Kevin Seccia's Blog

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Inspired by this great post 100 Best First Lines from Novels I decided to come up with my own list of the the ten worst first lines from novels. Here they are: 1) No, he never does manage to win...

For Valentine's Day I bought twelve white doves to release after a nice dinner with a lady, as a romantic gesture, along with rose petals and a violin player. I got the doves awhile back and the box was small,...

I'm doing a reading in Columbus, Ohio. If you have a way of getting to it that doesn't involve boarding a plane, you should do it! (Honestly, I'm not funny enough to justify a flight.) Tickets $15 general public, $20...

Hello! Thank you in advance for reading this. I am offering a bounty of one thousand dollars to the first person who beats up Chris Brown. In the past I've written a lot of comedic, not-to-be-taken-seriously stories regarding how to...

I'm not saying you should, I'm saying, here's how you do it, if you want to. I'm sure you have your reasons. Maybe when you were five, he didn't get you EXACTLY what you'd shouted for through a sticky, candy-filled...

Check out a new How To Beat Em Up over at: Nerdist.com! Like the title of this entry says, it's How To Beat Up Robert Downey Jr.’s Character in (Almost) Every Film He’s Ever Made. Finally! Your key to taking...

Check out a new How To Beat Em Up over at: Nerdist.com! Like the title of this entry says, it's How To Beat Up Robert Downey Jr.'s Character in (Almost) Every Film He's Ever Made. Finally! Your key to taking...

Punching Tom Hanks, the book based on this site, is in stores today! Please buy it. (Or, at the very least, pick it up, sneer at it, then disgustedly place it back down. Then storm out in a huff. Have...

The first review for the book is out. (Did I already make that clear in the title? Is this redundant? Shit, this post is off to a rocky start...) They even pointed out the book's "jaunty tone," which in my...