Brian Beam's Blog
February 28, 2015
Jonas Reviews Skylanders(Part 2)
Check out all the new additions to Jonas's increasingly massive Skylanders collection!
http://youtu.be/hayaiay2Ioo
-Brian
http://youtu.be/hayaiay2Ioo
-Brian
Published on February 28, 2015 08:00
February 27, 2015
Friday Review - Revisit Review 1: Mistborn
I've decided to spend some time this year reading back through some of my favorite fantasy books, mostly Brandon Sanderson's(yeah, I'm a Sanderson fanboy), and post brief "revisit reviews" of them. I'm starting with the Mistborn Trilogy, so this first review is of my favorite fantasy book of all time, Mistborn: The Final Empire.
Revisit Review 1
Mistborn: The Final Empire
by Brandon Sanderson
Though I refer to Mistborn as my favorite fantasy novel(well, favorite novel), I've only read through it once before now. It just had that much of an impact on me. While Sanderson has often spoke of how the idea for this first entry in the trilogy stemmed from his love of caper films such as Ocean's Eleven, Mistborn goes far beyond the simple caper concept of its back-cover blurb.
Really, everything about this book defies convention. The Final Empire is a land which was once threatened by a great evil called the Deepness. A hero was prophesized to arise and defeat the evil, and thereby save the world. The problem was, he failed. Now the Final Empire is ruled by the Lord Ruler, a ruthless and immortal god-like man, and those outside the nobility(the skaa) are persecuted, used as little more than slaves. Both the skaa and the nobility are under constant watch of the Lord Ruler's obligators, and even worse, his inquisitors, seemingly immortal men characterized by giant metal spikes driven through their eye sockets. The sun burns read. The nights are shrouded in mysterious and dangerous mists. The skies rain ash. Plants are brown. Much of the world suffers under the persecution of the Lord Ruler.
Mistborn introduces the concept of allomancy, a form of magic implemented through ingested metals. Yes, it sounds weird, and I was a little put off by the concept until I experienced the first major scene in which it is explicitly being used. Overall, allomancy is as interesting and exciting as it is complex, and allows for incredible action scenes that never fail to amaze. By ingesting and then "burning" certain metals, an allomancer may enhance their senses, push or pull on metals(which can involve simple attacks with metal projectiles, or even flying through the air), grow stronger, among many other abilities. Most allomancers are restricted to the ability to burn only one type of metal. Certain allomancers, however, can burn all the metals, and are known as mistborn.
Sanderson is well known for his magic systems, and Mistborn is a prime example of how creative he can be with these. Many scenes involving allomancy in this book will have you wanting to see it put to the screen, whether in movie, television, or video game format(at least two of these have been optioned - we'll see if anything ever comes of it).
This first book introduces us to a man named Kelsier, and chronicles his quest to incite a skaa rebellion, and take down the Lord Ruler in the process. Kelsier is a mistborn, known as the "Survivor" after escaping from the a slavish life in the Lord Ruler's mines. Kelsier aims to carry out his plan with a specialized team of allomancers, hence the whole caper concept. In the beginning of the story, he locates a young female thief, a mistborn unaware of her powers,named Vin. Raised in skaa slums, Vin has no friends or family, and joins Kelsier's crew readily for the promise of knowledge about her newfound powers. However, she soon finds friendship she never knew existed among her new comrades, and learns of the value of sacrificing for the sake of love. Vin is essentially the primary protagonist of this trilogy, and watching her grow throughout this book is a sheer pleasure.
There are many other major characters throughout the book, each with a distinct and believable personality, both lovable and detestable at times. You know, like real people. From Ham, a warrior-type who loves to talk philosophy, to Breeze, the self-important smart-ass who never hesitates to set his ego aside for his friends, each character avoids falling into your typical fantasy tropes.
Honestly, I have no problems with this book. Seriously. None.
I don't want to go too deep into the plot; to do so would take away from the joy of experiencing the amazing story, numerous plot twists, and incredible world building contained within this volume. I would recommend this book to anyone who likes fantasy, even if only a passing interest in the genre.
