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January 15, 2013

ON BEING A 60 YEAR OLD WOMAN

I am a slim 60 year old woman who looks good in a leather biker jacket, black skinny jeans and killer high heeled boots. I simply have no idea what I will wear or what I will be thinking when I am a 70 year old woman. I hope I won’t be wearing one of those blue quilted housecoats with fluff around the cuffs or those wide-toed, tartan slippers with a natty little bobble on the toe. Will I be drinking Horlicks at bed time?

OR MUCH, MUCH WORSE, WILL I BE WEARING THESE

Incontinence pants
Thermal vests
Support stockings
Bunion pads
Hair net
Crimplene trousers with inbuilt tummy support
Extra Wide-Width Adaptive Slippers – Diabetic friendly
Unisex Arthritis Slippers
Boucle Fleece Bed Jacket
Cotton Gusset Pantee Girdle
Pop Interlock Pantee Briefs with 100% cotton interlock Pantee.

Is it right or acceptable for a 60 year old woman to be wearing killer heels and skinny jeans?
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Published on January 15, 2013 04:25