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Johnny B. Truant

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Born

in The United States

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Genre

Humor, Science, Philosophy

Influences

Stephen King, Chuck Palahniuk, Joseph Heller ...more

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July 2012

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Johnny B. Truant is an author, blogger, and podcaster who, like the Ramones, was long denied induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame despite having a large cult following. He makes his online home at JohnnyBTruant.com and is the author of the Unicorn Western series, the Fat Vampire series, The Bialy Pimps, and a handful of other properties and growing every week.

You can connect with Johnny on Twitter at @JohnnyBTruant, and you should totally send him an email from JohnnyBTruant.com if the mood strikes you.

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Average rating: 3.88 · 41,193 ratings · 4,501 reviews · 194 distinct works • Similar authors

	The Universe Doesn't Give a Flying Fuck About You 3.77 avg rating — 8,012 ratings — published 2012 — 3 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Fat Vampire (Fat Vampire, #1) 3.75 avg rating — 3,979 ratings — published 2012 — 14 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	You Are Dying, and Your World Is a Lie 3.87 avg rating — 1,717 ratings — published 2012 — 2 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Disobey 3.98 avg rating — 1,165 ratings — published 2011 — 2 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Pretty Killer by Johnny B. Truant (Goodreads Author), Nolon King 3.76 avg rating — 1,206 ratings — published 2019 — 4 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Tastes Like Chicken (Fat Vampire, #2) 3.87 avg rating — 1,134 ratings — published 2012 — 11 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	How to Live Forever really liked it 4.00 avg rating — 802 ratings — published 2012 — 3 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	All You Can Eat (Fat Vampire, #3) 3.92 avg rating — 800 ratings — published 2012 — 9 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Fatpocalypse (Fat Vampire, #5) 4.08 avg rating — 646 ratings — published 2013 — 7 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Survival of the Fattest (Fat Vampire, #6) 4.11 avg rating — 623 ratings — published 2013 — 7 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars

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Swan Song

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This Book Is Full of Spiders (John Dies at the End, #2)

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“Stop being a pussy and go do something amazing.”
― Johnny B. Truant, The Universe Doesn't Give a Flying Fuck About You

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“Realize that time will never stop. NEVER. You will never be younger again. It's like being on a train with no stops that's always leading you father and farther from home... or closer to home, depending on how you look at it. You can never get off the train. You can never board a train going the opposite direction. If you missed a stop, tough shit. If there was this great thing even just two miles back that you decided not to do, you can't change your mind and go do it. That place is gone forever.”
― Johnny B. Truant, The Universe Doesn't Give a Flying Fuck About You

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“There's a drinking game in Heaven, where angels do a shot every time humans invest 'for the long term.”
― Johnny B. Truant, The Universe Doesn't Give a Flying Fuck About You

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