-Brian
Revisit Review 1

Mistborn: The Final Empire
by Brandon Sanderson
Though I refer to Mistborn as my favorite fantasy novel(well, favorite novel), I've only read through it once before now. It just had that much of an impact on me. While Sanderson has often spoke of how the idea for this first entry in the trilogy stemmed from his love of caper films such as Ocean's Eleven, Mistborn goes far beyond the simple caper concept of its back-cover blurb.
Really, everything about this book defies convention. The Final Empire is a land which was once threatened by a great evil called the Deepness. A hero was prophesized to arise and defeat the evil, and thereby save the world. The problem was, he failed. Now the Final Empire is ruled by the Lord Ruler, a ruthless and immortal god-like man, and those outside the nobility(the skaa) are persecuted, used as little more than slaves. Both the skaa and the nobility are under constant watch of the Lord Ruler's obligators, and even worse, his inquisitors, seemingly immortal men characterized by giant metal spikes driven through their eye sockets. The sun burns read. The nights are shrouded in mysterious and dangerous mists. The skies rain ash. Plants are brown. Much of the world suffers under the persecution of the Lord Ruler.
Mistborn introduces the concept of allomancy, a form of magic implemented through ingested metals. Yes, it sounds weird, and I was a little put off by the concept until I experienced the first major scene in which it is explicitly being used. Overall, allomancy is as interesting and exciting as it is complex, and allows for incredible action scenes that never fail to amaze. By ingesting and then "burning" certain metals, an allomancer may enhance their senses, push or pull on metals(which can involve simple attacks with metal projectiles, or even flying through the air), grow stronger, among many other abilities. Most allomancers are restricted to the ability to burn only one type of metal. Certain allomancers, however, can burn all the metals, and are known as mistborn.
Sanderson is well known for his magic systems, and Mistborn is a prime example of how creative he can be with these. Many scenes involving allomancy in this book will have you wanting to see it put to the screen, whether in movie, television, or video game format(at least two of these have been optioned - we'll see if anything ever comes of it).
This first book introduces us to a man named Kelsier, and chronicles his quest to incite a skaa rebellion, and take down the Lord Ruler in the process. Kelsier is a mistborn, known as the "Survivor" after escaping from the a slavish life in the Lord Ruler's mines. Kelsier aims to carry out his plan with a specialized team of allomancers, hence the whole caper concept. In the beginning of the story, he locates a young female thief, a mistborn unaware of her powers,named Vin. Raised in skaa slums, Vin has no friends or family, and joins Kelsier's crew readily for the promise of knowledge about her newfound powers. However, she soon finds friendship she never knew existed among her new comrades, and learns of the value of sacrificing for the sake of love. Vin is essentially the primary protagonist of this trilogy, and watching her grow throughout this book is a sheer pleasure.
There are many other major characters throughout the book, each with a distinct and believable personality, both lovable and detestable at times. You know, like real people. From Ham, a warrior-type who loves to talk philosophy, to Breeze, the self-important smart-ass who never hesitates to set his ego aside for his friends, each character avoids falling into your typical fantasy tropes.
Honestly, I have no problems with this book. Seriously. None.
I don't want to go too deep into the plot; to do so would take away from the joy of experiencing the amazing story, numerous plot twists, and incredible world building contained within this volume. I would recommend this book to anyone who likes fantasy, even if only a passing interest in the genre.
-Brian
Published on February 27, 2015 15:00
February 26, 2015
Throwback Thursday - Spiky Hair Edition
Published on February 26, 2015 11:49
February 14, 2015
Notes From a Crappy Musician Vol. 9
In celebration of Valentine's Day, I'm posting 5 songs written for my awesomely incredible over the years from 2006-2012. Yep, they're sappy. And, as this blog post's title suggests, they're also crappy. But the sentiment is there :) Happy Valentine's, everyone!
