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Christopher Lombardo

Born

in Toronto, Canada

December 17, 1974

Website

http://www.chrislombardowriter.com

Twitter

awful_movies

Genre

Nonfiction, Art, Philosophy

Influences

JP Donleavy, FM Dostoyevsky, HP Lovecraft, Charles Bukowski, William S ...more

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My latest book is Mine's Bigger than Yours! The 100 Wackiest Action Movies.

https://411mania.com/movies/jeff-kirs...

"If you're an action movie fan, a B-movie fan, a movie book fan, and or a fan of damn good and fascinating movie criticism, you should make an effort to track down, own, and read."
411 Mania

"A must-read for action fans, clearly written with love for the genre."
The Action Elite

"Interesting and hilarious...horrible action flicks that have flown under the radar."
3rd Strike

"A fun encyclopedia of bad action movies."
Vents Magazine

It's a fun-filled pilgrimage through the nuttiest movies in the genre and a must-read for fans of Norris, Seagal, Van Damme...but also genre lesser lights like Reb Brown, Brian Thompson and Brian Bosworth. ...more

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Christopher Lombardo's Blog

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The Invite

Ever have a guest overstay their welcome? Well, you too can experience this at about the 45 minute mark: RSVP a polite “no” to The Invite and don’t be swayed by the honey dip donut critical glaze-affair on Rotten Tomatoes. San Fran status-f-ers Joe (Seth Rogen) and Angela (Olivia Wilde) throw an impromptu party forContinue reading "The Invite" Read more of this blog post »

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Christopher Lombardo’s books

Average rating: 3.71 · 85 ratings · 25 reviews · 4 distinct works

	Death by Umbrella! The 100 Weirdest Horror Movie Weapons by Christopher Lombardo, Jeff Kirschner, Lloyd Kaufman (Foreword) 3.80 avg rating — 35 ratings — published 2016 — 3 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Tastes Like Human: The Shark Guys' Book of Bitingly Funny Lists by Noel Boivin, Christopher Lombardo 3.75 avg rating — 20 ratings — published 2012	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	The Man Who Scared a Shark to Death and Other True Tales of Drunken Debauchery by Noel Boivin, Christopher Lombardo, The Shark Guys 3.71 avg rating — 17 ratings — published 2006 — 5 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Mine's Bigger Than Yours: The 100 Wackiest Action Movies by Christopher Lombardo, Jeff Kirschner 3.50 avg rating — 14 ratings	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars

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Quotes by Christopher Lombardo (?)

“With apologies to Judy Garland and Cole Porter, all the world does NOT love a clown. John Wayne Gacy might have been the final nail in the coffin in terms of anyone associating clowns with funny (if a bunch of clowns die, do they all fit into one coffin?)”
― Christopher Lombardo, Death by Umbrella! The 100 Weirdest Horror Movie Weapons

tags: clowns, horror, horror-films, horror-movies

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“But as Bertrand Russell said, “As soon as we abandon our own reason, and are content to rely upon authority, there is no end to our troubles.”
― Christopher Lombardo, Death by Umbrella! The 100 Weirdest Horror Movie Weapons

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