Aaron Goldfarb's Blog

Family, friends, followers, fans, fellows and females and perhaps a few other f-words... In just 22 days, on October 28th, I will be doing something I believe only one other author has ever done before--releasing two novels on the exact same day. The novels are called The Guide for a Single Man and The Guide [...]

A never-before-released short story I wrote a year or so ago.  I had totally forgot about it, just stumbled upon it, and though I should release it.   And I Am An Alcoholic     by Aaron Goldfarb     Adam had been going to meetings for a solid month but had yet to speak.  [...]

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When they say an author is "accessible," that usually means he's stupid enough to give out his contact information to anyone who would possibly want it.  Like me.  aaron@aarongoldfarb.com.  It's on my website, in my books, usually in the byline of freelance stuff I write, and probably even scrawled in some of New York's finer [...]

Any biography of me currently lists me as having written one to perhaps three things.  Of course, that's hardly the truth.  The other day I was thinking about how much stuff one has to actually write before they can produce work good enough that the world actually wants it.  So, I decided to make a [...]

This year, I wanted to offer personally autographed copies of HOW TO FAIL and THE CHEAT SHEET to the FIRST 25 people interested in each.  Order by December 15 and I'll guarantee them by Christmas. I'll sign them to whomever and write anything you want. FREE shipping in North America.  (If you want it shipped [...]

I respond to pretty much every single person that writes me (aaron@aarongoldfarb.com), but I never debate the merits of my writing with any one...unless they're a maniac. Everything below is clearly (sic) and *SPOILER ALERT* too: On Sun, Jul 8, 2012 at 6:10 PM, [redacted] wrote: Do you know the three attributes to keep you [...]

This piece was bought by a major publication back in January, but they were too scared to run it.  So I decided to take it back and just run it myself unedited. How Amazon Users Steal Books   by   Aaron Goldfarb The arrest of German-Finnish superhacker (and future Mike-Myers-in-makeup-and-a-fat-suit movie character) Kim Dotcom and [...]

For the longest time I didn't write books, I wrote screenplays.  No, you've never seen any of these movies or TV shows because none of them were ever made (for a variety of reasons).  Eventually, I got so fed up with writing stuff only read by my manager, my mom, and a few studio and [...]

Social media. Where new brides annoy us with countless wedding photos. New mommies annoy us with innumerable baby pics (Hudson’s first poopy!). And newly published authors annoy the shit out of you with pleas to buy their new book. Not this time. This is the one and only time I’m going to tell you about [...]