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Scott Andrews

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Born

Harlow, The United Kingdom

Website

http://www.scottandrews.co.uk

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Genre

Literature & Fiction, Short Stories

Influences

Victor Pelevin,Jose Saramago,Terry Pratchett

Member Since

December 2011

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Scott Andrews has written two novels, a number of short stories, an absurd number of songs, one screenplay and a few articles. He is a member of the international Spandau Synthpop sensation, Yu.

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Average rating: 4.31 · 61 ratings · 32 reviews · 33 distinct works

	Existence Is Futile 4.12 avg rating — 25 ratings — published 2012 — 3 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	The Story of Albert Ross 4.42 avg rating — 12 ratings — published 2012 — 2 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	All Hallows' Eve 4.22 avg rating — 9 ratings — published 2013 — 2 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Mourning Morning 4.50 avg rating — 4 ratings — published 2015 — 2 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Mia really liked it 4.00 avg rating — 3 ratings — published 2014	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	These Three Things: Featuring Benny The Bear it was amazing 5.00 avg rating — 1 rating	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
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Two Front Pages and a Hate Crime: Joining the NewsBiscuit Ranks

It’s been a strange, high-velocity week.

After 22 years of navigating the worlds of novels, short stories, songs, and podcasts, I decided to try my hand at a different kind of discipline: the short, sharp, and often surreal world of satire at NewsBiscuit.

NewsBiscuit has been a staple of the British satirical landscape since 2006. Founded by John O’Farrell with the goal of “bringing the news to a wo

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The Next Girl (Detective Gina Harte, #1)

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Birdsong

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“If you are against abortions, don't have one.”
― Scott Andrews, PiSlamistan

tags: abortion, humor, pro-choice, satire

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“In such societies it is common for ordinary people to seek out celibate spiritual leaders for marriage, love and sometimes sexual guidance. This strikes me as a particularly stupid kind of folly. Nobody ever asks a vegetarian for a recommendation for a steak house”
― Scott Andrews, PiSlamistan

tags: abortion, humor, religion, satire

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“Every single day an estimated eighteen million men gratuitously waste the future of our country, by needlessly ejaculating one hundred million citizens of our country, which had they been born, would have made us the strongest country on the planet.”
― Scott Andrews, PiSlamistan

tags: abortion, human-rights, pislamistan, satire, women-s-rights

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“If you obey all of the rules, you miss all of the fun.”
― Katharine Hepburn

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“And this I believe: that the free, exploring mind of the individual human is the most valuable thing in the world. And this I would fight for: the freedom of the mind to take any direction it wishes, undirected. And this I must fight against: any idea, religion, or government which limits or destroys the individual. This is what I am and what I am about.”
― John Steinbeck, East of Eden

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“The tragedy of life is not death but what we let die inside of us while we live.”
― Norman Cousins

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“If you are against abortions, don't have one.”
― Scott Andrews, PiSlamistan

tags: abortion, humor, pro-choice, satire

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