Tom Cox

Lynx the deodorant comes in many scents

None of them particularly pleasant


Each a sort of olfactory equivalent 



Of the concept of banter



One scent that Lynx the deodorant does not come in 



Is Woodsmoke



Woodsmoke is too good for Lynx



You cannot bottle Woodsmoke



And you most definitely cannot can it



When summer dies



And you remember that autumn is short



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