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Harlowe Pilgrim

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Website

http://harlowepilgrim.blogspot.com/

Twitter

https://twitter.com/HarlowePilgrim

Genre

Humor and Comedy, Fiction, Young Adult

Member Since

June 2012

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Humorist and storyteller. Author of the novel Jesus Vs. Santa, the ebooks Harlowe Pilgrim's Oh My Words! 2012, 2013, 2014, and Harlowe Pilgrim's Cock and Bull Blog (all of these are adults-only).

And the new, young-adult powerhouse series ... Superhero Story and Superhero Story 2! ...more

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Average rating: 4.11 · 19 ratings · 3 reviews · 7 distinct works

	Jesus Vs. Santa 3.43 avg rating — 7 ratings — published 2012 — 5 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Superhero Story 4.20 avg rating — 5 ratings — published 2014 — 3 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Harlowe Pilgrim's Oh My Words! 2012 it was amazing 5.00 avg rating — 3 ratings — published 2012 — 2 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Harlowe Pilgrim's Oh My Words! 2014 really liked it 4.00 avg rating — 2 ratings — published 2015 — 2 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Harlowe Pilgrim's Oh My Words! 2013 it was amazing 5.00 avg rating — 1 rating — published 2014 — 2 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
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Harlowe Pilgrim's Blog

Horrible Little Nanny

By Harlowe Pilgrim

“I love you, little Nanny.”

“I love you, little man.”

“May we visit the park today, Nanny?”

“Of course we may. Unless you’d rather visit the zoo.”

He thought on it a second. “Did we visit the zoo yesterday?”

“The day before yesterday, my little man. Yesterday we went to the library.”

“Ahhh yes … the library … was lots of fun.”

“We could go to the library again if you lik

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“Can a hermaphrodite be a cross-dresser?”
― Harlowe Pilgrim

tags: glbt, humor, transexuality

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“That's one small step for a man ... but a really big step ... for a baby.”
― Harlowe Pilgrim, Jesus Vs. Santa

tags: humor

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“Can a hermaphrodite be a cross-dresser?”
― Harlowe Pilgrim

tags: glbt, humor, transexuality

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“So many books, so little time.”
― Frank Zappa

tags: books, humor

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“That's one small step for a man ... but a really big step ... for a baby.”
― Harlowe Pilgrim, Jesus Vs. Santa

tags: humor

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“Don't do acid, kids.”
― Don Imus

tags: words-of-wisdom

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“The prostitute is not, as feminists claim, the victim of men, but rather their conqueror, an outlaw, who controls the sexual channels between nature and culture”
― Camille Paglia

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