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Justin Halpern


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Humor, Biographies & Memoirs

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Justin Halpern is a Golden Globe-winning and Emmy-nominated Creator, Showrunner, Director, and Executive Producer through his and creative partner Patrick Schumacker’s company, Delicious Non-Sequitur Productions, which is currently under an overall deal with Warner Bros. Television. He is the Executive Producer and co-showrunner of the Emmy-winning hit series Abbott Elementary on ABC alongside Quinta Brunson and Patrick Schumacker. The series has been nominated for Best Comedy Series in both 2022 and 2024, among other honors. Justin is the author of New York Times bestselling book Sh*t My Dad Says and I Suck At Girls. Get Lost is his debut novel.

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"No. I want the salad...Live a little? I'm ordering lunch. I don't have a choice between salad or fucking skydiving."

"No. I want the salad...Live a little? I'm ordering lunch. I don't have a choice between salad or fucking skydiving."
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Average rating: 3.96 · 182,986 ratings · 11,146 reviews · 7 distinct works • Similar authors
Sh*t My Dad Says
3.98 avg rating — 161,338 ratings — published 2010 — 85 editions
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I Suck at Girls
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More Sh*t My Dad Says
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Get Lost
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“The worst thing you can be is a liar. . . . Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but then number two is liar. Nazi one, liar two.”
― Justin Halpern (Sh*t My Dad Says)
tags: dad, justin-halpern, shitmydadsays
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“You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house.”
― Justin Halpern, Sh*t My Dad Says
tags: humor
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“See, you think I give a shit. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of shit? That's why I look interested.”
― Justin Halpern
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