Kendall Grey's Blog
June 3, 2022
Hard Rock Harlots: Greatest Hits and Tour Information
Singer/bassist and veritable wild child Letty Dillinger takes readers for an unforgettable ride on her quest for fame and epic orgasms. Join Letty and her Killer Buzz Float bandmates Shades Armstrong, Jinx Hardwick, Toombs Badcock, and Rax Wrathbone in this raucous saga of found family with a side of snake tattoos, illicit piercings, wicked rock anthems, and lashings of group sex.
Hard Rock Harlots: Greatest Hits includes all six books in Kendall Grey’s completed erotica series:
StringsBeatsNocturnesRockBangCoda* ADULTS ONLY. If you’re even the slightest bit squeamish about sex (I’m talking about EVERY kind of sex. Butt sex. Lesbian sex. Gay sex. Ménage sex. We do not discriminate here in the Department of Raunch), over-the-top sexual euphemisms, or graphic language, don’t even think about picking up this book. I promise, it’s not for you.
Seriously. Don’t try it.
I mean it.
Put this book down before I send the Trash Police after you.
WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?
Okay, fine. Read the smut. If you hate it, it’s on you. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
HARD ROCK HARLOTS: GREATEST HITS is available in ebook and paperback (U.S. only) on June 7, 2022, or visit me at a book signing on my farewell tour to get a copy signed in person:
Book Bonanza – Grapevine, TX, July 7 – 10, 2022
Big Sky Book Event – Billings, MT, August 13, 2022
Shameless Book Con – Orlando, FL, November 4 – 6, 2022
December 21, 2021
Happy Hard Rock Holidays!
* Note: This post contains affiliate links *
‘Tis the season, and I’m so here for it! Celebrate the holidays with Letty and the rest of the dirty-birdie Killer Buzz Float gang by picking up some much needed smut to set your Underoos on fire this cold December. These books are responsible for the births of babies, making prison life a little easier for convicts, and rekindling the flames of passion in lackluster relationships around the world. Just be sure to read and heed the warnings. They’re legit! 
STRINGS, book 1 in the Hard Rock Harlots series, is on sale for only $0.99 USD, CAD, AUD / £0.99 / €0.99
BEATS, book 2 in the Hard Rock Harlots series, is on sale for $1.99 USD, CAD, AUD / £1.99 / €1.99
NOCTURNES, book 3 in the Hard Rock Harlots series, is on sale for $2.99 USD, CAD, AUD / £2.99 / €2.99
ROCK, book 4 in the Hard Rock Harlots series, is on sale for $3.99 USD, CAD, AUD / £3.99 / €3.99
You can also pick up the final two books in the completed series, BANG and CODA at regular price.
This sale is live now through December 29, 2021. STRINGS, BEATS, NOCTURNES, and ROCK are also available in audio at Audible and Apple.
Finally, to celebrate the end of 2021, I’ve discounted signed books from the Howling Mad Press Store (US only–sorry!). Use code 21OFF21 to get 21% off all paperbacks now through December 31, 2021.
Wherever you go and whatever you do, I hope this season is full of light, laughter, and happiness.
LONG LIVE THE ROCK!
November 28, 2021
Two Things …
Happy Holidays!
November 1, 2021
CODA has landed
Real rock stars never die. They just shrivel a little with age, or in Keith Richards’s case, become slightly pickled yet still quite flavorful because FUCK, he’s Keith fucking Richards, man! The best of them pop some Viagra and keep rocking out with their cocks out as if the continued onslaught of birthdays, new wrinkles, and less erectionally formidable sex weapons ain’t nothin’ but a thang.
When I was younger, I pictured myself retiring from the music biz at the tender age of 102, cussing everybody out at the nursing home, middle fingers waving, bitching about the lack of decent cock, just like Great-Grandma Dillinger used to. On bingo night, I’d be groovin’ like a turgid Thanksgiving turkey trippin’ on his own tryptophan to Tom Petty tunes, rousing my fellow centenarians with song and my impeccably slutty fashion sense.
I imagined all the food fights I would start in the communal dining room, leaving the affronted and stiff (not in the good way) old farts clutching their pearls or bird chests as spaghetti sauce dribbled from their blue hair. I dreamed of popping wheelies in my wheelchair to Blondie songs. I’d be the belle of every fucking ball—the biddy all the horny coots fought over.
Hey, don’t dis. Old people have sex too. I got no problem rollin’ through the assisted living halls with a toothless dude ridin’ shotgun betwixt my thighs, gumming my twat on the way to dialysis.
