Western every year there’d been issues and that I expected a free night for the next Polaris con. He waffled and tried to weasel out of it. One of his comments was that “We are fixing the place have you seen how nice the grounds are?”
This statement is ridiculous. I’m not sleeping in your yard I am failing to sleep in one of your rooms.
In truth, I suspect he didn’t have the authority to offer a free night. Because of this I took mercy on him and said, “I know you’re just the weekend manager and it’s a crappy position. I will give you until Friday to get back to me. If I am not satisfied with your offer I will be posting about this on my blog, Face Book and You Tube. He took my information and I got on with an exhausted day. See the end of this blog for his reply.
After this it was to the table. There was no time for a swim because of the night time disruption. I manned the table and watched some amazing costumes. Until my final panel.
5 Maker Culture - DIY FYI
Description: You might be aware of the growing culture of makers. Those who reuse, rebuild, innovate and create do so for all sorts of reasons. Are you a Maker? Did you attend the recent Toronto Maker Faire? Do you just want to know more?
Area: Art, Models/Model Building Programming Team Member: Vickie Kostecki
Panelists: Stephen B. Pearl – www.stephenpearl.com
Vickie Kostecki – Cant find site.
Time: Sunday 12:00 PM – Oakridges
-This is just good old, down home, farm economy.
- New name for what handy people have always done
- Didn’t even know they’d renamed the movement until I saw this panel.
-At its most basic level it is the ability to see treasure in trash.
- Very reminiscent of the Tinkers in Tinker’s Plague.
-Anybody who’s kept an old clunker on the road through their own efforts is a maker.
- May not always be pretty but it will work if done right.
- Really reflects a desire to be independent.
- Corporations don’t like it because they want to sell you a new one.
- Makers reflect the desire to build.
Then it was back to the table to wait out the day finally it was time to pack up and help Joy collected the posters. I packed the table and loaded the car.
The moment of truth had came. All the labors of the quest had reached their conclusion. I held the toothbrush in the convention center’s bathroom applied the past and brushed my teeth. Then mustering my will I looked at its compressed bristles and wet head. So long had I had it, what evil had it worked on my soul? I almost put it back with the toothpaste, but at the last moment cast it into waiting garbage turned and escaped the holocaust that followed. One of the urinals was trying to over flow it counts sorta.
I then got to drive on some of the busiest highways in the country in an exhausted state for over an hour to get home.
I’ve decided to subdivide this blog do to the fact that the Best Western is turning it into a major drama and not all of the Polaris people will want to follow it. If you want to follow this look at the blog entry, Sleep what sleep? That I will post soon.
May 3, 2011
Eerie con 13
With all due apologies to J.R.R. Tolkien
In Southern Ontario there lived a writer who went to cons. Not nasty dirty cons filled with the ends of badly-made, storm-trooper costumes and an oozy smell (All right they can have a smell, but I’m taking dramatic license here) nor yet a dry, bare, boring, poorly attended cons with nowhere to sit and noting to eat: they were Science fiction cons and that means geekdom.
The quest began with a call from the third of our party Ira Nayman Proprietor of the Alternative reality news service,
Website: http://www.lespagesauxfolles.ca/?pg34
who interestingly enough does look a little like a tall version of Thorin. I lean towards a Bilbo without the fashion sense. I leapt upon my trusty chariot, which is due for a break job, and sped, at legally acceptable speeds, of course, down the sheer face of mount escarpment to the station where the huge carrier dragons discouraged their passengers. Well, most of their passengers, one wonders about the Go Busses sometimes.
Returning to Keep Needs Some Work we collected she who must be obeyed, the glorious one, the love of my life, the tolerant source of all things good, she who is likely to pelt me with wet noodles if she reads this, my wife Joy. No you may not have a visual she’s mine keep your dirty mind to yourself. Ha, some people. ;-)
Biding the watch tigers farewell we sped, at legally acceptable speeds, of course, to the Days Inn at the Falls, where Eerie con 13
Web site: http://www.eeriecon.org
was held. Arriving we raced, At legally acceptable speeds, of course, into the lobby and checked in. The hotel was close enough to the Brandy wine um errr Niagara River that if one jumped off its roof and had a tail wind one could possibly land in Canada. Where one, if a citizen, would be treated for their injuries promptly without having to sell ones house to pay for it. Hands off my health care Tory scum. The small c capitalist, small s socialist brandished his Elvin blade at the spiders Harper and Harass as they bind up the heroic adventurers and hang them from the corporate money tree by threads of lies. Sorry, I’m writing this on Election Day, I may be a little feverish.
