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Matthew David Brozik

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Born

in Brooklyn, NY, The United States

Website

http://imdb.name

Genre

Humor, Suspense, Mystery & Thrillers

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July 2012

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Matthew David Brozik is a lawyer-turned-copywriter and the author of several quirky, humorous books, including:

• THREEINCARNATED

• TWIN FREAKS

• THE VOWELS OF THE EARTH

• ODDER SPACE

• SPELLED WRONG

• CHAMPION AT THE BIT

• DANGER ...WITH A HARD G (named one of the Best Comedy Books of 2017 by SPLITSIDER)

• WHIMSY & SODA

• TAKING IVY SERIOUSLY

He's also co-author (with Jacob Sager Weinstein) of THE GOVERNMENT MANUAL FOR NEW SUPERHEROES, THE GOVERNMENT MANUAL FOR NEW WIZARDS, and THE GOVERNMENT MANUAL FOR NEW PIRATES (Andrews McMeel) and (with Lauren Krueger) of GOOROO'S *PRO*-MAGNON KITCHEN.

He earned a Pushcart Prize nomination for short humor. His pieces have been featured by The New Yorker, McSweeney's Internet Tendency, Grin & Tonic (Barnes & N ...more

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Average rating: 3.62 · 620 ratings · 103 reviews · 21 distinct works

	The Government Manual for New Superheroes 3.54 avg rating — 125 ratings — published 2005 — 3 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Whimsy & Soda 3.51 avg rating — 90 ratings — published 2012 — 4 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	The Government Manual for New Wizards by Matthew David Brozik (Goodreads Author), Jacob Sager Weinstein (Goodreads Author) 3.47 avg rating — 85 ratings — published 2006 — 5 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	The Government Manual for New Pirates by Matthew David Brozik (Goodreads Author), Jacob Sager Weinstein (Goodreads Author) 3.68 avg rating — 68 ratings — published 2007 — 3 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Taking Ivy Seriously 3.71 avg rating — 41 ratings — published 2013 — 2 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Danger ...With a Hard G 4.13 avg rating — 31 ratings — 2 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	The Vowels of the Earth 4.29 avg rating — 7 ratings — 3 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Farewell, My Babboo 3.38 avg rating — 8 ratings — published 2011	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Gooroo's Pro-Magnon Kitchen by Matthew David Brozik (Goodreads Author), Lauren Krueger (Goodreads Author), Annie Zimanski (Illustrator) 3.83 avg rating — 6 ratings — published 2013	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Spelled Wrong liked it 3.00 avg rating — 4 ratings — 3 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars

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“I was taught to say nothing about another person’s appearance if I can’t find a way to say something nice, so I’ll say that of all the other persons I’ve encountered in my years, Peg McMoughin was one of them. She had the usual number of arms, legs, and head, none of which warrant further comment. She wore clothes.”
― Matthew David Brozik, Danger ...With a Hard G

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