-Brian
https://soundcloud.com/bbeams32/valentines-2009
https://soundcloud.com/bbeams32/dissolve
https://soundcloud.com/bbeams32/only-one
https://soundcloud.com/bbeams32/with-you
https://soundcloud.com/bbeams32/april-2006
-Brian
https://soundcloud.com/bbeams32/valentines-2009
https://soundcloud.com/bbeams32/dissolve
https://soundcloud.com/bbeams32/only-one
https://soundcloud.com/bbeams32/with-you
https://soundcloud.com/bbeams32/april-2006
Published on February 14, 2015 06:44
January 23, 2015
Friday Review: Prison Planet of the Mah Lahkt
Friday Review:Forging of a KnightPrison Planet of the Mah Lahkt
Hugo Negron has treated us with an exhilarating end to a major story arc in this third volume of Forging of a Knight. In this epic volume, Qualton, the titular knight of the series, and a band of the world's greatest heroes(well, one world at least . . .), set out to prevent Shaz of Those That Stand in Shadow from obtaining the power of a greater evil after a warning from an unlikely ally(ish). The mission takes them to an entirely different world, and pits them against the greatest trials and tribulations they have ever faced.
Negron continues to write some of the most exciting fantasy action scenes I've seen from any author, brilliantly composed with the tendency to suck you into the action like a triple A blockbuster movie. The returning characters(Qualton, Jesepha, Cassandra, Aurelus, and a couple others) are well written and for the most part gain even more depth in this volume. These are definitely the characters we've grown to know over the previous books, showing no hints of becoming watered down or reduced to nothing more than simple plot devices as some authors allow their characters to do over the course of epic series.
The general story lacks the depth of the preceding volume(Rise of the Slavekeepers), but I think the reason is simply because this is what the previous two books was building towards. There's a couple surprises thrown in here and there, but for the most part the book is straight forward, at times reading like an epic fantasy road movie(hmm . . . that makes two movie comparisons now).
The world is, as always, brilliantly detailed and developed, the strange, wondrous, and ofttimes dangerous prison planet of the Mah Lahkt vivid and breathtaking. I'm fairly certain Hugo Negron's imagination has no boundaries, the lands and the creatures who inhabit them endlessly creative.
Although this book easily deserves the five stars I've rated it, I do have a few small quibbles. Looking at the primary hero, Qualton, and the primary villain, Shaz, I feel that the story presents as an almost too perfect display of good versus evil. Shaz has absolutely no redeeming qualities. Yes, he's evil. Yes, he's kind of insane. But it would be nice if he had a little more depth . . . a gray area, if you will. The same goes with Qualton being a little too good. I in no way feel that he should be written as an antihero(as seems to be the current trend with fantasy protagonists), but it would be nice to see him swayed towards the darker side a little more, to see his values and honor truly put to the test. I'd love to read a scene and be surprised by what actions he takes to reach an end.
Other than that, I was slightly disappointed that Glaive was relegated to a single scene early on in the story. To the best of my understanding, the next book will bring him back to the forefront, his tiny part in this book serving to set up his story in it, but he's such a great character that I sorely missed him in this adventure. Oh, well, new characters Tarkanus and Finbar offer plenty of comic relief!
Overall, this is a more-than-worthy end to a major story arc, and it leaves several interesting threads that I am eager to follow into future volumes. If you haven't read any of the books in this series, you need to start from book 1, and I urge any fans of swords and sorcery fantasy to do just that. For those following this series, you don't want to miss out on this action-packed adventure.
5/5
Be sure to check out Hugo V. Negron at:AmazonFacebookGoodreads
-Brian

Hugo Negron has treated us with an exhilarating end to a major story arc in this third volume of Forging of a Knight. In this epic volume, Qualton, the titular knight of the series, and a band of the world's greatest heroes(well, one world at least . . .), set out to prevent Shaz of Those That Stand in Shadow from obtaining the power of a greater evil after a warning from an unlikely ally(ish). The mission takes them to an entirely different world, and pits them against the greatest trials and tribulations they have ever faced.
Negron continues to write some of the most exciting fantasy action scenes I've seen from any author, brilliantly composed with the tendency to suck you into the action like a triple A blockbuster movie. The returning characters(Qualton, Jesepha, Cassandra, Aurelus, and a couple others) are well written and for the most part gain even more depth in this volume. These are definitely the characters we've grown to know over the previous books, showing no hints of becoming watered down or reduced to nothing more than simple plot devices as some authors allow their characters to do over the course of epic series.
