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Orlando Winters is a Miami-based critic of all things, with a propensity for stream-of-consciousness ranting and irrelevant segues. That pretty much sums everything up nicely.

The Miamian’s Guide to Zika

As you’re probably already aware, Miami has received annoying, bloodsucking assholes from Brazil. And more recently, they’ve sent over mosquitoes as well. Zika fever has been an ongoing problem in Asia, Africa, and South/Caribbean America, but has recently become a real problem now that white women are at risk.


Little is known about the long-term effects and risks of Zika, but we’re learning a lot

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Published on August 22, 2016 07:00
Average rating: 3.86 · 28 ratings · 12 reviews · 1 distinct work
Stop Being a F***ing Idiot

3.86 avg rating — 28 ratings — published 2013 — 4 editions
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“If a couple of gay guys want to throw the gayest, most fabulous wedding of all time, the only way it should offend you is if you weren’t invited.”
Orlando Winters, Stop Being a F***ing Idiot

“If you want to get rid of the perceived meaning of curse words, you’ll have to get rid of the feelings which bring their use, and that’s not going to happen.”
Orlando Winters, Stop Being a F***ing Idiot

“Christians are notorious for acting like used car salesmen, treating non-Christians as if they’re standing there holding a blank check and sporting a hard-on for unreliable vehicles.”
Orlando Winters, Stop Being a F***ing Idiot

“If you want to get rid of the perceived meaning of curse words, you’ll have to get rid of the feelings which bring their use, and that’s not going to happen.”
Orlando Winters, Stop Being a F***ing Idiot

“If a couple of gay guys want to throw the gayest, most fabulous wedding of all time, the only way it should offend you is if you weren’t invited.”
Orlando Winters, Stop Being a F***ing Idiot

“People play the lottery all the time unaware of how mind-bogglingly difficult it is to win. It seems like they take a different approach to probabilities. Their rationale must be, “Well, I can either win it or not win it, so my odds of winning are 50/50.”
Orlando Winters, Stop Being a F***ing Idiot

“Like ugly Asian babies, valid superstitions don’t exist. At best, any perceived effect of a superstition is you merely psyching yourself out. Think of it as an asshole placebo.”
Orlando Winters, Stop Being a F***ing Idiot

“Christians are notorious for acting like used car salesmen, treating non-Christians as if they’re standing there holding a blank check and sporting a hard-on for unreliable vehicles.”
Orlando Winters, Stop Being a F***ing Idiot

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