Everyone thinks they’re gonna live forever. Until forever ends.
Sigh.
I’ll get to the point. If you’re reading this, I’m dead.
Someone in Killer Buzz Float took me out.
All my bandmates have hated me at one point or another. Maybe deservedly, maybe not. I’ve never been one to shy away from letting my mouth do the thinking as well as the talking. This sweet pie hole o’ mine (hey, that sounds like a kickass Guns ’n’ Roses cover in the making!) may be perdy and round, but it’s repeatedly proven it doesn’t possess an ounce of tact. I’m hard to handle. I get it.
Still …
No one likes being stabbed in the back, literally or figuratively. It hurts when the people you trust and … love turn on you.
Yeah. I said it. I loved those fuckers. Even when I hated them.
Doesn’t matter anymore, though, does it? I’m gone and so are they, as far as I’m concerned. I just hope my music lives on. That’s all I care about. Securing my place in the annals (anals?) of rock ’n’ roll history.
Music was my life. Now it’s my death.
But enough whining.
Here’s the deal. I’m releasing my private blog to the world as my final goodbye to anyone who ever gave a shit about me. I’ve been misrepresented by the press and many others. This blog will set the record straight. Famous people—people whose tunes you sing along with in the shower or have sex to in the backseats of cars—have treated me like shit. I’m calling their asses out. I got nothing to lose now, right?
Some of the stories you’ll read will shock you. Some may evoke tears; others have the power to make you horny as fuck. [WARNING: ORGASM XING. Proceed with caution] I am a sexual being, after all. I’ve never shied away from my identity as a dick-rocking, squirt-spurting, butt-pegging goddess with a mic and gloriously cute tits.
If anything you read turns you on, I hope you’ll avail yourself of the arousal. No point letting that kinetic fuck froth go to waste, right? Don’t be shy. Whip yourself into a frenzy or grab a partner to do it for you. All I ask is that you scream my name when you bust your ovaries or nuts or alien sexy bits—Letty Dillinger does not discriminate; all gonads are welcome—in memory of me. Think of it like sending good vibes into the universe. Or spunking the universe with love lather. If I’m hanging around, playing the harp in a nearby jizz cloud or sucking the ectoplasm out of some dead rock star’s ghost cock, I’ll catch it. With my tongue.
Long live The Rock.
Love,
Letty Motherfucking Dillinger
The sixth and final book in my Hard Rock Harlots erotic comedy series is live on all major retailers (links are below). I’ve discounted the ebook price now through November 5, 2021. Signed paperbacks should be available after November 17 in the Howling Mad Press Store (US only).
I hope you enjoy CODA as much as I enjoyed writing it. If you love it (or hate it), I hope you’ll consider leaving a review on Goodreads and/or your favorite online retailer. Reviews help other readers find books.
Thanks for your support, and be sure to let me know what you think when you finish.
* Some of the following links contain affiliate codes. If you purchase a book through an affiliate link, I may receive a small commission, which does not affect the price for customers in any way. I use affiliate income to help pay for things like ebook and audiobook production, travel to book events, swag for giveaways, and more.
Amazon US Kindle Vella Barnes & Noble Amazon UK Kobo Smashwords Amazon CA Apple Books PayHip Amazon AU Google PlaySeptember 26, 2021
Happy Autumn!
RUNED *, book 1 in my Asgard Awakening urban fantasy comedy series is FREE now through September 30, 2021. It’s available on all major retailers (see links below). You can also pick up RUNED on audiobook–only $7.49 US if you add Audible narration to your free download. You don’t want to miss this crazy, funny genderbent comedy about Loki, the Norse god of Mischief. Asgard Awakening is a completed series. Books 1 and 2 are available in audbiobook. Books 3 and 4 are currently in audiobook production and should be out by the end of this year.
Also, if you haven’t read CODA, the sixth and final book in my Hard Rock Harlots erotic comedy series, you can grab it here on Kindle Vella. Kindle Vella is a pay-as-you-go platform for serialized fiction. The first three episodes are FREE. After that you pay for tokens to access episodes. Amazon was giving away 200 free tokens a couple months ago to new Vella readers. You might still be able to get those now. Kindle Vella is only available in the US.
