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January 30, 2026

Buzz

Two sleepy kidney beans are awoken at 5:31 in the morning. Banging a pan with a spoon and jumping on the bed is their child, a coffee bean.

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Published on January 30, 2026 09:15

January 21, 2026

Artist

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Published on January 21, 2026 11:15

December 10, 2025

Hand and Hand

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Published on December 10, 2025 19:31

November 21, 2025

Another Message

A bloody melee with merciless stabbing, impalements, and eye-gouging. Flashback to “Earlier:” A king announces that his soldiers are to withdraw, for he has received a written apology from the enemy via messenger bird. Disappointment ensues, however. What appeared to read “I’m sorry” on a partially-unfurled parchment is revealed to read: “I’m sorry you feel that way”.

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Published on November 21, 2025 10:38

November 3, 2025

The Message

An urgent message is sent by delivery raven (a la Game of Thrones). The royal recipient is concerned. Below cursive script, crude bird scrawl has been added to the scroll: "feed food gud raven"

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Published on November 03, 2025 08:54

October 6, 2025

The Craving

All in the style of a pulpy 60

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Published on October 06, 2025 11:24

September 10, 2025

Getting Things Done

A notepad and an Etch-a-sketch, each featuring a To-Do List, work out at the gym. Afterwards, the notepad has checked off the first thing on its To-Do List (gym). The Etch-A-Sketch however, has an empty screen. She proposes brunch.

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Published on September 10, 2025 18:23

July 8, 2025

Anniversary Trip

A toad is approached by another toad with flowers, a box of bugs, and a couples massage coupon. Eventually, we see them getting their backs massaged by the tongues of two cowboys hoping to get high.

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Published on July 08, 2025 11:43

May 15, 2025

Bright

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Published on May 15, 2025 09:04

April 2, 2025

Blocked

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Published on April 02, 2025 07:55

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