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Windsor Holden

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Windsor Holden was born in Newport, Gwent in 1970. After a few years crawling around in nappies, he went to the odd school or two where he did big sums, read an awful lot of books and was absolutely dreadful at every sport on offer. He subsequently collected degrees from the universities of Southampton and Leeds, before pursuing a career as a telecoms analyst. He is now married with two sons and two step-daughters and lives in West Sussex.

Somewhere along the way he found a few quiet moments to write "Elvis Lives on Planet Football", his debut novel.

In his spare time he plays cricket and pool. He is still pretty dreadful at both.
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Average rating: 4.33 · 3 ratings · 2 reviews · 1 distinct work
Elvis Lives on Planet Football

4.33 avg rating — 3 ratings — published 2012 — 4 editions
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“The pigeon had been unlucky. Ten birds had been on their way back to their Ilkley coop, flying in stolid, heavy formation; nine had returned home. The tenth, flying low over the moor at the base of this avian wedge, had plummeted soundlessly to the soil, its senses overwhelmed by the tendrils of consciousness which had enwrapped them.

When the pigeon awoke, moments later, all of the rudimentary universal constructs which defined pigeonness in its brain had been carefully swept away, save one. The entity didn't need birdseed; it didn't need a pigeon coup in Ilkley; but it needed to fly.

And it needed as much of the pigeon's cerebral activity as possible to focus on getting it to its desired location, which meant that for the first time in its life, this pigeon was reading roadsigns.

It was also experiencing emotions for which it was somewhat unprepared, most notably an insistent, imperative yearning for Leeds United.”
Windsor Holden, Elvis Lives on Planet Football

“The pigeon had been unlucky. Ten birds had been on their way back to their Ilkley coop, flying in stolid, heavy formation; nine had returned home. The tenth, flying low over the moor at the base of this avian wedge, had plummeted soundlessly to the soil, its senses overwhelmed by the tendrils of consciousness which had enwrapped them.

When the pigeon awoke, moments later, all of the rudimentary universal constructs which defined pigeonness in its brain had been carefully swept away, save one. The entity didn't need birdseed; it didn't need a pigeon coup in Ilkley; but it needed to fly.

And it needed as much of the pigeon's cerebral activity as possible to focus on getting it to its desired location, which meant that for the first time in its life, this pigeon was reading roadsigns.

It was also experiencing emotions for which it was somewhat unprepared, most notably an insistent, imperative yearning for Leeds United.”
Windsor Holden, Elvis Lives on Planet Football

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