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July 13, 2021
CODA
Amazon just launched a new platform called Kindle Vella for readers who enjoy serials. When I heard the news about it a few months ago, I realized KV would be the perfect medium for the final book in my Hard Rock Harlots series*. I’d been mulling over how to end the series for years, but I could never get the traditional book format to gel right in my head. But a serial with episodes? That totally fit with where I needed to go!
CODA is suitable for anyone who’s interested in a rock star romance with erotic elements (including, but not limited to: extremely graphic sex, filthy language, and over-the-top juvenile humor 
). You don’t have to have read the other books in the series to enjoy CODA. I only ask that you step into it with an open mind. The story is presented in a nontraditional format via blog posts, interviews, phone calls, video transcriptions, fan fiction, and more. It’s funny in places, sad in others, and triumphant in the end. I seriously LOVE this story because in a way, it’s MY story as much as it is Letty Dillinger’s.
Here’s the description:
Much has changed in the eight years since 70s-style rock band Killer Buzz Float broke out of Athens, Georgia. After the band got its first taste of success, everything fell apart. Some of the founding members have moved on to bigger and better things, while others are scraping by. Reunion rumors surface from time to time, but fans say without Killer Buzz Float’s electrifying lead singer, it just wouldn’t be the same.
Letty Dillinger is dead.
Long live Letty Dillinger.
Long live The Rock.
Kindle Vella just went live for US readers. Here’s how it works:
Open the Kindle app on your phone and search for “CODA Kendall Grey.” You should see the cover image above. OR you can hit this link if you’re on your desktop.The first 3 episodes of every Kindle Vella story are FREE.As of this morning, Amazon was also giving away 200 free tokens, which you would normally buy to unlock episodes beyond the first three. That means you can use those freebies to purchase additional episodes on Amazon’s dime. YAY! Once those tokens are gone, you can purchase more.Read the episode and be sure to scroll to the bottom of the page. After the “Note from author” section, you’re given options to “FOLLOW” the series and to give it a thumbs up if you enjoyed it. Please do both! Your likes and follows will help other readers find CODA.Once you’ve purchased a certain amount of tokens (no idea how many), you can also FAVORITE stories. This is a huge deal for authors because it gives us even more visibility than follows and likes. Please do that for the stories you love.There is a space to leave a review at the bottom of the product page. Reviews help readers find awesome books. Please share your honest opinions!That’s all I know right now. Questions about the platform? Leave a comment, and I’ll do my best to answer.
I hope you’ll give CODA a try. The first three episodes are free, so you’re not losing anything except the time it takes to read. I’d love to hear your thoughts about the story. You can comment below or email me at kendall at kendallgrey dot com any time.
Thank you for taking a chance on my work. I hope you love the end of this epoch in rock star romance as much as I do.
#RIPLettyDillinger #LongLiveTheRock
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April 20, 2021
Shepherd
I’m always looking for new ways to discover great books. Sites like Goodreads, BookBub, and BingeBooks are some examples of places where readers can keep track of books they’ve read, post reviews, and find deals from their favorite authors. I was recently invited to join Shepherd, an innovative platform that showcases books related to a particular topic. I thought it was an interesting way for readers to expand their knowledge on subjects of interest.
I was asked to create a recommendation page about Norse mythology and had a blast putting together some of my favorite books on the topic.
Check out Shepherd and let me know what you think!
April 13, 2021
Smut Fever
It’s officially spring in the northern hemisphere, and we all know what that wondrous season brings. HORNINESS!
*Cue fap, fap, faps*
If you haven’t had the … pleasure of Killer Buzz Float’s company, now’s the time to get up in there and let the Queens and Kings of 70s Rock fuck up your shit. What better way to ease some of the strain on your fap finger than with a song? Or a book? Or a discount?
BEATS*, book 2 in the Hard Rock Harlots series, is on sale for only $0.99 now through Saturday, April 17 on all major retailers. Full list of links follows below.
I’m also pleased to announced that NOCTURNES, book 3 in the series, is currently in audiobook production and should be available soon. Narrator Lessa Lamb is back, this time as Eve, and Cal Sanders voices the mercurial Rax Wrathbone. They’re both amazing, and I can’t wait for them to make sexytimes in your ears and leave you gasping. 
If you have yet to experience the juicy wonder that is 
Letty Motherfucking Dillinger and her filthy rock ‘n’ roll bandmates, now’s the perfect time to listen to STRINGS and BEATS, books 1 and 2 in the series. Both are available on Audible and Apple. If you’d like a free download code, visit Audiobooks Unleashed. Supplies are limited.
