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Blinders Keepers by John Rachel

My rating: 5 of 5 stars


This is my latest novel. With humility and total objectivity, I think it is the greatest book written since Franz Kafka started doing standup comedy. I will be shocked if it doesn't replace the Bible as the best selling novel in history. Of course, it has fewer characters than the Bible and does not feature God, who I wanted to include but couldn't because His lawyers refused to give me rights to His story. But this should be a plus, considering what an unwieldy mess the Holy Book is. Talk about needing an editor!

This will be my last work of dark satire for a while. I'm trying to convince the board here that I am rehabilitated and should be given at least some grounds privileges. This padded cell is really confining, even with the leggos and the 5000 piece Andromeda Nebula puzzle. I can't even get a signal with my iPhone 5, which probably doesn't matter since they have the battery stored in a safe with my wallet and my Justin Bieber fan club membership card.

So ... what's the inside scoop on "Blinder Keepers"?

For those doubters and naysayers out there, here's the John Rachel challenge. BUY this book. You have nothing to lose! Seriously. If you do not like "Blinders Keepers", I'm willing to man up here. Just return the unread portion of the book and I'll return the unused portion of your money. Can I be any fairer than that?

I think not!



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Just got another 5-star review for "Blinders Keepers", posted all over the book-o-sphere. Specific incidents aside, as whacky and outrageously funny as it apparently is, I think it's astonishing how well it captures the absurdity and circus-like environment of our current politics.

https://jdrachel.com/2022/10/30/anoth...