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Hank Kirton Thank you for your interest in words that describe me as a writer. I would say, (1). Dogged (as in perseverance). (2). Shempesque (as in, heebeebeebee…moreThank you for your interest in words that describe me as a writer. I would say, (1). Dogged (as in perseverance). (2). Shempesque (as in, heebeebeebeebeebeebee). (3). Morbid (like an autopsy, yo!). (4). Bloated (like a cabbageworm) and (5). Surrealistic (by way of dreams, LSD and fevers that set fire to your paltry airports).

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Sounds of a Warped Xylophone

Here I sit in my vinyl easychair, secluded in the private bunker I’ve named Castle Bravo, smoking black hash from Afghanistan and listening to an old album of xylophone music.  

The record was recorded in 1959, the year Hawaii became a United State. The music is supposed to be “exotic” but it’s essentially flavorless. They added minimal bird calls over the xylophone notes but the stock sound-effect

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