A word of advice: Read and HEED the warning labels on these books before you pull the trigger. They sound like a joke, but they’re for real. I strongly suggest you download the free samples before buying them. Your eyes, ears, and other body parts may be covered in a sticky film of gooey satisfaction when you finish reading/listening. This is normal, if a little disgusting. Call a doctor if you experience a ladyboner lasting more than 24 hours. Not recommended for those with weak stomachs or listeners who lack a juvenile sense of humor. Keep in mind, a perverted, chronically masturbating thirteen-year-old boy lurking in the body of an “adult” woman with highly questionable morals wrote this smut. Proceed accordingly.
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March 10, 2021
Where to Find My Books
My books are now available for purchase on all major retailers. If you haven’t had a chance to check them out, the handy-dandy chart below lists where you can find all of my ebooks, audiobooks, signed paperbacks, and the independent booksellers who sell them.
* Some links contain affiliate codes. If you make a purchase using these links, I may receive a small commission. Clicking an affiliate link does not affect the price of the book for a consumer in any way.
BookSeriesRetailersRuned
Asgard Awakening #1
[Urban Fantasy Comedy]
Signed PaperbackAmazon US [affiliate link]Amazon UKAmazon CAAmazon AUBarnes & NobleKoboApple Books [affiliate link]Google PlaySmashwordsPayhipBookshop.org [affiliate link]Audible US [affiliate link]Audible UK [affiliate link]Apple Audio Books [affiliate link]Free RUNED Audible code from Audiobooks UnleashedGoodreadsBookBubGilded
Asgard Awakening #2
[Urban Fantasy Comedy]
Signed PaperbackAmazon US [affiliate link]Amazon UKAmazon CAAmazon AUBarnes & NobleKoboApple Books [affiliate link]Google PlaySmashwordsPayhipBookshop.org [affiliate link]Audible US [affiliate link]Audible UK [affiliate link]Apple Audio Books [affiliate link]Free GILDED Audible code from Audiobooks UnleashedGoodreadsBookBubDragged
Asgard Awakening #3
[Urban Fantasy Comedy]
Signed PaperbackAmazon US [affiliate link]Amazon UKAmazon CAAmazon AUBarnes & NobleKoboApple Books [affiliate link]Google PlaySmashwordsPayhipBookshop.org [affiliate link]GoodreadsBookBubFooled
Asgard Awakening #4
[Urban Fantasy Comedy]
Signed PaperbackAmazon US [affiliate link]Amazon UKAmazon CAAmazon AUBarnes & NobleKoboApple Books [affiliate link]Google PlaySmashwordsPayhip<
Bookshop.org [affiliate link]GoodreadsBookBubStrings
Hard Rock Harlots #1
[Erotic Comedy]
Signed PaperbackAmazon US [affiliate link]Amazon UKAmazon CAAmazon AUBarnes & NobleKoboApple Books [affiliate link]Google PlaySmashwordsPayhipBookshop.org [affiliate link]Audible US [affiliate link]Audible UK [affiliate link]Apple Audio Books [affiliate link]Free STRINGS Audible code from Audiobooks UnleashedGoodreadsBookBubBeats
Hard Rock Harlots #2
[Erotic Romance]
Signed PaperbackAmazon US [affiliate link]Amazon UKAmazon CAAmazon AUBarnes & NobleKoboApple Books [affiliate link]Google PlaySmashwordsPayhipBookshop.org [affiliate link]Audible US [affiliate link]Audible UK [affiliate link]Apple Audio Books [affiliate link]Free BEATS Audible code from Audiobooks UnleashedGoodreadsBookBubNocturnes
Hard Rock Harlots #3
[Erotic Romance]
Signed PaperbackAmazon US [affiliate link]Amazon UKAmazon CAAmazon AUBarnes & NobleKoboApple Books [affiliate link]Google PlaySmashwordsPayhipBookshop.org [affiliate link]Coming soon to Audible USComing soon to Audible UKComing soon to Apple AudiobooksGoodreadsBookBubRock
Hard Rock Harlots #4
[Erotic Comedy]
Signed PaperbackAmazon US [affiliate link]Amazon UKAmazon CAAmazon AUBarnes & NobleKoboApple Books [affiliate link]Google PlaySmashwordsPayhipBookshop.org [affiliate link]GoodreadsBookBubBang
Hard Rock Harlots #5
[LGBTQ Erotica]
