Patrick Kill

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Patrick Kill specializes in writing the most absurd, iconoclastic humorous dark fiction around. At 6’1’’, he is the tallest midget on earth. He is a competitive eater…of children. He prefers footie pajamas with someone else’s feet in them. He fishes for dead bodies in drainage ditches during the day and traps for yeti at night. He is the most ridiculous man in the world. His favorite saying is: “I don’t always eat humans, but when I do, it’s dos Mexicanos. Stay evil, my friends.”

Average rating: 3.43 · 23 ratings · 8 reviews · 10 distinct works
Cult of Kill #1

3.67 avg rating — 6 ratings
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Cult of Kill #2

4.20 avg rating — 5 ratings2 editions
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Collected Kill: Volume 1

liked it 3.00 avg rating — 4 ratings — published 2009
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Collected Kill: Volume 2

liked it 3.00 avg rating — 3 ratings — published 2010
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3 Tall Tales

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A Very COVID Christmas

liked it 3.00 avg rating — 1 rating — published 2020 — 2 editions
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Pure Sacrilege

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Everyone's Out To Get You, ...

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Swan Lake

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Dead Santa: & Other Heartwa...

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