Ais's Blog - Posts Tagged "we-are-ridiculous"

We have really stupid conversations while writing chapters. I figured I may as well share some excerpts.

BELOW THERE ARE SPOILERS FOR FADE CHAPTER 23, 24 and 25!! DON'T READ IF YOU ARE NOT THERE YET!!










I'm trying to put in space so this doesn't show on the main page to avoid spoilers but I can't tell how much space/writing I will need in order to achieve this goal so ignore the rambling.... the spoiler tag didn't seem to work for some reason...............




WRITING CHAPTER 25:

ais: i think boyd's porn star name should be Wham Bam Thank You Cam
sonny: thats
sonny: terrible
ais: COME ON IT WAS FUNNY
ais: if you didnt smirk even a little bit youre dead to me
sonny: nvr
sonny: ill never tell you
ais: whatever.
ais: i laughed out loud at the idea
ais: so i was amused enough for both of us
sonny: because youre a bad
sonny: my face hurts
ais: that was like a split sentence that made no sense
ais: my joke was SO HILARIOUS it scrambled your brains
sonny: my face hurts because
sonny: im 100% sure i have a sinus infection
ais: well that's less fun




Also, after this was written:

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"I'm looking for a job and I'm familiar with Skyn's works. I always liked the way your videos are shot more realistically-- it makes your videos stand out above the rest-- so I came in hoping there might be a position open."
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I told Sonny, "i want to make a joke about using the term "position open" in an adult film job interview but im too lazy"

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Convo while editing 23/24:

ais: btw in the beginning of 23 why does sin eye boyd so much?
sonny: idk
dont remember
ais: damn you!
Sent at 4:39 PM on Wednesday
ais: ok then in 24 during the sex scene where he's fingering boyd theres a part where boyd's thinking about how hes wanted this etc, and sin says "jesus fucking christ, boyd" before he changes their positions. what made him comment on anything?
im just curious if my assumed reason for him speaking there is correct
Sent at 4:41 PM on Wednesday
sonny: dont remember
ais: GOD YOURE USELESS TO ME
sonny: yes
ais: go back to your hole, man!
whatever hole it may be!

More stupid conversations. This one has no spoilers. OR DOES IT?!



Ais: wow XD lets have sin and boyd call each other sunshine and honeybun
Sonny: no

[[random conversation]]

Ais: i wonder what the word would be for being anti-alien
Ais: but are you anti-alien?
Ais: are you an alien racist?
Sonny: yes
Ais: ok
Ais: just checking
Sonny: my head hurts
Ais: hmm
Ais: i wonder if you should sleep instead of attempting to write. it is late already for you
Sonny: its only 10:30
Ais: SO LATE
Ais: wow orgiastic is actually a word
Ais: lets have boyd describe lovemaking with sin as feeling orgiastic, like sin is so much a man it's like having sex with 2 of him at once
Sonny: ..
Ais: and sin can be like "honeybun sunshine i love you!"
Sonny: what is wrong with you
Ais: maybe boyd can tell sin that HSIN stands for Honeybun Sunshine Is Neat
Ais: lol i was looking up something
Ais: on chrome
Ais: and i dont remember what i was ... oh right
Sonny: youre a bad


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What was really happening? THE WORLD WILL NEVER KNOW.

Also, Sonny's supposed to be writing but he was being lame so. This happened. Probably this is all his fault.

I'd just like to put that out there.

I'll make a note about the tumblr account in the news section too...


Sonny: bah i dont want to write 33

Ais: write it
i will whip you

Sonny: what if i liked being whipped then that wont work

Ais: then im going to send you to a fucking spa!
you WILL be massaged and there will be no happy endings!

Sonny: thats horrible
i hate massages

Ais: you're gonna get one
if you don't write 33
and it's going to be by a professional who WON'T STOP
for like an hour
also it'll be in a spa
so there will be girly scents

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Crossposted at our new ICoS tumblr account we just created today-- http://sonnyais.tumblr.com/