Signed PaperbackAmazon US [affiliate link]Amazon UKAmazon CAAmazon AUBarnes & NobleKoboApple Books [affiliate link]Google PlaySmashwordsPayhipBookshop.org [affiliate link]GoodreadsBookBubInhale
Just Breathe #1
[Urban Fantasy Romance]
Signed PaperbackAmazon US [affiliate link]Amazon UKAmazon CAAmazon AUBarnes & NobleKoboApple Books [affiliate link]Google PlaySmashwordsPayhipBookshop.org [affiliate link]GoodreadsBookBubExhale
Just Breathe #2
[Urban Fantasy Romance]
Signed PaperbackAmazon US [affiliate link]Amazon UKAmazon CAAmazon AUBarnes & NobleKoboApple Books [affiliate link]Google PlaySmashwordsPayhipBookshop.org [affiliate link]GoodreadsBookBubJust Breathe
Just Breathe #3
[Urban Fantasy Romance]
Signed PaperbackAmazon US [affiliate link]Amazon UKAmazon CAAmazon AUBarnes & NobleKoboApple Books [affiliate link]Google PlaySmashwordsPayhipBookshop.org [affiliate link]GoodreadsBookBubHot-Blooded
‘Ohana #1
[Supernatural Suspense]
Signed PaperbackAmazon US [affiliate link]Amazon UKAmazon CAAmazon AUBarnes & NobleKoboApple Books [affiliate link]Google PlaySmashwordsPayhipBookshop.org [affiliate link]GoodreadsBookBubCold-Blooded
‘Ohana #2
[Supernatural Suspense]
Signed PaperbackAmazon US [affiliate link]Amazon UKAmazon CAAmazon AUBarnes & NobleKoboApple Books [affiliate link]Google PlaySmashwordsPayhipBookshop.org [affiliate link]GoodreadsBookBubGhosts
Standalone
[Science Fiction]
Signed PaperbackBarnes & NobleKoboApple Books [affiliate link]Google PlaySmashwordsPayhipBookshop.org [affiliate link]GoodreadsBookBubAlpha Prez and the First Lady’s Secret Weapon
Standalone
[Romantic Action/Adventure]
Signed PaperbackBarnes & NobleKoboApple Books [affiliate link]Google PlaySmashwordsPayhipBookshop.org [affiliate link]GoodreadsBookBubFalling for Mr. Slater
Standalone, writing as Kendall Day
[Romantic Comedy]
Signed PaperbackAmazon US [affiliate link]Amazon UKAmazon CAAmazon AUBarnes & NobleKoboApple Books [affiliate link]Google PlaySmashwordsPayhipBookshop.org [affiliate link]GoodreadsBookBubComing Out
Standalone, writing as Seven Slade
[Romantic Comedy]
Signed PaperbackAmazon US [affiliate link]Amazon UKAmazon CAAmazon AUBarnes & NobleKoboApple Books [affiliate link]Google PlaySmashwordsPayhipBookshop.org [affiliate link]GoodreadsBookBubLinks and MiscellanySign up for my erotica newsletter and receive a free short story as a welcome gift
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November 30, 2020
Holiday Gifts from Me to You
It’s alive! FOOLED, the fourth and final book in the Asgard Awakening urban fantasy comedy series, is now available on Amazon. If you’re a Kindle Unlimited subscriber, you can read it for free. All others can pick up FOOLED at a discounted price now through December 3.
If you haven’t yet had a chance to try the Asgard Awakening series, you’re in luck. Check this out:
DRAGGED (book 3) is only $1.99
That’s just $5.97 US for four full-length kickass books–65% off the regular retail price for the series! These discounts are valid at Amazon.com now through December 3, 2020. International readers can get all four books at a significant discount, but be aware that Amazon didn’t make RUNED free outside of the US.
In addition to these awesome sales, I’m offering the last of my free RUNED, GILDED, STRINGS, and BEATS Audible download codes at Audiobooks Unleashed. You have to set up an account there, but it’s super easy to download, and it’s completely FREE with no strings attached (or reviews required, though they are appreciated if you feel like posting one).
Finally, the Howling Mad Press paperback store is ready to serve your holiday needs. Have a friend who loves smut? Check out the Hard Rock Harlots series. Know someone who would enjoy an urban fantasy book as a holiday present? Try the Asgard Awakening or Just Breathe series. Romcom, anyone? Give the gift of FALLING FOR MR. SLATER or COMING OUT to that special someone. All signed paperbacks are 20% off if you use code BYE2020 (because 2020 sucks and it needs to be gone
