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Jamie Fessenden
Born
in The United States
July 23, 1965
Died
July 01, 2024
Website
Twitter
Genre
Influences
Jamie Fessenden isn't a Goodreads Author
(yet),
but they
do have a blog,
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1 July 2024
This is Erich posting. Jamie died this monday, recovering from surgery. I’m afraid that I’m not a regular user of wordpress, and I’ll be slow approving posts. Thanks for all your past support
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The Rules
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2017
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2 editions
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Billy's Bones
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2013
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11 editions
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A Cop for Christmas
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2016
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We're Both Straight, Right?
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published
2011
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2 editions
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Violated
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2015
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2 editions
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Screwups
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published
2014
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4 editions
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Murder on the Mountain
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published
2014
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11 editions
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A Viking for Yule
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2017
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2 editions
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Tomte
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2018
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2 editions
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The Christmas Wager
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2010
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2 editions
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“I’ve known several men who believe women are only interested in relationships for money and comfort, and they aren’t capable of really loving. And I’ve known women who insist men only want sex and don’t know how to love. White people used to insist that blacks weren’t capable of ‘noble’ emotions, that they were little more than animals. The same was said about Jews, Native Americans, you name it. It’s an ancient argument. People keep dredging it up, trying to prove to themselves that people they don’t understand are alien and don’t warrant being treated well. And it is always—always—wrong. Despite our differences, all people are basically built from the same template. We are all equally admirable and equally flawed.”
― By That Sin Fell the Angels
― By That Sin Fell the Angels
“Hans?” Thomas asked. “You still can’t find him?”
“I am here,” Boris said.
“Oh. Why do you have Hans’s phone?”
“He gave it to me in exchange for a blow job.”
Hans gasped. “I did not!”
Thomas laughed. “What’s going on?”
“Hans tells me I will get sunburned,” Boris said, “so I should put on this nasty-smelling coconut shit. But I cannot reach my back—I am not a comic book character—and he will not put it on me.”
“You’re sunbathing? Since when do you sunbathe?”
Boris made a rude noise. “That is beside the point. I need you to tell Hans you won’t divorce me and come after him with a butcher knife if he rubs coconut shit on my back.”
“You two will be the death of me,” Thomas muttered, but there was a note of affection in his voice. Hans assumed that was for Boris, but the way Thomas had said “you two” sounded as if they were all somehow together. Hans was surprised by how much he liked that. “Hans, I won’t divorce Boris and come after you with a butcher knife if you rub coconut shit on his back.”
“Thank you,” Boris told him”
― The Rules
“I am here,” Boris said.
“Oh. Why do you have Hans’s phone?”
“He gave it to me in exchange for a blow job.”
Hans gasped. “I did not!”
Thomas laughed. “What’s going on?”
“Hans tells me I will get sunburned,” Boris said, “so I should put on this nasty-smelling coconut shit. But I cannot reach my back—I am not a comic book character—and he will not put it on me.”
“You’re sunbathing? Since when do you sunbathe?”
Boris made a rude noise. “That is beside the point. I need you to tell Hans you won’t divorce me and come after him with a butcher knife if he rubs coconut shit on my back.”
“You two will be the death of me,” Thomas muttered, but there was a note of affection in his voice. Hans assumed that was for Boris, but the way Thomas had said “you two” sounded as if they were all somehow together. Hans was surprised by how much he liked that. “Hans, I won’t divorce Boris and come after you with a butcher knife if you rub coconut shit on his back.”
“Thank you,” Boris told him”
― The Rules
Topics Mentioning This Author
| topics | posts | views | last activity | |
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| Dreamspinner Press: Dogs of Cyberwar by Jamie Fessenden | 1 | 9 | Nov 30, 2011 06:39AM | |
| Dreamspinner Press: Saturn in Retrograde by Jamie Fessenden | 1 | 10 | Jun 03, 2012 05:25PM |
