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Statistics: Posted by Kommissar Uberdave — 9/17/2026, 12:09 am

Comrades,

Many thought Jackalopelipsky was too far “out there” when she foretold of a future of American Kafka Trapper Hat - the portmanteau of the USSR’s ushanka bearing the trademark American raccoon tail from Davy Crockett’s coon skin hat.



Jackalopelipsky will be resting her mind traveling ways for the rest of the day.

Statistics: Posted by jackalopelipsky — 9/16/2026, 11:35 am

So, liberals and progressives claim that they have no idea of what a woman is, but are certain one can officially be one of 57 genders by simply identifying as one. Since we are weaving the glorious tapestry of ideological fantasies, won’t the culturally rich and politically sophisticated men of Middle Eastern descent need to change the standards by which they measure and confidently scheme to rape more lavishly than ever before? How will these poor souls decide what counts as a square, and who has a square? Will 57 genders affect the global infitada and reset the intellectual and cultural milieu? 

Statistics: Posted by trashmouth — 9/16/2026, 11:23 am

CIA Bunny Psteinem has some ‘splaining to do for this.

Statistics: Posted by jackalopelipsky — 9/16/2026, 10:41 am

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Either way, the problem is about girls, just some girls, that you want.

Statistics: Posted by jackalopelipsky — 9/16/2026, 10:19 am

It is intolerable that Texazistani cattle due for the Party's tables die from e. coli.

Statistics: Posted by UndertheDRADIS — 9/16/2026, 10:03 am

It is good that Komrade Omarx turned off xir's comments. Capitalist pigs cannot be permitted to publish samizdat.

Statistics: Posted by UndertheDRADIS — 9/16/2026, 9:56 am

Comrades,

Ever read a biography of someone who escaped North Korea? The undercover phone video smuggled out of this “Conference” reveals why North Korea exists.



How much would it cost to buy each speaker a non stop diplomatic flight ticket to NOKO?

They can be dropped by parachute into labor camps to begin working for The People. 
 

Excellent idea, Comrade. Let all this pretense of making yourself useless for shoveling as “Revolutionary” be exhausted and hungry when lights go out in NOKO Labor Camp #2. Geronimo!!

Statistics: Posted by jackalopelipsky — 9/16/2026, 9:55 am

The map was redrawn to please our feminist comrades by maximizing countries with ugly women.

Statistics: Posted by UndertheDRADIS — 9/16/2026, 9:51 am

Comrades,

Ever read a biography of someone who escaped North Korea? The undercover phone video smuggled out of this “Conference” reveals why North Korea exists.



How much would it cost to buy each speaker a non stop diplomatic flight ticket to NOKO?

They can be dropped by parachute into labor camps to begin working for The People. 
 

Statistics: Posted by UndertheDRADIS — 9/16/2026, 9:46 am