Mat Nastos's Blog

If you were a kid in the 1980s then you were probably following one of the greatest battles of all time. A battle between...

Over the course of my life, I’ve met a lot of celebrities. If I’m lucky, they’re cool. If I’m really lucky, I get a...

Do dogs get angry because we culturally appropriate their style?

Stunt Boobs – not the actual boobs. I really just wanted to write that title. Sort of makes me feel like I’ve got my...

Do vegan girls swallow? And, if so, what does that say about the dedication to their convictions?

Something that is constantly confusing to people is that I have dated (and been married to) some incredibly beautiful women. My ex-wife was pretty....

I’m going to preface this post because it’s probably going to get me in some shit. Here we go: If you’re uptight or don’t...

When a relationship ends, you go through the same range of emotions you would if someone passes away…without them having the courtesy to actually...

Anyone who knows me is also well aware of what a mess the romantic side of my life is - and has always been. It's been devastating, painful, and, on at least two occasions, life-endangering. Since I am way too cheap for therapy, I'm going to tell some of those stories here online.

The most important lesson I ever learned in life was at a strip club: never get a lapdance while wearing cargo shorts.