Checking in went smoothly and I obtained permission to put up posters. Getting to the room meant riding the dreaded elevators of delay which seek to slowly digest their occupants after aging them into feebleness while they waited on the elevators’ arrival. These twin beasts were a bane to all made worst by the fact that half the con was on the top, eighth, floor while the other half was in the basement.
Transporting needful items to the room of bad air, yes I had trouble with tobacco again. I think it was on the sheets. It’s useless to have a no smoking room if the sheets all go in a common laundry. The stench transfers. It’s also useless if smoking is permitted in the hall or any of the adjoining rooms or floors. I cracked the window registered for the con and started putting up posters. Little did I know that forces far beyond the ken of man had decided to strike. They filled my bag with the dreaded tape of un-sticking. The blooming posters kept falling down all weekend. It became a running joke. Finally the magnets of holding manage to secure a poster to a metal door and extreme amounts of tape kept the other posters in place.
Then came the dealer’s room.
Nicely, the con let Ira and I have two tables for the price of one so we had room to spread out. The hours from 4 to 8 pm were spent in variations of my spiel and doing some pre-promotion for Nukekubi, a modern fantasy novel, I just sold to Dark Dragon Publishing.
Website: http://www.darkdragonpublishing.com
There were several other dealers’ including Golden Days of Radio
Website: www.GDORADIO.com
who sell radio plays set on dvds He also sells erotica, something we have in common see Slaves of Love and The Hollow Curse. I swapped a copy of Tinker’s Plague for several disks. The most notable for me was the Orson Wells Broadcast of War of the Worlds.
Finally, the dealer’s room closed and Joy and I went off to party. The Buffalo Time Counsel threw a shindig.
Website: http://www.buffalotimecouncil.org
Talk about food. Cold cuts bread buns salad veggies and chocolate cake. Joy had the cake I grazed the responsible table. Yes saintly responsible me who dined on roast beef, roast turkey, roast chicken, bred buns and salad. Of course we’ll leave off the bit that I’m allergic to milk products and couldn’t eat the cake anyway. ;-)
I got to meet Larry Niven at this party but the background noise made it difficult for me to understand what he was saying. He is an astonishingly nice down to earth chap. I liked him.
Then to the pool to float down stream in barrels to lake, sorry then to the pool for a dip. Nice pool, too small for me to get a workout in but a nice pool. Note: when your time for a mile in the water is just under a half hour short pools don’t cut it for a work out.
Next to bed when the stench of tobacco kept me awake despite antihistamines.
The Saturday saw me in the dealer’s room from 10:00 to 5:00 except for .
10a THIS IS HUGE!!!! Not many authors had works as big in print and on screen as the Rings and Harry Potter. Why did it happen? Can it happen again? Name some likely candidates and your reasons. Niven, Pantaleev, Pearl, Mod: Kaye.
Larry Niven: http://www.larryniven.net
Stephen B. Pearl: http://www.stephenpearl.com
Marvin Kaye: http://www.marvinkaye.com
This was fairly well attended Larry Niven was to my left at the panel table. In short the message can be summed up, if anybody knew what the next huge this was going to be they’d write that and make a mint so why the heck are you asking us. One of the audience later told me that he was quite take my view that the lust for the ring in Lord of the Rings was an allegory for addiction with golem as the burnt out junky and Frodo as the still functioning addict. It’s always a big smile for me when something like that happens.
1p READING Stephen Pearl Salon
Three people attended which was three more than my last reading. I read the first chapter from my upcoming book Nukekubi and the first chapter of Tinker’s Plague. I will mention that an associate who critiqued a book for me in the Critters Writers group was at the con and attended the reading. It was really great to meet a person I worked so closely with in the flesh. Now if I’d only had the presence of mind to write down his contact information. Sorry.
3p DIVERSITY IN S-F AND COMICS Despite claims to be liberal and color-blind, the S-F business has few writers from minority groups and the comics Industry is killing off characters from human minority groups. Why are white male Liberals declaring war on minorities? Rainbow B Niven, Price, Pearl, Mod: Mak.
Derwin Mak: http://www.derwinmaksf.com
This was well attended by a somewhat racial mixed group. It started out as a typical oh why do they not include racially diverse characters bitch and wine until I had a go at giving some possible answers for why people might be a little gun shy about using ethnic characters. Things such as the changing nature of PC speak. Let me say this again.
