Jon Sindell's Blog
December 1, 2014
"The Dirtbag at the Gym," a short from The Roadkill Colle...
"The Dirtbag at the Gym," a short from The Roadkill Collection about a Facebook pile on, was just nominated for inclusion in Queens Ferry Press's 2015 short fiction anthology.
The Roadkill Collection: forty–nine shorts that leave burning rubber all over the road. Available here.
The Roadkill Collection: forty–nine shorts that leave burning rubber all over the road. Available here.
November 5, 2014
Available now, The Roadkill Collection, from Big Table Pu...
Available now, The Roadkill Collection, from Big Table Publishing. Forty–nine flash stories that leave burning rubber all over the road. Buy it here.
Coming in mid–November of 2014, The Roadkill Collection, ...
Coming in mid–November of 2014, The Roadkill Collection, my flash fiction collection from Big Table Publishing. Purchase and performance details to follow.
February 3, 2014
"Fig Tree Gazing"
“Fig Tree Gazing” in Santa Fe Writers Project Journal, February, 2014. A longtime couple gropes for the key. Scheduled sex, shirtless flexing, Brokeback Mountain, spirit feral cat, nude housecleaning, Emerson quoting an Arab proverb: “A fig tree, looking on a fig tree, becometh fruitful.”
December 20, 2013
The Douchebag At The Gym
New flash published today, about ridiculing a stranger online. A jolt between your jolts of espresso. In Postcard Shorts.
October 8, 2013
Chief Wahoo Speaks
Chief Wahoo Speaks
Ooo! Ah! Ah!(the tom–tom beat)
Kill’m!
Slash’m!
Burn’m!
Rape!
Ooo! Ah! Ah!(The blood–red beat)
Rape white women!
(boom boom boom)
Kill white children!
(boom boom boom)
Slash’m!
Kill’m!
Burn’m!
Rape!
Wahoo! Wa!(our ancient cry)
Wahoo kill!(our savage cry)
Hi yi ya(our ancient dance)
Hi ya ya(our base hit dance!)
Kill `em!
Scalp `em!
Suck `em dry!
Drink red bloodof dead white man!
Hi ya! Hi!Big game today!Hi ya! Hi!Turn double play!
Drink’m blood of dead white man!
Paint skin red with dead white man!
And now, savage Tribe of blood–red skin, hear Chief say—
Kill`m!
Slash’m!
Burn’m!
Rape!
And when done—go beat`m A’s!
September 27, 2013
Flash Flood Warning! Rolling Writers Nov. 9
Rolling Writers' Flash Flood is coming November 9
Ethel RohanTony PressTownsend WalkerZarina ZabriskyJon Sindelland Others
August 13, 2013
Grading Bad ... a Breaking Bad Riff
Breaking Bad fans, check out my Breaking Bad parody, "Grading Bad," in Hobart. How will Ms. L pay for Mittens' health care!!!
Fabulous Alyssa Moore illustration ...
Long I've wanted to be in Hobart. Well, I've had baseball haiku in there a couple of times, but this is my first story.
Fabulous Alyssa Moore illustration ...
Long I've wanted to be in Hobart. Well, I've had baseball haiku in there a couple of times, but this is my first story.
August 8, 2013
Chief Wahoo Speaks. Or, Really, Cleveland Indians?
Chief Wahoo Speaks
Ooo! Ah! Ah! (the tom–tom beat)
Kill’m!
Slash’m!
Burn’m!
Rape!
Ooo! Ah! Ah!(The blood–red beat)
Rape white women!
(boom boom boom)
Kill white children!
(boom boom boom)
Slash’m!
Kill’m!
Burn’m!
Rape!
Wahoo! Wa!(our ancient cry)
Wahoo kill!(our savage cry)
Hi yi ya(our ancient dance)
Hi ya ya(our base hit dance!)
Kill `em!
Scalp `em!
Suck `em dry!
Drink red blood of dead white man!
Hi ya! Hi!Big game today!Hi ya! Hi!Turn double play!
Drink’m blood of dead white man!
Paint skin red with dead white man!
And now, savage Tribe of blood–red skin, hear Chief say—
Kill`m!
Slash’m!
Burn’m!
Rape!
And when done—go beat`m A’s!
Chief Wahoo Speaks. Or, Really, Cleveland Indians? Really?
Chief Wahoo Speaks
Ooo! Ah! Ah! (the tom–tom beat)
Kill’m!
Slash’m!
Burn’m!
Rape!
Ooo! Ah! Ah!(The blood–red beat)
Rape white women!
(boom boom boom)
Kill white children!
(boom boom boom)
Slash’m!
Kill’m!
Burn’m!
Rape!
Wahoo! Wa!(our ancient cry)
Wahoo kill!(our savage cry)
Hi yi ya(our ancient dance)
Hi ya ya(our base hit dance!)
Kill `em!
Scalp `em!
Suck `em dry!
Drink red blood of dead white man!
Hi ya! Hi!Big game today!Hi ya! Hi!Turn double play!
Drink’m blood of dead white man!
Paint skin red with dead white man!
And now, savage Tribe of blood–red skin, hear Chief say—
Kill`m!
Slash’m!
Burn’m!
Rape!
And when done—go beat`m A’s!
