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Logline – When an ancient troll thaws out in modern day Washington state, three wannabe Vikings try to save their town by battling the monster the old fashioned way, with axes, swords, and Viking helmets

It’s very short, but I wrote a story inspired and informed by the struggles of the oppressed everywhere. Check it out here: thosewhodied

My goal was to read 77 books this year, a number I kinda pulled outta nowhere but also it’s my birth year and also, I think, what you get when you read the number of books as the month number (ie 1 book in January, 2 in february, 3 in march, 4 in april, etc.) … Continue reading Top 10 Books of 2019

I went through and looked at some of my more popular posts of the last 10 years, put them together into a little booklet, added some art, and bob’s your uncle. Feel free to have a perusal. This book has a spell on it

Have you ever wondered the film Taxi Driver might look like if it was updated to modern times? What if it was set in a city rife with hipsters, loners, and weirdos? A city such as Portland Oregon? Wonder no more. Uber Driver

Star Wars Episode 9 Jasper says I feel like we need to fix a few things from Episode VIII starting with Luke wanting to murder his nephew after being the most naive and hopeful kid in the galaxy of dad issues. Now Luke’s inability to help those in need will fuel Ben’s path down the … Continue reading Star Wars: Episode 9. How it could go PART 2.

Star Wars Episode 9 There’s a weird middle ground for Star Wars fandom. Many people like Star Wars, in that they enjoy going to the movies. Some people like Star Wars too much, to the point that they launch hate campaigns against George Lucas and Kathleen Kennedy and Rian Johnson when the official movies differ … Continue reading Star Wars: Episode 9. How it could go.

I keep trying to return to the heyday of reading 100 books a year, which wasn’t that long ago, but I keep failing. This year I managed a paltry 39! I spend some time writing and publishing books, it’s true, but have to admit I spend too much time on youtube and playing video games. … Continue reading Top 10 Books of 2018

I’m thinking about writing a song for each of the classic 80’s fantasy movies. Here is the first, an ode to the Cyclops of Krull.   Yeah you must stay and accept your fate Shit’s going down and its not great The Beast is taking over, the Kings are dead But we have the Glaive … Continue reading 80’s Fantasy Song Number One

A long time ago, seemingly, Craig Comer, Garrett Calcaterra, and I wrote this book. We sold it to a small publisher: L&L Dreamspell. It didn’t sell well and they folded for other reasons. Then we were lucky to get picked up by Reputation Books when they were starting. We actually rewrote and restructured it at … Continue reading Roads 2.5