David Javerbaum
Born
Maplewood, New Jersey, The United States
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The Last Testament: A Memoir by God
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2011
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17 editions
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What to Expect When You're Expected: A Fetus's Guide to the First Three Trimesters
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2009
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5 editions
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An Act of God
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2019
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4 editions
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OMG: How I created the Universe, Adam, and Steve
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2011
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3 editions
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The Book of Bieb
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2014
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3 editions
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The Last Testament: A Memoir
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The Last Testament 2013 Day-to-Day Calendar: A Memoir by GOD
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2012
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Gott der Allmächtige: Das letzte Testament: Erinnerungen
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Yuan lai huai yun shi jian zhe me ke ai de shi
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What to Expect When You're Expected 2nd (second) edition Text Only
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“The number of the devil is not 666.
That is only his area code, his number is unlisted.”
― The Last Testament: A Memoir by God
That is only his area code, his number is unlisted.”
― The Last Testament: A Memoir by God
“he doth, indeed, especially love heavy-metal; into the recording sessions whereof he does, indeed, sneak, that he may insert backward messages into songs; for he believeth retrograde gibberish laid inaudibly under ear-shattering grindcore, to be the most effective way to promote his views. 19 And he doth, indeed, visit people in their time of need; and offer to grant them mortal happiness in exchange for their immortal soul; and if they agree, he doth, indeed, have them sign a contract; for though he is the amoral Prince of All Lies, he hath for some reason an unshakable respect for tort law.”
― The Last Testament: A Memoir
― The Last Testament: A Memoir
“7 “O LORD our God, King of the Universe, here’s what I’m thinking. 8 Thy previous books have sold an impressive six billion copies; 9 They form the basis of three great religions, and five crappy ones; 10 They have been translated into 2,453 languages, including that of a fictional race of TV aliens wearing shoe polish;”
― The Last Testament: A Memoir
― The Last Testament: A Memoir
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