Eddie Whitlock's Blog: Reader and Writer - Posts Tagged "dwarves"

Here's the deal: I have some really odd dreams. Not every night, but fairly often. And some of those dreams are weird enough that they make me think.

Or.

They make me laugh.

Last night, I dreamed that this fellow had a robot woman to - Uh.

Well. She was there to provide him with pleasure. I will (thankfully, perhaps) leave it at that. Almost.

She was a sex robot. There. I will leave it at that.

I don't honestly remember what she looked like. Anyhow. The guy was a jerk and I took the sex robot away from him.

What did I do with the sex robot? I gave it to seven dwarves.

I know, that sounds silly.

If it makes it any less silly, they weren't dwarves exactly. They were more like gnomes. Specifically, those lawn gnomes you see in yards.

There weren't seven of them. I only saw four or five. So.

I guess the title of the dream would be "Sex Robot and the Four or Five Gnomes."

I woke up from this ridiculous dream feeling amused. Sometimes I think my brain takes these bizarre strolls just for that purpose.