Proper English must be the safe fall back from PC.
I also said that whenever anybody writes a character of a different ethnicity than themselves they have to fake it. Now to me faking it means you research something find allegories in your own life then bring them to the page. Some of the panel placed a different semantic interpretation on the phrase. This kind of points out another aspect and that is you can’t win. Include ethnically diverse characters and you get lam basted for not doing them right. Frankly, I think the difference between growing up on a farm or growing up in the city will have more impact on how a character behaves than where their great grandfather came from. The topic got a little heated but in the end no harm was done. I think in the end the adage folk are folk and just try to ignore inconsequentialities while showing a degree of respect to all is a message audience and panelists alike could agree on.
4p PREDICTIONS What will the world look like in 2100? What will be different? What will be the same and why? Rainbow A Stephenson, Pantaleev, Martineck,Clink, Mod, Pearl
This was scary. I got in a touch late and was at one end of the table. The interesting dynamic was that the people who were optimistic about the future were on the far side of the table. We realists… umm pessimists both thought that human stupidity has made a mess and will make a bigger mess. The major issue is the fact that we are running out of energy and doing very little to shift our society over to sustainable energy generation. That and the fact that human population is still escalating. If you read Tinker’s Plague you’ll get a view of what I consider one potential future. Interestingly enough no one tried to challenge my assertion that unbridled capitalism will invariably become feudalism.
This brought us to the evening and the Masquerade. I once more did A Public Service Announcement. This time I won a prize. Wow! I won’t say much but if you follow this link
http://www.youtube.com/user/StephenBP...
You should be able to watch a video of the masquerade.
After the mask Ira, Joy and I hung out around the con suit ate chicken wings and Joy had pizza as well. By my third bear I didn’t feel deprived at all. By my forth I couldn’t feel my knees, a rare and wonderful thing I might add.
Bed and more time in a smelly room followed.
****Sunday Program****
10:00 to 1:00 in the dealers room with the following exceptions.
10a I CAN’T BE LIEVE YOU SAID THAT! - How do you handle all the social networking; Facebook, Twitter, Blogs? What if someone gives you a bad review? Rainbow A Gresh, Pearl, Harlacher, Mod: Leslie
Lois H. Gresh: http://www.loisgresh.com
Mark Leslie: http://www.markleslie.ca
This went off topic and no one minded. We really just talked about using the internet to promote yourself. My list of sites.
Personal site: www.stephenpearl.com
Red Room: http://www.redroom.com/member/stephenb
Good Reads: http://www.goodreads.com
Polka Dot Banner: http://www.polkadotbanner.com
Draumr Blog: http://www.draumrpublishing.com/index...
You Tube: http://www.youtube.com/user/StephenBP...
12n VAMPIRES They are hot now; panel discusses what the next hot theme might be, and past ones. Rainbow B Crow, Pearl, Schweitzer, Mod: Kaye.
This kept steering off topic and being dragged back on. Two of us agreed that wizards would be a good one for the next hot topic. Another possibility are the Fay.
Vampires in modern fiction are an amalgamation of mythical vampires and the incubus / succubus. Mythical Vampires are nasty walking corpses.
The modern vampire represents teenage sexual repression and are attractive because it’s the sexy older powerful being that makes no demands on the mortal in the relationship. Thus they form a transition between father and lover.
This pretty much marked the end of the con so we sped home, at legally acceptable speeds, of course. Yes, it was there and back again a con goer’s tail. Now where did I put that damn ring I found? I’ll need it for Polaris 25.
In Southern Ontario there lived a writer who went to cons. Not nasty dirty cons filled with the ends of badly-made, storm-trooper costumes and an oozy smell (All right they can have a smell, but I’m taking dramatic license here) nor yet a dry, bare, boring, poorly attended cons with nowhere to sit and noting to eat: they were Science fiction cons and that means geekdom.
The quest began with a call from the third of our party Ira Nayman Proprietor of the Alternative reality news service,
Website: http://www.lespagesauxfolles.ca/?pg34
who interestingly enough does look a little like a tall version of Thorin. I lean towards a Bilbo without the fashion sense. I leapt upon my trusty chariot, which is due for a break job, and sped, at legally acceptable speeds, of course, down the sheer face of mount escarpment to the station where the huge carrier dragons discouraged their passengers. Well, most of their passengers, one wonders about the Go Busses sometimes.
