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Marie Simas

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http://www.mariesimas.com/

Genre

Humor, Entertainment

Member Since

December 2010

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I worked as a copywriter for many years, and finally started writing humor essays in 2008. I released my first book in 2009, "Do Tampons Take Your Virginity?"-- the book has done well in the UK (it was the bestselling Kindle humor book for over two months). I now write full-time. I live in Las Vegas with my family. Feel free to send me a message. ...more

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Average rating: 3.23 · 593 ratings · 46 reviews · 3 distinct works

	Do Tampons Take Your Virginity?: A Catholic Girl's Memoir by Marie Simas (Goodreads Author), Keith Popely (Editor) 3.30 avg rating — 460 ratings — published 2010 — 3 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Douchebag Roulette 2.98 avg rating — 133 ratings — published 2011 — 4 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Douchebag Roulette by Marie Simas (June 07,2011) by Marie Simas (Goodreads Author), Unknown Author 0.00 avg rating — 0 ratings	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars

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Quotes by Marie Simas (?)

“Human life is a passage - it's simply a crossing to somewhere else. Most people stay on the highway, but some choose to go off-road.

Don't ever be afraid to drive off the road and into the grass. You never know what you might find there. And don't regret your choices. We all make mistakes, and sometimes they'll be huge ones. But don't despair. In the long run you'll travel so far down the road that you won't be able to see those mistakes behind you. Just put one foot in front of the other, and you'll do just fine.”
― Marie Simas, Do Tampons Take Your Virginity?: A Catholic Girl's Memoir

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