The general story lacks the depth of the preceding volume(Rise of the Slavekeepers), but I think the reason is simply because this is what the previous two books was building towards. There's a couple surprises thrown in here and there, but for the most part the book is straight forward, at times reading like an epic fantasy road movie(hmm . . . that makes two movie comparisons now).
The world is, as always, brilliantly detailed and developed, the strange, wondrous, and ofttimes dangerous prison planet of the Mah Lahkt vivid and breathtaking. I'm fairly certain Hugo Negron's imagination has no boundaries, the lands and the creatures who inhabit them endlessly creative.
Although this book easily deserves the five stars I've rated it, I do have a few small quibbles. Looking at the primary hero, Qualton, and the primary villain, Shaz, I feel that the story presents as an almost too perfect display of good versus evil. Shaz has absolutely no redeeming qualities. Yes, he's evil. Yes, he's kind of insane. But it would be nice if he had a little more depth . . . a gray area, if you will. The same goes with Qualton being a little too good. I in no way feel that he should be written as an antihero(as seems to be the current trend with fantasy protagonists), but it would be nice to see him swayed towards the darker side a little more, to see his values and honor truly put to the test. I'd love to read a scene and be surprised by what actions he takes to reach an end.
Other than that, I was slightly disappointed that Glaive was relegated to a single scene early on in the story. To the best of my understanding, the next book will bring him back to the forefront, his tiny part in this book serving to set up his story in it, but he's such a great character that I sorely missed him in this adventure. Oh, well, new characters Tarkanus and Finbar offer plenty of comic relief!
Overall, this is a more-than-worthy end to a major story arc, and it leaves several interesting threads that I am eager to follow into future volumes. If you haven't read any of the books in this series, you need to start from book 1, and I urge any fans of swords and sorcery fantasy to do just that. For those following this series, you don't want to miss out on this action-packed adventure.





Be sure to check out Hugo V. Negron at:AmazonFacebookGoodreads
-Brian
Published on January 23, 2015 11:15
January 22, 2015
Jonas Reviews - The Book With No Pictures
First of all, if you have a small child or grandchild, you should buy them B.J. Novak's The Book With No Pictures. Second, if you need an actual reason, Jonas's "review" will give you a hilarious two-ish minute long one.
Disclaimer:
- If there is nothing more magical than a child's laughter, then watching this video is like following a white rabbit through a wardrobe to take classes at Hogwarts in Middle Earth.
- If there is nothing sweeter than a child's laughter, this video may give you diabetes.
- If there is nothing more contagious than a child's laughter, then prepare to be infected.
- And, if laughter is the best medicine, then I'm pretty sure that reading The Book With No Pictures may have given Jonas superpowers. I'll keep you updated.
http://youtu.be/de-s5cYpB-w
-Brian
Disclaimer:
- If there is nothing more magical than a child's laughter, then watching this video is like following a white rabbit through a wardrobe to take classes at Hogwarts in Middle Earth.
- If there is nothing sweeter than a child's laughter, this video may give you diabetes.
- If there is nothing more contagious than a child's laughter, then prepare to be infected.
- And, if laughter is the best medicine, then I'm pretty sure that reading The Book With No Pictures may have given Jonas superpowers. I'll keep you updated.
http://youtu.be/de-s5cYpB-w
-Brian
Published on January 22, 2015 16:47
December 19, 2014
Notes From a Crappy Musician Vol. 8
A lil' rock song about how we all tend to just ignore the world around ourselves. This song(as well as a couple other previously posted songs) was from an album's worth of songs I recorded with an acoustic guitar after getting tired of not being able to make my distorted electric sound decent with the basic music recording program and equipment I had available.
https://soundcloud.com/bbeams32/ignor...
-Brian
https://soundcloud.com/bbeams32/ignor...