Returning to Keep Needs Some Work we collected she who must be obeyed, the glorious one, the love of my life, the tolerant source of all things good, she who is likely to pelt me with wet noodles if she reads this, my wife Joy. No you may not have a visual she’s mine keep your dirty mind to yourself. Ha, some people. ;-)
Biding the watch tigers farewell we sped, at legally acceptable speeds, of course, to the Days Inn at the Falls, where Eerie con 13
Web site: http://www.eeriecon.org
was held. Arriving we raced, At legally acceptable speeds, of course, into the lobby and checked in. The hotel was close enough to the Brandy wine um errr Niagara River that if one jumped off its roof and had a tail wind one could possibly land in Canada. Where one, if a citizen, would be treated for their injuries promptly without having to sell ones house to pay for it. Hands off my health care Tory scum. The small c capitalist, small s socialist brandished his Elvin blade at the spiders Harper and Harass as they bind up the heroic adventurers and hang them from the corporate money tree by threads of lies. Sorry, I’m writing this on Election Day, I may be a little feverish.
Checking in went smoothly and I obtained permission to put up posters. Getting to the room meant riding the dreaded elevators of delay which seek to slowly digest their occupants after aging them into feebleness while they waited on the elevators’ arrival. These twin beasts were a bane to all made worst by the fact that half the con was on the top, eighth, floor while the other half was in the basement.
Transporting needful items to the room of bad air, yes I had trouble with tobacco again. I think it was on the sheets. It’s useless to have a no smoking room if the sheets all go in a common laundry. The stench transfers. It’s also useless if smoking is permitted in the hall or any of the adjoining rooms or floors. I cracked the window registered for the con and started putting up posters. Little did I know that forces far beyond the ken of man had decided to strike. They filled my bag with the dreaded tape of un-sticking. The blooming posters kept falling down all weekend. It became a running joke. Finally the magnets of holding manage to secure a poster to a metal door and extreme amounts of tape kept the other posters in place.
Then came the dealer’s room.
Nicely, the con let Ira and I have two tables for the price of one so we had room to spread out. The hours from 4 to 8 pm were spent in variations of my spiel and doing some pre-promotion for Nukekubi, a modern fantasy novel, I just sold to Dark Dragon Publishing.
Website: http://www.darkdragonpublishing.com
There were several other dealers’ including Golden Days of Radio
Website: www.GDORADIO.com
who sell radio plays set on dvds He also sells erotica, something we have in common see Slaves of Love and The Hollow Curse. I swapped a copy of Tinker’s Plague for several disks. The most notable for me was the Orson Wells Broadcast of War of the Worlds.
Finally, the dealer’s room closed and Joy and I went off to party. The Buffalo Time Counsel threw a shindig.
Website: http://www.buffalotimecouncil.org
Talk about food. Cold cuts bread buns salad veggies and chocolate cake. Joy had the cake I grazed the responsible table. Yes saintly responsible me who dined on roast beef, roast turkey, roast chicken, bred buns and salad. Of course we’ll leave off the bit that I’m allergic to milk products and couldn’t eat the cake anyway. ;-)
I got to meet Larry Niven at this party but the background noise made it difficult for me to understand what he was saying. He is an astonishingly nice down to earth chap. I liked him.
Then to the pool to float down stream in barrels to lake, sorry then to the pool for a dip. Nice pool, too small for me to get a workout in but a nice pool. Note: when your time for a mile in the water is just under a half hour short pools don’t cut it for a work out.
Next to bed when the stench of tobacco kept me awake despite antihistamines.
The Saturday saw me in the dealer’s room from 10:00 to 5:00 except for .
10a THIS IS HUGE!!!! Not many authors had works as big in print and on screen as the Rings and Harry Potter. Why did it happen? Can it happen again? Name some likely candidates and your reasons. Niven, Pantaleev, Pearl, Mod: Kaye.
Larry Niven: http://www.larryniven.net
Stephen B. Pearl: http://www.stephenpearl.com
Marvin Kaye: http://www.marvinkaye.com
This was fairly well attended Larry Niven was to my left at the panel table. In short the message can be summed up, if anybody knew what the next huge this was going to be they’d write that and make a mint so why the heck are you asking us. One of the audience later told me that he was quite take my view that the lust for the ring in Lord of the Rings was an allegory for addiction with golem as the burnt out junky and Frodo as the still functioning addict. It’s always a big smile for me when something like that happens.
