Marcus Matherne's Blog

I haven’t posted anything to this blog in a long, long time.  So I thought I would submit the work of my son Logan.  He wrote this in his 10th grade English class.  I liked it.  So here you go… … Continue reading →

I haven’t updated this blog for more than a year. So I need an explanation on how am still getting five to ten visitors per week. Clearly the world is packed full of people that have way too much time … Continue reading →

This post is not meant to bring on the “no don’t go” or some other words you might come up with to let me know that you think I am awesome, but here’s the thing—I’m out of gas.  Oh, and … Continue reading →

So this blog story was originally written and published on 7/5/2012.  This is the first entry that I wrote that actually Before you read the following, you have to promise not to tell anyone involved with PETA that I have … Continue reading →

So this blog story was originally written and published on 7/5/2012.  This is the first entry that I wrote that actually Before you read the following, you have to promise not to tell anyone involved with PETA that I have … Continue reading →

In keeping with the spirit of this Era of Re-runs, here is a post that was first put up on 7-3-2012, even though I would rank it near the bottom of my amusing posts. Everyone carries around a list of … Continue reading →

This re-run was originally posted on 6/28/2012. Several years ago I was initially reluctant to put this “out there”.  But this is what makes me tick.  This is the essence of Marcus. Poop humor makes people smile. Lights Out This … Continue reading →

The original post date of this one was 6/26/2012.  The cool thing about this memory is that my family is scheduled to return to this vacation spot in the very near future.  Every two years?  Oh, yes.  Be jealous.  Be … Continue reading →

Hey, it’s been far too long since I added to this blog. I know, I know.  You missed me.  I’m awesome.  All that. Here’s the thing.  Life is busy.  You know it.  Your life is probably busy too.  I know … Continue reading →

So sure, I’m a middle-aged man with a forehead that has never been larger.  I find myself at the beginning stages of sporting a bald spot in the age of magic hair growing drugs.  But will you find me using … Continue reading →