-Brian
Published on December 19, 2014 21:00
December 18, 2014
Friday Review: Keepers of the Dawn
Friday Review
Keepers of the Dawn
Herb J Smith’s debut science fantasy novel, Keepers of the Dawn, is an exciting and unique adventure that I’d recommend to any fan of epic fantasy. This is one that will leave you thinking for days after the last page is turned.
Smith introduces us to a world enclosed by the Teeth, barriers said to have been erected by an ancient deity to cut the world off from Paradise for its sins, filled with a population whose thoughts can be transmitted and read telepathically through the “ether.” I absolutely loved this mindspeak concept, in that it opens up so many unique storytelling/plot possibilities, and Smith takes full advantage of employing those possibilities, showing how such can be used for good, bad, or plain deception. Bartu, the unlikely protagonist, is a mental deaf-mute, unable to gain access to the ether. Plagued by this seeming handicap, he comes to discover that his condition, as well as the ancient relic passed down for generations in his family, may be the key to bringing down the Teeth and defeating Rue-A-Kai, and ancient evil regarded as the Destroyer.
There’s a lot to enjoy in this first volume of the series: action, intrigue, betrayal, and adventure, to say the least. Also, with the concept of mishappens(a portion of the population with physical anomalies), Smith delves into topics of prejudice and persecution.
I did feel there were some pacing issues about three-quarters through the story. Things come to something of a halt, and there are a series of conversations essentially recapping the major events in the book up to that point. Granted, some new information is revealed, but the reader is still presented with a fairly lengthy recap that could probably have been whittled down or presented with a smoother flow.
This one criticism is basically moot, however, considering all the amazing aspects of this book. The twist ending is unexpected, original, and hints at endless possibilities for future volumes. And, given this amazing first entry, I can’t wait to see what Smith does with them.
5/5
To learn more about Keepers of the Dawn and Herb J, Smith II,check out:
Author WebsiteFacebookTwitterAmazonGoodreadsSmashwords
-Brian
Keepers of the Dawn

Herb J Smith’s debut science fantasy novel, Keepers of the Dawn, is an exciting and unique adventure that I’d recommend to any fan of epic fantasy. This is one that will leave you thinking for days after the last page is turned.
Smith introduces us to a world enclosed by the Teeth, barriers said to have been erected by an ancient deity to cut the world off from Paradise for its sins, filled with a population whose thoughts can be transmitted and read telepathically through the “ether.” I absolutely loved this mindspeak concept, in that it opens up so many unique storytelling/plot possibilities, and Smith takes full advantage of employing those possibilities, showing how such can be used for good, bad, or plain deception. Bartu, the unlikely protagonist, is a mental deaf-mute, unable to gain access to the ether. Plagued by this seeming handicap, he comes to discover that his condition, as well as the ancient relic passed down for generations in his family, may be the key to bringing down the Teeth and defeating Rue-A-Kai, and ancient evil regarded as the Destroyer.
There’s a lot to enjoy in this first volume of the series: action, intrigue, betrayal, and adventure, to say the least. Also, with the concept of mishappens(a portion of the population with physical anomalies), Smith delves into topics of prejudice and persecution.
I did feel there were some pacing issues about three-quarters through the story. Things come to something of a halt, and there are a series of conversations essentially recapping the major events in the book up to that point. Granted, some new information is revealed, but the reader is still presented with a fairly lengthy recap that could probably have been whittled down or presented with a smoother flow.
This one criticism is basically moot, however, considering all the amazing aspects of this book. The twist ending is unexpected, original, and hints at endless possibilities for future volumes. And, given this amazing first entry, I can’t wait to see what Smith does with them.





5/5
To learn more about Keepers of the Dawn and Herb J, Smith II,check out:
Author WebsiteFacebookTwitterAmazonGoodreadsSmashwords
-Brian
Published on December 18, 2014 21:00
December 15, 2014
Jonas Reviews - Skylanders
Jonas introduces us to some of his favorite Skylanders characters. Happy Monday, everyone!
http://youtu.be/8YodpNB8vdw
-Brian
http://youtu.be/8YodpNB8vdw
-Brian
Published on December 15, 2014 16:55
December 1, 2014
Jonas Reviews - PEZ Dispensers
Published on December 01, 2014 16:19