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October 16, 2025
Truly Wordless Comic Panels

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Bill Wright!
October 14, 2025
A garland of quotations CXLII
I’ve been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I’m no dummy.
•Savage Steve Holland, Better Off Dead (1985).
I realize now that…education does not eradicate prejudice, but intensifies it.
•Albion W. Tourgée, letter to Teddy Roosevelt (1901).
The school has been converted into the most dehumanizing institution that I have ever laid eyes upon, each child being treated as if he possessed a memory and the faculty of speech, no individuality, no sensibility, and no s...
October 9, 2025
Truly Wordless Comic Panels

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John Severin!
October 8, 2025
What's up with Piers Anthony?
(Upcoming appearances: October 24, 7–9, All-Hallows Emo Night, Badsons Beer Co., 251 Roosevelt Dr., Derby CT (tickets here) | November 15, 11–2, Hagemann Memorial Author Showcase, East Haven Senior Center, 91 Taylor Avenue, East Haven, CT)

I also wrote a book for perverts
Back in the ’80s, Piers Anthony was a juggernaut of the SF section. His impressive back catalog and daunting new-release schedule guaranteed him a full shelf or two at your local B. Dalton. A coupl...
October 7, 2025
A garland of quotations CXLI
(Upcoming appearances: October 24, 7–9, All-Hallows Emo Night, Badsons Beer Co., 251 Roosevelt Dr., Derby CT (tickets here) | November 15, 11–2, Hagemann Memorial Author Showcase, East Haven Senior Center, 91 Taylor Avenue, East Haven, CT)
I reason, that in Heaven—
Somehow it will be even—
Some new Equation given—
But, what of that?
•Emily Dickinson, #301 (c.1862).
God has a special math that doesn’t have anything to do with the mathematical system of the world.
•Jim Bakker,...
October 2, 2025
Truly Wordless Comic Panels
(Upcoming appearances: October 24, 7–9, All-Hallows Emo Night, Badsons Beer Co., 251 Roosevelt Dr., Derby CT (tickets here) | November 15, 11–2, Hagemann Memorial Author Showcase, East Haven Senior Center, 91 Taylor Avenue, East Haven, CT)

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George Tuska!
September 30, 2025
A garland of quotations CXL
(Upcoming appearances: October 24, 7–9, All-Hallows Emo Night, Badsons Beer Co., 251 Roosevelt Dr., Derby CT (tickets here) | November 15, 11–2, Hagemann Memorial Author Showcase, East Haven Senior Center, 91 Taylor Avenue, East Haven, CT)
The longest snake on earth breaks off after several meters.
Likewise, though at greater length, do fabled snakes.
The series comprising π
doesn’t stop at the edge of the sheet,
it can stretch across the table, through the air,
through the wall...
September 28, 2025
The Ten Best Movies of 2004
(Upcoming appearances: October 24, 7–9, All-Hallows Emo Night, Badsons Beer Co., 251 Roosevelt Dr., Derby CT (tickets here) | November 15, 11–2, Hagemann Memorial Author Showcase, East Haven Senior Center, 91 Taylor Avenue, East Haven, CT)
I know I have a reputation as a grump, but I do think that 2004 was a good year for movies. Just think of some of the titles that did not make it on this top ten list—I won’t tire you with a string of honorable mentions, but man, there ar...
September 25, 2025
Truly Wordless Comic Panels
(TOMORROW! Noon–5, Creepy Pop-Up Market, The Conti Building, 415 Howe Ave., Shelton, CT! This is a righteous event, and I will be there and will you??!one!?)

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Wendy Pini!

September 23, 2025
A garland of quotations CXXXIX
(Upcoming appearances: September 27, 12–5, Creepy Pop-Up Market, The Conti Building, 415 Howe Ave., Shelton, CT | October 16, 4–5, Mid-Hudson Reading Council, an undisclosed location in Poughkeepsie, NY | October 24, 7–9, All-Hallows Emo Night, Badsons Beer Co., 251 Roosevelt Dr., Derby CT (tickets here) | November 15, 11–2, Hagemann Memorial Author Showcase, East Haven Senior Center, 91 Taylor Avenue, East Haven, CT)
Read these books before The Unraveling*
Yeh, yeh—If I did no...