1p READING Stephen Pearl Salon
Three people attended which was three more than my last reading. I read the first chapter from my upcoming book Nukekubi and the first chapter of Tinker’s Plague. I will mention that an associate who critiqued a book for me in the Critters Writers group was at the con and attended the reading. It was really great to meet a person I worked so closely with in the flesh. Now if I’d only had the presence of mind to write down his contact information. Sorry.
3p DIVERSITY IN S-F AND COMICS Despite claims to be liberal and color-blind, the S-F business has few writers from minority groups and the comics Industry is killing off characters from human minority groups. Why are white male Liberals declaring war on minorities? Rainbow B Niven, Price, Pearl, Mod: Mak.
Derwin Mak: http://www.derwinmaksf.com
This was well attended by a somewhat racial mixed group. It started out as a typical oh why do they not include racially diverse characters bitch and wine until I had a go at giving some possible answers for why people might be a little gun shy about using ethnic characters. Things such as the changing nature of PC speak. Let me say this again.
Proper English must be the safe fall back from PC.
I also said that whenever anybody writes a character of a different ethnicity than themselves they have to fake it. Now to me faking it means you research something find allegories in your own life then bring them to the page. Some of the panel placed a different semantic interpretation on the phrase. This kind of points out another aspect and that is you can’t win. Include ethnically diverse characters and you get lam basted for not doing them right. Frankly, I think the difference between growing up on a farm or growing up in the city will have more impact on how a character behaves than where their great grandfather came from. The topic got a little heated but in the end no harm was done. I think in the end the adage folk are folk and just try to ignore inconsequentialities while showing a degree of respect to all is a message audience and panelists alike could agree on.
4p PREDICTIONS What will the world look like in 2100? What will be different? What will be the same and why? Rainbow A Stephenson, Pantaleev, Martineck,Clink, Mod, Pearl
This was scary. I got in a touch late and was at one end of the table. The interesting dynamic was that the people who were optimistic about the future were on the far side of the table. We realists… umm pessimists both thought that human stupidity has made a mess and will make a bigger mess. The major issue is the fact that we are running out of energy and doing very little to shift our society over to sustainable energy generation. That and the fact that human population is still escalating. If you read Tinker’s Plague you’ll get a view of what I consider one potential future. Interestingly enough no one tried to challenge my assertion that unbridled capitalism will invariably become feudalism.
This brought us to the evening and the Masquerade. I once more did A Public Service Announcement. This time I won a prize. Wow! I won’t say much but if you follow this link
http://www.youtube.com/user/StephenBP...
You should be able to watch a video of the masquerade.
After the mask Ira, Joy and I hung out around the con suit ate chicken wings and Joy had pizza as well. By my third bear I didn’t feel deprived at all. By my forth I couldn’t feel my knees, a rare and wonderful thing I might add.
Bed and more time in a smelly room followed.
****Sunday Program****
10:00 to 1:00 in the dealers room with the following exceptions.
10a I CAN’T BE LIEVE YOU SAID THAT! - How do you handle all the social networking; Facebook, Twitter, Blogs? What if someone gives you a bad review? Rainbow A Gresh, Pearl, Harlacher, Mod: Leslie
Lois H. Gresh: http://www.loisgresh.com
Mark Leslie: http://www.markleslie.ca
This went off topic and no one minded. We really just talked about using the internet to promote yourself. My list of sites.
Personal site: www.stephenpearl.com
Red Room: http://www.redroom.com/member/stephenb
Good Reads: http://www.goodreads.com
Polka Dot Banner: http://www.polkadotbanner.com
Draumr Blog: http://www.draumrpublishing.com/index...
You Tube: http://www.youtube.com/user/StephenBP...
12n VAMPIRES They are hot now; panel discusses what the next hot theme might be, and past ones. Rainbow B Crow, Pearl, Schweitzer, Mod: Kaye.
This kept steering off topic and being dragged back on. Two of us agreed that wizards would be a good one for the next hot topic. Another possibility are the Fay.
Vampires in modern fiction are an amalgamation of mythical vampires and the incubus / succubus. Mythical Vampires are nasty walking corpses.
The modern vampire represents teenage sexual repression and are attractive because it’s the sexy older powerful being that makes no demands on the mortal in the relationship. Thus they form a transition between father and lover.
This pretty much marked the end of the con so we sped home, at legally acceptable speeds, of course. Yes, it was there and back again a con goer’s tail. Now where did I put that damn ring I found? I’ll need it for Polaris 25.
